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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    I didn't ask anyone, I just threw the requirements out there to my adoring public and let them claim their spots by signing their lives over to me!
    There is no such thing as too many wenches!
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • sapphirebaby926sapphirebaby926
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    edited December 2011
    Oh also I am claiming WOH position
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:f991ee8e-89fd-4203-ad6d-964f7580d89c">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]Oh also I am claiming WOH position
    Posted by sapphirebaby926[/QUOTE]

    I'll leave that up to you guys to hash out.
    Maybe I can sell tickets to wench fights to raise money for the plastic surgery.
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  • MidniteRaeMidniteRae member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:f991ee8e-89fd-4203-ad6d-964f7580d89c">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]Oh also I am claiming WOH position
    Posted by sapphirebaby926[/QUOTE]

    <strong><em>Damn.</em></strong>


    Oh well, I'll sign my life over to you anyways Button. <em>IF </em>you can get my to gain weight..
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  • MidniteRaeMidniteRae member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:04b0dc80-8d83-4ff2-a799-2b1d556c2bf9">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: oh my god you guys : I'll leave that up to you guys to hash out. Maybe I can sell tickets to wench fights to raise money for the plastic surgery.
    Posted by Button5807[/QUOTE]

    That's a great idea. I can take all you bitches..er.. I mean wenches..
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  • zaneopalzaneopal member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:04b0dc80-8d83-4ff2-a799-2b1d556c2bf9">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: oh my god you guys : I'll leave that up to you guys to hash out. Maybe I can sell tickets to wench fights to raise money for the plastic surgery.
    Posted by Button5807[/QUOTE]

    How about the wench who consumes the most twinkies and Mountain Dew? You know, biggest wench gets WOH?
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:461eb029-4385-43a4-965e-621ea17932cd">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: oh my god you guys : Damn. Oh well, I'll sign my life over to you anyways Button. IF you can get my to gain weight..
    Posted by MidniteRae[/QUOTE]


    We're looking into some magic to take care of that if not you can either get pregnant or we're locking you in a crate and feeding you mountain dew and pastries for six months.
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • sapphirebaby926sapphirebaby926
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    edited December 2011
    whatevs midnite - I am def the superior sword fighter here
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:17540c2f-6e90-4949-8498-6b7ab6531492">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: oh my god you guys : How about the wench who consumes the most twinkies and Mountain Dew? You know, biggest wench gets WOH?
    Posted by zaneopal[/QUOTE]

    Would anyone pay to see that?

    If they get too big people will stare because they'll be worried the ship might sink under the masive weight. That means less eyes on me!

    We have to be very careful to find some middle ground here.
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • sapphirebaby926sapphirebaby926
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:17540c2f-6e90-4949-8498-6b7ab6531492">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: oh my god you guys : How about the wench who consumes the most twinkies and Mountain Dew? You know, biggest wench gets WOH?
    Posted by zaneopal[/QUOTE]

    Yeah I have like a bottomless pit for a stomach so I'm all for it
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  • MidniteRaeMidniteRae member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:17540c2f-6e90-4949-8498-6b7ab6531492">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: oh my god you guys : How about the wench who consumes the most twinkies and Mountain Dew? You know, biggest wench gets WOH?
    Posted by zaneopal[/QUOTE]

    Oh Hell yeah! I definately have the WOH position in the bag now! Mountain Dew is my life line. *down a mountain dew, smashes the can on the ground and grin* <- okay that didn't really happen because I'm out of mountain dew :(
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  • zaneopalzaneopal member
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    edited December 2011
    Button, it's the flipping Black Pearl! That baby cannot sink...we just have to make sure no Krakens crash your wedding.
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  • sapphirebaby926sapphirebaby926
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    edited December 2011
    Wait wait wait - the only appropriate thing here to do is to see who can handle their rum the longest
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  • sapphirebaby926sapphirebaby926
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    edited December 2011
    And then we have a sword fight
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    Zane - I'm worried the guests won't realize.

    Sapphire - that's genius! people will absolutely pay to see that!
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • bajedivabajediva member
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    edited December 2011
    Ok, guys. Here's your boob spell:

    When the moon is in the third quarter, rub each boob 13 times with the fresh milk of a pregnant cow.

    Post the pic below on your mirror and nightly repeat the following 7 times while staring at it:
    Spiritus boobimus maximus, bestow on me tits multitudinous.





    A log MUST be kept and forwarded to Button daily to make sure that you are sticking to your wenchly requirements.
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:5bc6c819-b972-4e47-ad31-def5fe18f676">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]Ok, guys. Here's your boob spell: When the moon is in the third quarter, rub each boob 13 times with the fresh milk of a pregnant cow. Post the pic below on your mirror and nightly repeat the following 7 times while staring at it: Spiritus boobimus maximus, bestow on me tits multitudinous. A log MUST be kept and forwarded to Button daily to make sure that you are sticking to your wenchly requirements.
    Posted by bajediva[/QUOTE]


    oh... my.... god

    when i catch my breath from laughing i'm going to post that on the website
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  • sapphirebaby926sapphirebaby926
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    edited December 2011
    ~lol~ baje I am dying over here!
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  • MidniteRaeMidniteRae member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:84a59b1c-b2e2-4bea-a59a-8905885e7f53">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]Wait wait wait - the only appropriate thing here to do is to see who can handle their rum the longest
    Posted by sapphirebaby926[/QUOTE]

    I got that covered.  *places some Captain next to the couch*
     I actually do have rum. We have a lot of rum here.
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  • MidniteRaeMidniteRae member
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    edited December 2011
    Button- where will send our boob log? You never provided us with an email so we can send pictures.

    ETA: We still don't know what size we are required to be. Are you going to  make us wait till Mutley pops out her baby to tell us what size we need to be?
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  • sapphirebaby926sapphirebaby926
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    edited December 2011
    I'll just send my progress via FB - you know since I'm one of the cool kids and we're FB friends
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    PM boob logs to me on here or FB
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • bajedivabajediva member
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    edited December 2011
    Shoot, I hope for my sake, the friggin spell works!

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  • katanne9katanne9 member
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    edited December 2011
    those boobs are terrifying....
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    the website has been updated all wenches should check it out
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • desertsundesertsun member
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    edited December 2011
    Zane -- love the Awkward Turtle!

    And baje -- the spell/pic combo was made of pure WIN. LOLOLOL
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  • zaneopalzaneopal member
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    edited December 2011
    Oh man I went to brush my teeth and came back and baje's freaking boob spell is staring me in the face.

    I'm too tomboyish to be a wench...can I climb the rigging and keep an eye out for enemy shipped crewed by trolls?
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:edbe2f4d-9b2d-4dee-8493-28c7b37d4920">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]Oh man I went to brush my teeth and came back and baje's freaking boob spell is staring me in the face. I'm too tomboyish to be a wench...can I climb the rigging and keep an eye out for enemy shipped crewed by trolls?
    Posted by zaneopal[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, you're the last line of defense incase the sharks fail
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • MidniteRaeMidniteRae member
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    edited December 2011
    When is the rum drinking contest and what size are Mutley's boobs. I'm tired of waiting.
    "You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." -Ray Bradbury 
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  • zaneopalzaneopal member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:824c73e3-cf40-48a4-a13d-00cdf50d6247">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: oh my god you guys : Yeah, you're the last line of defense incase the sharks fail
    Posted by Button5807[/QUOTE]

    Got it. I'm off to climb the rigging and take a nap in the crow's nest. See you ladies tomorrow!
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