So I was in A.C. Moore tonight, looking for craft supplies. (My friends are having a baby boom -- I have to crochet SEVEN baby blankets between now and October).
In one of the aisles, I saw burlap flowers.
Attached to fake Mason jars.
With a sign:
"Did you "Pin" this idea? We can help you make it happen!"
I vomited a little in my mouth.
I'm gonna go with 'not my circus, not my monkeys.'