super annoying reading the same posts/questions

Re: super annoying reading the same posts/questions

• JCbride2015 member

  

  January 2014

  How do I ask for cash?  Can I have a cash bar?  I already signed the paperwork but I want a real wedding!  How do I ask my BM to step down because we aren't besties anymore?  My parents are paying for the wedding, do I have to let them invite people?  I'm having a small wedding but can I still invite all my aunts and friends to my shower?

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  "I'm not a rude bitch.  I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."

  
  

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• mimiphin member

  

  January 2014

  Oh you forgot the "My MOH/BM is going to have a baby, How do I kick the selfish bitch out, It's my day after all!"
  Eyeroll!
  

  

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• HisGirlFriday13 member

  

  January 2014

  jenna8984 said:

  I've only been on this site since I got engaged in October and I already find it so annoying that different people ask the same question that's been asked 100 times. I know I was guilty of this in my first few weeks as well! I don't know how you guys who have been on here for years can handle it. I think there should be like when you type a question on Yahoo Answers- 5 similar questions pop up on the side and say "wait- we may have an answer for you". That would be awesome on here.

  The answer is, often we don't. You catch any of us on the wrong day or in the wrong mood, and we will snark out an answer to you that basically says, "There's a fucking search bar for a reason, fucking use it."

  
  

  And then we all get accused of being mean old bitches.

  

  
  

  
  

  I'm gonna go with 'not my circus, not my monkeys.'

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• MobKaz member

  

  January 2014

  There actually used to be something called, "sticky's" that headlined each board. They basically answered these frequently asked questions. The problem was that most new posters didn't realize they existed. The other issue was that brides would state they read the sticky, but claimed their situation was different/special/unique, but when posing their question......not so much.

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• Amyzen83 member

  

  January 2014

  They are all special little snowflakes

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• tcnoble member

  

  January 2014

  Or they don't like the answers that were previously given because they are so speshal, so they post looking for someone to fluff their feathers.

  

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• PrettyGirlLost member

  

  January 2014

  jenna8984 said:

  I've only been on this site since I got engaged in October and I already find it so annoying that different people ask the same question that's been asked 100 times. I know I was guilty of this in my first few weeks as well! I don't know how you guys who have been on here for years can handle it. I think there should be like when you type a question on Yahoo Answers- 5 similar questions pop up on the side and say "wait- we may have an answer for you". That would be awesome on here.

  That's why we are so goddamn mean and awful! ;-)
  

  
  "Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space."
  
  

  
  

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• Cookie Pusher member

  

  January 2014

  So this wouldn't be the place to ask how I should go about planning my "real" wedding after FI and I elope?

  
  

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• PrettyGirlLost member

  

  January 2014

  Cookie Pusher said:

  So this wouldn't be the place to ask how I should go about planning my "real" wedding after FI and I elope?

  
  

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  "Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space."
  
  

  
  

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• Rebl90 member

  

  January 2014

  JCBride2014 said:

  How do I ask for cash?  Can I have a cash bar?  I already signed the paperwork but I want a real wedding!  How do I ask my BM to step down because we aren't besties anymore?  My parents are paying for the wedding, do I have to let them invite people?  I'm having a small wedding but can I still invite all my aunts and friends to my shower?

  
  

  
  

  You forgot my favorite:

  
  

  "How do I  word my invites - We're doing three groups, ceremony, reception, and AFTER PARTAYYY!"

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• mimiphin member

  

  January 2014

  "I HAVE to have an Engagement party and no one will throw me one so I'm going to do it myself, I mean how else can I get married unless our parents meet and become best friends?!?"
  
  OMG so FI and my parents are going to be meeting for the first time on our wedding weekend, does that make my marriage null-in-void? OMG I need to have a PPD to make sure that the wedding is actually the engagement party! But no gift's please
  
  
  (Sorry Snarky-pants are on at the moment)
  

  

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• jenna8984 member

  

  January 2014

  LOL you guys are great!

                                                                   

  
  

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• Chipmunk415 member

  

  January 2014

  "OMG, I hae everything I need, it's perfectly ok to ask for cash/set up a honeymoon fund on the invites and shower invites because I'm super special and shouldn't have to pay for my trip! If my grandma shows up with a lovely crystal vase for me, my wedding is TOTALLY RUINED!!!"

