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Roll Call?

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Re: Roll Call?

  • NebbNebb member
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    Ok im going to really answer the sisterwife question for once, I always pussy out and just make sweeping statements. I would like shelly, M&M, night, raynes, roxy, J&K (wtf IS SHE?!) and beatles, all in a bowl like at KFC.
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    [QUOTE]Uhhh did I read your mind M&M??
    Posted by amylydia23[/QUOTE]

    Yea, that was random!
  • I dunno, check my sig??

    Sunshine, "Sporadic means once in a while, try using it in a sentence."
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    [QUOTE]Ok im going to really answer the sisterwife question for once, I always pussy out and just make sweeping statements. I would like shelly, M&M, night, raynes, roxy, J&K (wtf IS SHE?!) and beatles, all in a bowl like at KFC.
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

    True sotry, my awesome FIL once tried to eat a KFC bowl without a fork or spork. This is how I imagine you.
  • I officially feel initiated into the SB board now.
  • edited August 2010
    "How Fabulous! You got Marky Mark to take time out of his busy pants dropping schedule to plant trees. Josh, why didn't you just hire a gardener?"
  • NebbNebb member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Roll Call? : True sotry, my awesome FIL once tried to eat a KFC bowl without a fork or spork. This is how I imagine you.
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]
    Face first? Hahah how naughty.
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    [QUOTE]"How Fabulous! You got Marky Mark to take time out of his busy pants dropping schedule to plant tress. Josh, why didn't you just hire a gardener?"
    Posted by Sunshine9463[/QUOTE]

    ::digs in toes to the sand for grippage (word??)::

    Am I the ONLY one listening? I thought it reeked.
    No, I believe that was you designer imposter perfume.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Roll Call? : Face first? Hahah how naughty.
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]


    I am not sure I can answer this without crossing bizarre family boundries BUT yes, YOU, my love, are SO face first into that shiz.
  • NebbNebb member
    10000 Comments 5 Love Its Combo Breaker
    Now how come youre never online anymore lady? Did I miss that somewhere? I rarely if ever see you!
  • "So If we could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly  party with the Haitians. And may I remind you that it does NOT say RSVP on the statue of liberty!"

    <3

    Aaand now I must go do some dishes. I will be back to this alcohol and Pringles-fueled party shortly :)
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    [QUOTE]Now how come youre never online anymore lady? Did I miss that somewhere? I rarely if ever see you!
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

    Because I am a bad friend to Nebb. Well, that and that work has ben shittastic. I love my work more than anything but I hate what it does to my life. Love you andmiss you.

  • The basics

    Names (you and fi/h/so): SIobhan and John
    Ages: 26 and 27
    Location: Hoboken NJ/ Brooklyn NY
    Jobs: We're both teachers.
    Wedding Date: 3/17/12 St. Patty's Day!

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    Meal you make the best: I don't cook at all, FI does it all
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: IDK
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: My FMIL
    Pic of you and SO:  there is one on our page
     
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  • The basics

    Names (you and fi/h/so):  Cassie and Phil
    Ages:  I'm 23 and BF will be 27 in 2 weeks
    Location:  Chandler, AZ (suburb of Phoenix)
    Jobs:  For now, I'm an office manager (have a degree in real estate development, but obviously that's not going anywhere right now) and he's a network engineer
    Wedding Date:  n/a...we aren't engaged yet

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    Meal you make the best:  chicken enchiladas
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with:  I'm still kind of a newb on this board, so I don't know
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: n/a
    Pic of you and SO:




    this is my fav pic of us.  it was taken at a luau in maui last year :)  (my profile pic, but bigger)

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  • The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so):  Amanda and Matt (but I call him Matthew)
    Ages:  25 and 28
    Location:  Northern Indiana
    Jobs:  Me- senior copy editor for a publishing company; H- category management for Miller/Coors beer.
    Wedding Date: 10/10/09

