Open letters

[Deleted User] · August 2010

I'm rooting for you Nebb. I'm on the "The universe hates me" train too, hopefully it pulls into the station soon.

Dear Co-workers,

STFU. Seriously, just STFU. We all know how much you hate your job, and we don't care.

scoetto · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:bda6cc4c-8cfd-451e-89d4-9d4f9aa75695">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : Dear Sco- We havent technically synced up yet, but I'm willing to jump on the cheese bandwagon. We are having a cheese platter this weekend. Love, fellow cheese lover
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

Will it include port wine cheese and triskits? If so, I choo-choo-choose you <3

kd.joseph · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:e6c5e9d6-83fd-4e54-a37e-8cb8b916df66">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : Will it include port wine cheese and triskits? If so, I choo-choo-choose you <3
Posted by scoetto[/QUOTE]

For this weekends menu we have Drunken goat, brie, Irish Dubliner, Stilton Blue.
And I may have to get some Artichoke parmesean dip. But if you're coming we will get you some port wine.

scoetto · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:dedef89c-de52-4ed5-aed1-e195fee95735">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : For this weekends menu we have Drunken goat, brie, Irish Dubliner, Stilton Blue. And I may have to get some Artichoke parmesean dip. But if you're coming we will get you some port wine.
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

What time should J & I be there? And how long does it take to get to you from DC?

julezlee · August 2010

Dear Sco,

Aww now I'm all teary!

Thank you so much.

Love,
Julez

scoetto · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:52115a96-0f7b-48d0-ac5b-cbeea4588a31">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Sco, Aww now I'm all teary! Thank you so much. Love, Julez
Posted by julezlee[/QUOTE]

<3

Jelenny · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:7424f7e0-17a8-4087-bf5b-0a0b965ea6d3">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear landlady, You infuriate me. A few months ago you gave to gorgeous little dogs away to a shelter because you could not handle them and your two sons. Now those dogs are dead because it was not a no kill shelter (your mom told me). Imagine my shock when you come home with a pitbull yesterday. Isn't it just so fun to dump dogs and get new ones when it suits you? Fuuckingcunt. And it was all I could do not to punch you in the face when you came over to tell us our pizza boxes were not bagged properly in the trash. There is so much I want to say to you. I wish you slow death by rodents, Meaghan
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

ugh i hate people like this....all day i work saving dogs ::facepalm::

fyi - little known fact (maybe you know this) you can get her on a DNA list - just contact local rescues and shelters and let them know her track record of getting and dumping (unfortunately there is still cragslist, freecycle, etc)

Jelenny · August 2010

Dear Laila, Brady, Dodge, and Lulu

never in my care has anything caused you harm - the storm will not get you in my house - pacing, barking, sitting on my face, or shaking my bed will not get rid of the big bad storm...

i need sleep from 3am to 5am in any weather conditions

thank you
the hand that feeds ya

SarahPLiz · August 2010

Heels, Sco, I think we are synced up, a la LC's post Monday. That means I spend way too much time here.

Dear Body,

Please stop hurting. I have a workout tonight and 2 more tomorrow and then I promise to let you rest for 3 days before the 2 a days start again. If you are all tight and achy when I go to PT tomorrow, she will make you hurt worse with that damned metal bar. Yeah, you know which one I'm talking about. So get over it dammit. Loosen up!

-Me

kd.joseph · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:9585b434-2afb-4742-8b3a-f438fabaed98">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : What time should J & I be there? And how long does it take to get to you from DC?
Posted by scoetto[/QUOTE]

May have to google this I'm not really sure. DC is on my list of places to get in my lifetime, but I havent made it there yet.

Oh I'm also making Seshats Cherry Coke Cupcakes,and Sangria! Come on up.

Nebb · August 2010

Dear Trainer,

I know you wont understand why I havnt worked out since I saw you last, I know you dont really care why I havnt, and I know I should have but just... dont kill me for it. I want to crawl under a rock, working out... frankly, doing anything, is the last thing I want to do right now. Please dont kill me.

Sincerely,
Lazy bones

SarahPLiz · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:66032884-1c91-4232-80cb-59dee025d300">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Trainer, I know you wont understand why I havnt worked out since I saw you last, I know you dont really care why I havnt, and I know I should have but just... dont kill me for it. I want to crawl under a rock, working out... frankly, doing anything, is the last thing I want to do right now. Please dont kill me. Sincerely, Lazy bones
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>Don't beat yourself up about it, Nebb. Exercise can actually be detrimental if you are already exhausted (mentally and/or physically). Rest for a bit and go back when you are ready. I really hope things get better for you soon.