  Welcome to our world, Jenna.

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• artbyallie mod

  

  January 2014

  Careful, jenna, you're on your way to being a mean old hag like us! The induction committee will be arriving shortly.

  
  

  I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR FIANCE/HUSBAND*

  
  

  
  
  

  
  

  *not really, plus I don't even know if you're married or not.

  

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• Cookie Pusher member

  

  January 2014

  Guuuuuuuuuuuys, I just bought my $15,000 dream wedding dress! But now I don't have enough money to pay for alcohol for my wedding. FI and I decided to have a cash bar and DIY everything else. But my bridesmaids refuse to take 2 weeks off of work to help me cut out teeny tiny paper hearts and glue them on to my burlap and lace wrapped mason jars! UGH! How can they be so SELFISH?!?!

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• MrsDeRuyter87 member

  

  January 2014

  Is a cash bar REALLY that bad? It's totes the norm where I AM FROM!

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• KatWAG member

  

  January 2014 edited January 2014

  HisGirlFriday13 said:

  jenna8984 said:

  I've only been on this site since I got engaged in October and I already find it so annoying that different people ask the same question that's been asked 100 times. I know I was guilty of this in my first few weeks as well! I don't know how you guys who have been on here for years can handle it. I think there should be like when you type a question on Yahoo Answers- 5 similar questions pop up on the side and say "wait- we may have an answer for you". That would be awesome on here.

  The answer is, often we don't. You catch any of us on the wrong day or in the wrong mood, and we will snark out an answer to you that basically says, "There's a fucking search bar for a reason, fucking use it."

  
  

  And then we all get accused of being mean old bitches.

  Yup, I did this after the 7000th thread asking "do I have to invite kids?"

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• PrettyGirlLost member

  

  January 2014 edited January 2014

  My brideslaves friends and family are just trianwrecks and failing at life right now, so I have to throw my own engagement party, 365 day party, bridal shower, lingerie shower, and bachlorette party.  But it's totally fine to throw my own party because I throw my own birthday, un birthday, and Christmas in July parties all the time and no one thinks it's tacky or rude. 
  
  Everyone even brings me gifts all the time, even though I writ "No Gifts, please. Your presence is present enough" on all of the invitations.  But like, um, here's the thing I actually want the presents, I just write that so everyone thinks I'm sooooo polite and then they feel like they just have to get me something!
  
  My FI and I have been engaged since Christmas, so when do you think is a good time to throw the e-party?  I was thinking Valentine's Day because that is just so romantic! 
  
  Oh and we are actually already married, we just went down to the courthouse and signed papers so that I  could visit him in jail- looong story, don't ask but it's not like he killed anyone, but our friends and family don't know, so like on FB and stuff we are engaged.
  
  Our real wedding will be a DW in Cancun once he's out of jail this summer, and since we can't afford to invite all 400 of my nearest and dearest friends because I bought two designer gowns- one for the ceremony and one for the reception, we are going to have a potluck AHR a few weeks after we get back. . . I have a third dress for that reception too!
  
  I don't want anyone showing up to my AHR in jeans and shit so should I just write Black Tie on my invitations and Evite?
  

  
  "Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space."
  
  

  
  

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• jenna8984 member

  

  January 2014

  @prettygillost you forgot about your Jack & Jill party to raise money towards your fiance's lawyer so he can get released sooner!

                                                                   

  
  

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• PrettyGirlLost member

  

  January 2014

  jenna8984 said:

  @prettygillost you forgot about your Jack & Jill party to raise money towards your fiance's lawyer so he can get released sooner!

  I like your style, you wanna be my MOH? 
  
  I just kicked my original 3 out for refusing to cover their skanky ass tramp stamp tats. . . I don't want that shit ruining our getting ready pictures!  I bought everyone matching BM thongs and robes.
  

  
  "Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space."
  
  

  
  

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• Cookie Pusher member

  

  January 2014

  @PrettyGirlLost And you're going to have dollar dances, right???

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• MrsDeRuyter87 member

  

  January 2014

  PrettyGirlLost said:

  jenna8984 said:

  @prettygillost you forgot about your Jack & Jill party to raise money towards your fiance's lawyer so he can get released sooner!