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    Meal you make the best: Apple stuffed porkchops and potatoes. Or steak on the grill.  
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with:  Jennylove, MIAF or Ricksang
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: MIL. I'd like to forget all the bullshit she tried to pull before the wedding. 
    Pic of you and SO: 




    Here's something cute:


    This is Ella when she was about 4 months. She was a beefy little dog.
  • The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so): Dara & Michael
    Ages: 29 & 29
    Location: Daytonish Oh
    Jobs: me Aerospace Project Manager him Medical stuff
    Wedding Date: April 16, 2010

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    Meal you make the best: Peking Pork Chops, rice and stir fry
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: JennyLove, East, Mara and Tide
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: So far smooth sailing, but I'm sure something will get all screwy
    Pic of you and SO:  see below
    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here: not so much tap dancing, but here's Michael busting out some sprinkler after several games of flip cup.


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  • Mara? we need an MIL bitch fest on of these days
  • The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so): Cher and FI.....sorry a bit private
    Ages: I'm 26 and FI is 30
    Location: South NJ
    Jobs: FI works as tactical armed nuclear response and I am in graduate school for the rest of my life
    Wedding Date: 1/7/11

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    Meal you make the best: Penne alla vodka, lemon dressed salad and a rigatoni broccoli dish.  I love cooking but not baking.
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: RICKS, Sarah, Cew, B, Roxy, Blue, Jas, Katie, Nebb, NS
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: Right now its the guest list.  It keeps growing and growing
    Pic of you and SO:



    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here:  Here are my babies.....


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    [QUOTE]The basics Names (you and fi/h/so): Cher and FI.....sorry a bit private Ages: I'm 26 and FI is 30 Location: South NJ Jobs: FI works as tactical armed nuclear response and I am in graduate school for the rest of my life Wedding Date: 1/7/11 More Meal you make the best: Penne alla vodka, lemon dressed salad and a rigatoni broccoli dish.  I love cooking but not baking.<strong> Knottie you want to be sister wives with: RICKS, Sarah, Cew, B, Roxy, Blue, Jas, Katie, Nebb, NS </strong>Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: Right now its the guest list.  It keeps growing and growing Pic of you and SO: Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here:  Here are my babies.....
    Posted by aprovencher21[/QUOTE]

    WHAT WHAT??? Girl you are a regular nuclear meltdown... bonus for the Susan Sarandon cover up for my jealousy
  • NebbNebb member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Roll Call? : Because I am a bad friend to Nebb. Well, that and that work has ben shittastic. I love my work more than anything but I hate what it does to my life. Love you andmiss you.
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]
    Im clearly a bad friend too, I asked you that question and then left for dinner hah. I hope work evens out soon, I hate when work is shittastic.
  • edited August 2010
    I am super late with this...

    Names (you and fi/h/so): Mareika and Graham
    Ages: Location: 32 and 25 
    Jobs: both Teachers
    Wedding Date: October 16th 2010 

    Meal you make the best: crepes
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: not sure...how many sister wives do I get?
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: currently dealing with bachelorette crap.
    Pic of you and SO: see my sig pic or any of my e-pics in my bio...


    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

  • edited August 2010
    I'm late, as usual. But I'll play!

    The basics Names (you and fi/h/so): Lee and J
    Ages: 40 and 29
    Location: Wyoming
    Jobs: Grad students
    Wedding Date: 9/25/10
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    Meal you make the best: Either spicy shredded pork tacos with guacamole, or Chicken and figs over mashed potatoes
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: Jasmineh, she's fun when she comes out to play
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: Oo, Oo! I know this one! How about a dress delivered unfinished? I get to buy 10 yards of satin tomorrow.
    Pic of you and SO: 
    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here:

    http://www.boingboing.net/2010/08/23/monkey-rides-a-goat.html
    AMA over 40
    Massive uterine fibroids removed 3/06
    BFP 1/11; MM/C discovered @ 10w, loss at 6w; Cytotec
    B/W 7/11 = normal CD3, FSH 8.9; 7DPO progesterone 1.7
    Three Clomid cycles, all BFN, Off to an RE for me...
    FSH=8.7 E2=30 AMH=1.8 HSG clear, SA=great
    Inj. IUI #1 12/9/11 BFN, Inj. IUI #2 1/6/12 BFN
    Inj. IUI #3 1/30/12 BFP!, HCG doubled through 6w, 7w u/s mm/c twins
    Lost our known donor to unplanned pregnancy
    Factor V Leiden, Hetero, symptomatic
    Op Hysteroscopy 5/12, removed scar tissue and uterine septum
    Doing Cryo-DE IVF and older child adoption (Home visit- Check!)
    Beautiful hatching 5-blast transfered 8/30
    BFP 9/7/12 EDD May 19, 2013, beta #1=291 beta #2=762 beta #3=7306
    Sneek peak u/s shows HB at 6w1d!!! 123bpm!
    Still have a HB at 18w0d!!! 142bpm! Grow, baby, grow!
    Great NT scan, but, placenta previa. Resolving!
    Labile Hypertension, placed on HBP meds to try to avoid pre-e
    A/S on 12/21/12, Petra's having a baby, it's the end of the world!
    Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
    PGAL Siggy Challenge- Animal Hangovers!
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    "Petra, you are an obese 40+ year old. Stop jumping through these hoops. Just adopt already. There is no shame in that." -Deethebee
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Roll Call? : WHAT WHAT??? Girl you are a regular nuclear meltdown... bonus for the Susan Sarandon cover up for my jealousy
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    I want what I want lol

    I'm kinda a hoar like that.
  • SarahPLiz.....I will kinda share Ricks but then we have to be sister wives too. 
  • The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so):
    Ashley & Joey
    Ages: 27 & 28
    Location: Tucson, AZ
    Jobs: I work in a medical laboratory that does not allow any personal use of phones or internet during work hours at my workplace. Which means I don't get to access anything fun while I'm at work. I'm under the impression that the vast majorities of knotties here cannot even begin to fathom life like that.
    Wedding Date: October 31, 2010