</div>

MarriedInAFever · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:18d122a1-24ab-40e8-a1f8-7f3534637039">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Julez, Your wedding video just made me cry. I've seen part of it before, when you first posted it. Today I watched the entire thing, and I had to wipe tears off my keyboard. Beautiful. Your husband is a lucky man. The love you two exude is phenomenal. Love, Sco
Posted by scoetto[/QUOTE]

*sniffle* Co-signed, Fever. Your wedding is my favorite.

betrothed123 · August 2010

Dear Executives,

Thank you for sucking at life and completely miscommunicating details about this very important meeting I was supposed to attend. Now the meeting was supposed to start half an hour ago, didn't, and I still cna't attend because you moved the location and I have no way of getting there. Way to suck donkey balls. You better not try blaming me in 2 days when I can't figure out our new database because I was incapable of attending out training session.

MeaghanandMichael · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:3ba86653-f3a8-4fbe-82e5-b31e7f330e5b">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : ugh i hate people like this....all day i work saving dogs ::facepalm:: fyi - little known fact (maybe you know this) you can get her on a DNA list - just contact local rescues and shelters and let them know her track record of getting and dumping (unfortunately there is still cragslist, freecycle, etc)
Posted by Jelenny[/QUOTE]

This is SUCH a good idea! I am telling Mike about it right now and he agrees we are definitely going to do this.

scoetto · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:a7177230-6e02-4a18-ab00-8dcb98928b65">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : May have to google this I'm not really sure. DC is on my list of places to get in my lifetime, but I havent made it there yet. Oh I'm also making Seshats Cherry Coke Cupcakes,and Sangria! Come on up.
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

Damn you, you evil temptress, you!

kd.joseph · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:af707adc-3c4a-41ec-83a3-d417adb8a8ef">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : Damn you, you evil temptress, you!
Posted by scoetto[/QUOTE]

How'd you figure out my nickname?

I'm taking Seshats word that these cupcakes are phenomenal. We are having family in for the weekend, so we are grilling bison burgers, beer can chicken, stuffed tenderloin (rosemary and blue cheese).
DH is making Blue Cheese coles slaw.

Jelenny · August 2010

glad i could help meaghan

i have way tooooooo much knowledge in the rescue world :0)

SarahSmile23 · August 2010

Dear Tropical Storms,

Please subside until after August. We are taking a little cruise at the end of the month and would love to have pretty weather!

opalsky007 · August 2010

Dear department:

Thanks for docking me three weeks' pay so I can work on a two-week course, so that I "don't come out ahead". WTF is wrong with me coming out ahead? You really expect people to put 120 hours into teaching a class for NO extra compensation? Don't expect me to agree to help you out with anything, ever again.

Fuckwads.

[Deleted User] · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:f01937b1-a909-45ea-bb05-1d32d4104a8e">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : How'd you figure out my nickname? I'm taking Seshats word that these cupcakes are phenomenal. We are having family in for the weekend, so we are grilling bison burgers, beer can chicken, stuffed tenderloin (rosemary and blue cheese). DH is making Blue Cheese coles slaw.
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

Oooh, pressure. They better live up to their name then. I don't want my word to be shot.

kd.joseph · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:95c073fb-e508-4fa5-aa4c-b904d7e94449">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : Oooh, pressure. They better live up to their name then. I don't want my word to be shot.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

Well you can always blame the cook!

[Deleted User] · August 2010

Dear Neighbor,
You're incredibly sweet and I love that you want to be my friend, but I have a feeling it won't last long after you realize that, for me, adult time means that I cuss like a drunken sailor and enjoy as much dildo talk as I can get.
Love,
CEW

kd.joseph · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:9af91a03-8fe5-4d05-bd50-6a48066ec492">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Neighbor, You're incredibly sweet and I love that you want to be my friend, but I have a feeling it won't last long after you realize that, for me, adult time means that I cuss like a drunken sailor and enjoy as much dildo talk as I can get. Love, CEW
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Will you be my friend? I like dildo jokes.

[Deleted User] · August 2010

Why did the dildo cross the road?

kd.joseph · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:0effafd3-e701-4c11-b4d0-c271ed447482">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Why did the dildo cross the road?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

I dont know........why did the dildo cross the road?

betrothed123 · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:0effafd3-e701-4c11-b4d0-c271ed447482">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Why did the dildo cross the road?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
Because it was in Mizri's purse?

laurenclaire1386 · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:9fd05e5b-5183-40ee-ab0b-0847bf0116a2">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : Because it was in Mizri's purse?
Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]
FTW!

kd.joseph · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:9fd05e5b-5183-40ee-ab0b-0847bf0116a2">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : Because it was in Mizri's purse?
Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

Hehe.....you're so funny!

[Deleted User] · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e80a3110-a495-4f1f-b469-fd163e26ddb4Post:9fd05e5b-5183-40ee-ab0b-0847bf0116a2">Re: Open letters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open letters : Because it was in Mizri's purse?
Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

We have a winner!

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