future_mrs

crfische · September 2010

THERE ARE NO JOKES. THIS IS SERIOUS.

KNOT CAREERS ARE ON THE LINE.

DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SEVERITY OF THIS SITUATION!?

TurtlesAllTheWayDown · September 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_futuremrs-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c00b9833-2e40-4050-9d0a-04b1e660f235Post:7ffa1f39-fb3f-4bd9-a539-4cae4f9a755d">Re: future_mrs</a>:
[QUOTE]I'm in it for the money.
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

That's what she said.

alixzafiris · September 2010

Shaddup, I'm taking the fourth option.

marriedfilingjointly · September 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_futuremrs-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c00b9833-2e40-4050-9d0a-04b1e660f235Post:dd6ca72f-4c3a-4068-ab5a-75052968de40">Re: future_mrs</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: future_mrs : Right back at'cha. Really? You missed that I was making a joke?
Posted by pumpkinpumpkin[/QUOTE]

If a joke isn't good, is it still a joke? Kind of like the tree falling in the woods bit.

crfische · September 2010

OH MY GOSH WHO IS "SHHHEEEE???" PM ME!

username.

J&K10910 · September 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_futuremrs-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c00b9833-2e40-4050-9d0a-04b1e660f235Post:bcb6216b-a6a6-4c4b-9f9f-dd0229658a2c">Re: future_mrs</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: future_mrs : If a joke isn't good, is it still a joke? Kind of like the tree falling in the woods bit.
Posted by marriedfilingjointly[/QUOTE]

The tree still makes a sound, and I could totally prove it, except then there would have to be someone there to hear it, which just completely fuucks it all up. So you'll just have to trust me. You DO trust me, don't you?

TurtlesAllTheWayDown · September 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_futuremrs-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c00b9833-2e40-4050-9d0a-04b1e660f235Post:b8955872-8634-439f-9bd3-b97b85281be8">Re: future_mrs</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: future_mrs : The tree still makes a sound, and I could totally prove it, except then there would have to be someone there to hear it, which just completely fuucks it all up. So you'll just have to trust me. You DO trust me, don't you?
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

Does recording equipment count as "someone"?

OMG, you want to use giant evil robots, don't you?

marriedfilingjointly · September 2010

Do you have candy? I always trust strangers with candy.

marriedfilingjointly · September 2010

GIANT EVIL ROBOTS ARE BEHIND THE CALLOUT SITE!!!!! OMGWTFBBQPITCHFORK!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!ONE!!!

TurtlesAllTheWayDown · September 2010

To the candy van!

Mag, did you see the movie? I about died, I luffed it so much. I got to see it with one of my GMs at a screening with Amy and David Sedaris. He is a HUGE fan and got his picture taken with them.

J&K10910 · September 2010

I have candy. I have cookies too. And booze.

btrflykate1230 · September 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_futuremrs-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c00b9833-2e40-4050-9d0a-04b1e660f235Post:43ddb06c-b0e8-4fe9-9875-eb772ceb862a">Re: future_mrs</a>:
[QUOTE]I have candy. I have cookies too. <strong>And booze.</strong>
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

More importantly.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown · September 2010

The guy on the left introduced me and FI. And the people in the middle are, um, well, Amy and David Sedaris. Gosh, they're funny.

J&K10910 · September 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_futuremrs-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c00b9833-2e40-4050-9d0a-04b1e660f235Post:d153b5ed-1310-4c78-a376-0daa1755d8a0">Re: future_mrs</a>:
[QUOTE]I'm down with the candy and cookies, can I raincheck the booze? I've got like ... 8 weeks to go? Maybe? I did see the movie. I loooove Amy Sedaris. Her book is amazing! (and of course her brother's books are all my must haves for travel)
Posted by mag920[/QUOTE]

A non alcoholic beer for the Mag. Or a sparkling grape juice.

marriedfilingjointly · September 2010

JEALOUS. Amy Sedaris was in town a few months ago but it was a night I had plans with Bec and Cew. Stupid GTG. ::kicks dust::

Actually, I was going to suggest we go until I saw how much tickets were.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown · September 2010

That's the best part. Don't kill me, but it was a special movie screening with a Q&A and I *think* he was able to get us free tickets. Or at least they weren't more expensive than a regular movie ticket.

I luff Steve. He introduced me to my FI AND Strangers With Candy. What more could a girl ask for? I owe him my life.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · September 2010

Oh I've met David Sedaris too. For work. My boss was really excited to meet him, I had never heard of him before (holds up notebook to repel spitballs) so I didn't really care.

Shaye526 · September 2010

Oh yay! 300+ posts later and I can actually contribute something. I love David Sedaris! His essays are hysterical.

AATB, if you like reading and you like things that are funny, then you should read his books. I would literally have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at some of his stories about his childhood.

[Deleted User] · September 2010

What the shiit is all this about? I'm so out of the loop.

JenGin74 · September 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_futuremrs-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c00b9833-2e40-4050-9d0a-04b1e660f235Post:c819b1c9-4013-4016-970c-895b179c28da">Re: future_mrs</a>:
[QUOTE]What the shiit is all this about? I'm so out of the loop.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Where were you today? You're supposed to be here. With us. Forever.

[Deleted User] · September 2010

I wish I could be there with you forever. Life is kicking my ass right now. Not in a bad way. Just in a I barely have time to breath kind of way. I miss you guys.

Shaye526 · September 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_futuremrs-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c00b9833-2e40-4050-9d0a-04b1e660f235Post:c819b1c9-4013-4016-970c-895b179c28da">Re: future_mrs</a>:
[QUOTE]<strong>What the shiit</strong> is all this about? I'm so out of the loop.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Cew, everytime I read that I think of McLovin getting knocked out in the liquor store in Superbad. : )

And if you get into the loop and understand everything that went on here, and your brain is still intact, then I commend you.

JenGin74 · September 2010

I'm glad it's not in a bad way. Hope fully things will calm down for you soon. You are missed, though.

[Deleted User] · September 2010

Thanks Jen!

So, did futuremrs kill someone's baby or something?

TurtlesAllTheWayDown · September 2010

Look for Dani's comments, Cew:

http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-45_.1

JenGin74 · September 2010

She may as well have. There are a bunch of people that are pretty convinced that she was responsible for the call out site.

It's pretty harsh. I would need some pretty hard proof to convince me either way.

J&K10910 · September 2010

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

katiewhompus · September 2010

For the record, I generally don't get online before 6pm : )

It sucks that she deleted people on FB, but I do see where she was going with it. I wouldn't want my FB to blow up over something like this if she had someone she thought was a friend who then went apeshit.

JenGin74 · September 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_futuremrs-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c00b9833-2e40-4050-9d0a-04b1e660f235Post:29a21aa9-c9f1-4c56-9bef-d93761ea22fe">Re: future_mrs</a>:
[QUOTE]If you have to ask, you'll never know.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

Funky mother fuuckers will not be told to go?

Blueyed228 · September 2010

Cew- be careful. Your absence today might just make you her co-conspirator.

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