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    Meal you make the best:
    I'm pretty spoiled, my FI does his own catering from time to time so he's a stellar cook. As for me, I make a mind-blowingly good from scratch cakes and chocolate cream pie.
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: aprovencher21, because she's a dachsie fan. My dog would be so happy to be around other dogs her size.
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: Getting measurements done for my wedding dress - I'm getting it made by MyBigFatBeautifulWedding in Michigan, and they emailed six pages worth of measurements/instructions.
    Pic of you and SO: I'm pretty embarassed to admit this, but I don't know how to edit a photo to make it small to upload to photobucket. (All my pics are huge.) I don't have any photo editing software, so unless there's a free program to do it...
    Yeah, I'm sure I'll be flamed for this.
    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here:
    Will a Mitch Hedberg quote work?
    "You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later."
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  • Arizona- Any chance you use a mac? I suck at resizing high pixel count images, too. So, I open the picture in preview, hit the minus button until it's the size I want to display it, and then do a selection capture with Grab in utilities. You have to save the image (default is a .tiff), reopen it in preview and then save as a .jpg. But then it's not only a small enough file to upload onto photobucket, but it's the correct size for when you bring it over to TK.
    AMA over 40
    Massive uterine fibroids removed 3/06
    BFP 1/11; MM/C discovered @ 10w, loss at 6w; Cytotec
    B/W 7/11 = normal CD3, FSH 8.9; 7DPO progesterone 1.7
    Three Clomid cycles, all BFN, Off to an RE for me...
    FSH=8.7 E2=30 AMH=1.8 HSG clear, SA=great
    Inj. IUI #1 12/9/11 BFN, Inj. IUI #2 1/6/12 BFN
    Inj. IUI #3 1/30/12 BFP!, HCG doubled through 6w, 7w u/s mm/c twins
    Lost our known donor to unplanned pregnancy
    Factor V Leiden, Hetero, symptomatic
    Op Hysteroscopy 5/12, removed scar tissue and uterine septum
    Doing Cryo-DE IVF and older child adoption (Home visit- Check!)
    Beautiful hatching 5-blast transfered 8/30
    BFP 9/7/12 EDD May 19, 2013, beta #1=291 beta #2=762 beta #3=7306
    Sneek peak u/s shows HB at 6w1d!!! 123bpm!
    Still have a HB at 18w0d!!! 142bpm! Grow, baby, grow!
    Great NT scan, but, placenta previa. Resolving!
    Labile Hypertension, placed on HBP meds to try to avoid pre-e
    A/S on 12/21/12, Petra's having a baby, it's the end of the world!
    Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
    PGAL Siggy Challenge- Animal Hangovers!
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic Image and video hosting by TinyPic
    "Petra, you are an obese 40+ year old. Stop jumping through these hoops. Just adopt already. There is no shame in that." -Deethebee
  • Sadly, I don't own a Mac or have access to one. :(
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  • Damn. Sorry. I'm a PC illiterate when it comes to the normal programs folks use. I play in PC-land with programs like ArcGIS and Age2eDot, and other sciencey types. Not so much with graphic programs.
    AMA over 40
    Massive uterine fibroids removed 3/06
    BFP 1/11; MM/C discovered @ 10w, loss at 6w; Cytotec
    B/W 7/11 = normal CD3, FSH 8.9; 7DPO progesterone 1.7
    Three Clomid cycles, all BFN, Off to an RE for me...
    FSH=8.7 E2=30 AMH=1.8 HSG clear, SA=great
    Inj. IUI #1 12/9/11 BFN, Inj. IUI #2 1/6/12 BFN
    Inj. IUI #3 1/30/12 BFP!, HCG doubled through 6w, 7w u/s mm/c twins
    Lost our known donor to unplanned pregnancy
    Factor V Leiden, Hetero, symptomatic
    Op Hysteroscopy 5/12, removed scar tissue and uterine septum
    Doing Cryo-DE IVF and older child adoption (Home visit- Check!)
    Beautiful hatching 5-blast transfered 8/30
    BFP 9/7/12 EDD May 19, 2013, beta #1=291 beta #2=762 beta #3=7306
    Sneek peak u/s shows HB at 6w1d!!! 123bpm!
    Still have a HB at 18w0d!!! 142bpm! Grow, baby, grow!
    Great NT scan, but, placenta previa. Resolving!
    Labile Hypertension, placed on HBP meds to try to avoid pre-e
    A/S on 12/21/12, Petra's having a baby, it's the end of the world!
    Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
    PGAL Siggy Challenge- Animal Hangovers!
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic Image and video hosting by TinyPic
    "Petra, you are an obese 40+ year old. Stop jumping through these hoops. Just adopt already. There is no shame in that." -Deethebee
  • edited August 2010
    Finally getting around to this :)

    The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so): Stacey and Taylor
    Ages: Both 26. He turns 27 next month, and I turn 27 two weeks after our wedding.
    Location: Lower Alabama
    Jobs: He is a department manager of a large retail store, I am an office administrator for a software engineering company.
    Wedding Date: December 18th, 2010

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    Meal you make the best: I suck at cooking.... I make a really good enchilada casserole though.
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: Seshat because she is super nice and has pretty hair! lol
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: So far, the guest list.
    Pic of you and SO:



    Bonus points for tap dancing/something funny/something cute here:

  • I'm coming out of lurker status... but way late on this.
    The basics
    Names (you and fi/h/so):  Danielle & Dave
    Ages:  24 and 29
    Location:  Idaho
    Jobs:  Me- Teacher Him- Tire Sales Manager
    Wedding Date: 06/26/10

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    Meal you make the best: H says steak and potatoes (so complicated, I know)
    Knottie you want to be sister wives with: I'm not real familiar w/ anyone
    Biggest PIA wedding thing you dealt with: BM dresses... Hated that process
    Pic of you and SO:  In sig.
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