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Jack and Jill Request = Muppet Explosion

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Re: Jack and Jill Request = Muppet Explosion

  • kmmssgkmmssg mod
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    It was there for me and my jaw is on the floor!  Why did the MOH doormat herself like that.  Condoms and lube - ain't no way.
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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    She's incapable of saying no. She's wicked sweet but has no backbone. If I had known sooner, I would've supported her to say no, or told off the bride.  She doesn't have a lot of friends though and didn't want to lose any and just kept thinking that the bride's comments were what she was supposed to do.

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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

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  • erinr26erinr26 member
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    I was able to see it.  I have heard of potluck weddings, rude bride and groom and all that but I have NEVER heard of a bride singing herself down the aisle!  Just wow...
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  • banana468banana468 member
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    Had that bride never seen the awful Whose Wedding Is It Anyway episode where the bride sang her way down the aisle?   You have to slow down as you see it because you can't believe it's real. 
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  • auriannaaurianna member
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    No words. none.
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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    well I started to get along really well with MOH, we're going out on Thursday with another friend. She started offering to do all sorts of stuff ofr my wedding. I'm like No!!!!! relax....i wont even charge you for your drink!!

    (fiance works with all of them)
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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

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  • SuperMintySuperMinty member
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    I can't see it because I'm lame and don't have Facebook.

    For the love of god, why can't I be cool just once?!?
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  • WeeshWeesh member
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    I saw it. Oh my god!  The MOH must have been a freaking angel.  I would have been out of there so fast!  That sounds like a complete train wreck.
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  • NYCBruinNYCBruin member
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    I feel scarred from just reading about that!  My goodness, I'm so sorry you and FI had to deal with so much nonsense/rudeness/insanity.  What did FI say about all of this?
    Don't worry guys, I have the Wedding Police AND the Whambulance on speed dial!
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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    He's very upset.
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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    It's like, you read all these horror stories on TK, and you think "Damn, I don't even know anyone that would do something like that!!!" and then you realize that you DO! and it's someone you'd never ever in a million years expect.
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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    We could've gotten over a lot, but the stuff they did to the MOH was just...unthinkable...and I cant personally get over it, but they do have a past and they work together. He doesn't have a lot of close friends, I'll support whatever he decides.
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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

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  • fuerst37fuerst37 member
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    edited July 2013
    I admit to being among those who were desperately curious about this wedding. It sounds awful for you, but it sure made for good reading with a glass of wine.
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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    did you show him the evidence??
    Courtpenguin21 said:
    I read it to my SO. He thought this stuff was made up. I told him this is how a wedding should NOT be.

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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

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  • SuperMintySuperMinty member
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    What an awful experience. I don't think I would have made it through without going off on someone.
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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    haha
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  • Peaseblossom55Peaseblossom55 mod
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    I'm so sorry you had to go through an experience like that... there really aren't any other words

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  • rkborkbo member
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    Courtpenguin21 said:
    No, I didn't want to scare him off from weddings completely. He got a kick out of the hershey kisses being the centerpiece. He couldn't stop laughing at that. If he saw the photos he would think all was wrong with the world. 
    Woah, wait a second, there were photos??? How did I miss that??? Where can I find said photos?
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  • rkborkbo member
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    OMG, you are awesome! I would have gone straight to get a tetanus shot after leaving that place!  

    Is it just my eyes playing tricks on me, or is the mom's dress see through?
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  • kipnuskipnus member
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    Ooh, can I see pics!?
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  • MuppetFanMuppetFan member
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    rhawndas said:
    OMG, you are awesome! I would have gone straight to get a tetanus shot after leaving that place!  

    Is it just my eyes playing tricks on me, or is the mom's dress see through?
    It wasn't that I recall.
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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

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  • annathy03annathy03 member
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    Holy bejeezus! That is fucking apeshit. And am I missing something? I didn't see photos. Poor MOH, my head would have exploded in her shoes. I'm glad you two are becoming friends though, that's one good thing to result from this shitshow.
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  • KDM323KDM323 member
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    Oh wow...that's just horrifying.
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  • KeptInStitchesKeptInStitches member
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    Wow ...

    Also, @Harry87, your gifs got loved purely because of "The IT Crowd" in the last one.
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  • CharlieKay10CharlieKay10 member
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    Harry87 said:

    Oh those photos.

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    Okay now I have to see... Where the hell are these photos?

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  • CharlieKay10CharlieKay10 member
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    I think my favorite thing other than the fake candles, fully cash bar, and the hershey kisses "centerpieces" is the incredibly poorly hand-written "escort cards". Also, is that Kraft Parmesan Cheese by the crock pots? Nice choice. 

    Oh, and for the garter retrieval... scrolling through the photos - going from a far away to the up close shot...

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  • Chipmunk415Chipmunk415 member
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    @MuppetFan, pm the list please! I don't have Facebook!
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  • fuerst37fuerst37 member
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    If the pm involves pictures, well, please don't make me beg. It would make my Wednesday awesome.
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  • Chipmunk415Chipmunk415 member
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    Holy jeebus batman!

    Muppet, after reading that, I commend you on your self-control in not throttling the bride or smacking the groom.

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