  I like your style, you wanna be my MOH? 
  
  I just kicked my original 3 out for refusing to cover their skanky ass tramp stamp tats. . . I don't want that shit ruining our getting ready pictures!  I bought everyone matching BM thongs and robes.
  

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• PrettyGirlLost member

  

  January 2014 edited January 2014

  Cookie Pusher said:

  @PrettyGirlLost And you're going to have dollar dances, right???

  Girl, you know me!  We're having a Honeyfund too. . . I mean just because the wedding is a DW doesn't mean I'm not entitled to a real honeymoon too!
  
  I'm going to have a Honey Jar at my e-party and my 365 day party too. . . it's to get bail money for my Honey!
  
  PS even though we had to B-List you, you should be getting a STD via FB very soon because I'm preeeeeeetty sure a bunch of people on FI's side won't travel because they are too cheap.
  

  
  "Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space."
  
  

  
  

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• Cookie Pusher member

  

  January 2014

  PrettyGirlLost said:

  Cookie Pusher said:

  @PrettyGirlLost And you're going to have dollar dances, right???

  Girl, you know me!  We're having a Honeyfund too. . . I mean just because the wedding is a DW doesn't mean I'm not entitled to a real honeymoon too!
  
  I'm going to have a Honey Jar at my e-party and my 365 day party too. . . it's to get bail money for my Honey!
  
  PS even though we had to B-List you, you should be getting a STD via FB very soon because I'm preeeeeeetty sure a bunch of people on FI's side won't travel because they are too cheap.
  

  You booked at a resort that gives you bonuses for how many people book, right? Because there is no way you should be paying for your own accommodations! And don't forget to send condoms to everyone attending, because there is no way in hell anyone should be pregnant or have newborns at your wedding - that would take attention away from YOU!!

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• Chipmunk415 member

  

  January 2014

  *raises hand and dances excitedly* o

  oooh, pick me, pick me prettygirllost!

   I want to be your abused brideslave that you call at 3 am screaming because I haven't ordered (and paid for) the customized tears of joy kleenex.

  I also want to be voluntold to make the favors, remake them when you change your mind, iron your tablecloths, make your programs, decorate the ceremony venue, decorate the reception venue, and clean up afterwards, free of charge.

   Please also be sure to scream at me for losing weight due to not having time to eat doing everyting for your wedding, because you know I'm just trying to show you up and be the skinniest person, and therefore I have to rush re-order my dress (which you will change the color 3 times and the style 4, minimum, and I could not get a refund on any).

  When you return from your honeymoon, make sure you call and yell at me again for not stealing booze from the venue to stock your home bar, or having champagne on ice with candles and strawberries for you and your hubs so you can "relive the wedding night magic."

  Two weeks later, send me a hateful email/letter telling me how awful I am, how I ruined your wedding, and you never want to see me again. NEVER thank me for my efforts on your behalf.

   

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• PrettyGirlLost member

  

  January 2014

  Guys I just fired my whole WP- the groomsmen too because they were bitching about my No Ring no Bring policy. . . and that also includes  two of the GM's wives because they are way hotter than me and I can't have them drawing attention to themselves on MY most beautiful perfect special day.
  
  So i wrote you all ripped off these super cute poems from PInterest to ask you to be my new BMs!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  
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• PrettyGirlLost member

  

  January 2014

  So who wants to be the Guest Book attendant?
  

  
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• Chipmunk415 member

  

  January 2014

  @PrettyGirlLost, remember, I'm your brideslave. Your guest book attendant came to her senses and dropped out last minute. I will sit at guest book, not head table. The wait staff will forget my food. I will have cold, congealed leftovers. You will berate me when I take 2 minutes to go to the bathroom, even though all the guests have come by, signed, and sat down to their meal....

  Unless, of course, no meal, just cake punch and crackers at dinner time....

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• PrettyGirlLost member

  

  January 2014

  Well FI and I are having surf and turf and unlimited open bar.  Everyone else are having the apps from cocktail hour and a cash bar.
  

  
  "Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space."
  
  

  
  

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• MrsDeRuyter87 member

  

  January 2014

  @PrettyGirlLost If you were honestly a bride like this...I would have to poke you in the eyeball with my cocktail straw from my drink, that I paid for at your cash bar of course!

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