good morning.
it's 7:42, I'm talking to the cashier at the dunkin donuts:
he: good morning, how can I help you
B: good morning, I'd like a medium tea, sweet, milk on the side
he {turns to Beverage CEO} medium tea, sweet, milk on the side
Beverage CEO: we have creamers on the side
B: thanks, I saw them, I asked for milk {{b's thought bubble: awdayumready. here we go}}
he: {scans my phone card} thank you if you step to the side your tea's coming out in a second.
B: {steps to the side} thank you
Beverage CEO: here you go
B: {opens lid} thank you.
B: this is coffee, I asked for tea
he: sorry {turns to beverage CEO} she asked for tea
Beverage CEO: {stage sigh} because at this point, I'm bothering her
Beverage CEO: {handing me new cup} sorry, here you go
B: no problem, thanks {opens lid}
B: there's no suga....you know what, never mind. have a great day.
Beverage CEO: {points yonder} sugar and cream are on the side over there
B: {shoots her a madea}
she's *in charge* of drinks. she doesn't ring up orders, she don't fugg with donuts or other edibles, the complexity of her day involves whether or not your beverage is hot or cold, whether its coffee or tea and what you'd like in it. total investment time: 8 minutes. I missed the 7:51. America, I'm frightened to death for your future. /fin.
Witcha chest. Geaux!