Sh!t my husband says

HisGirlFriday13 · May 2014

snippet17 said:

Crossmyheartxoxo said:

oh no not hisgirls minions! what ever shall i do?

I love when people call out HGF's followers. I am surprised HGF even replied after you called her out she rarely ever replies when someone does.

Not sure how long you have been around, but HGF has gotten people banned from here for being "mean" and hurting her feelers.

I'm impressed you think I have that much power! I have a thick enough skin that I have zero fucks to give what people say on an Internet message board think about me -- let alone enough fucks to give to have my feelers hurt.

Crossmyheartxoxo · May 2014

i have dislexia which is why it is hard for me to type sometimes. i uust dont think tht it is fair hpw so many people come to back up someone who obviously dooesnt care about her husvand

JennyColada · May 2014

Meanwhile, these are the things that I have to deal with…

sweetwisconsin · May 2014

Crossmyheartxoxo said:
i have dislexia which is why it is hard for me to type sometimes. i uust dont think tht it is fair hpw so many people come to back up someone who obviously dooesnt care about her husvand

I also have dyslexia. Luckily we live in a modern world with things called "spell check"

phira · May 2014

I like that the troll dug up the 10x sugar thread. Dedication to the craft.

J got upset this weekend when we got my cousin's wedding invitation. He's convinced she's copying us because 1) the rehearsal dinner invitation "is exactly the same as our save-the-date" and 2) "they copied everything off our registry!

1) It's not the same. They look similar because they're navy blue with white lettering. Because navy blue is the main wedding color for both weddings. And my cousin picked her colors before we did. And the rehearsal dinner invitation was selected by the groom's parents who've never seen our save-the-date.

2) To be fair, I intentionally sent my cousin our registries because she was having trouble getting started registering. I also sent her a website that I used to figure out which items to register for (e.g. what are the best sheets? What are the best wine glasses?). But the similarities between registries are few and far between--we registered for the same Crate and Barrel plates and bowls ... that are extremely plain white plates and bowls.

afox007 · May 2014

FI has found a way to turn "manipulative slut" into a term of endearment. When we first started dating his ex wife called me that to FSS and it got back to us. Ever since whenever I do something awesome he teases me that I'm being a manipulative slut for forcing him to be happy, or making him eat yummy food.

JennyColada · May 2014

snippet17 said:

HisGirlFriday13 said:

snippet17 said:

Crossmyheartxoxo said:

oh no not hisgirls minions! what ever shall i do?

I love when people call out HGF's followers. I am surprised HGF even replied after you called her out she rarely ever replies when someone does.

Not sure how long you have been around, but HGF has gotten people banned from here for being "mean" and hurting her feelers.

I'm impressed you think I have that much power! I have a thick enough skin that I have zero fucks to give what people say on an Internet message board think about me -- let alone enough fucks to give to have my feelers hurt.

omg. Seriously, you don't remember that you are biotch that got linger banned.

I don't know who you're talking about, but I'm a moderator on another forum and I will tell you what I always tell them:

They got banned based on their own actions. They made their own choices and now they have to live with them.

By the way, that forum is geared towards 13-16 year olds. So congrats on needing the same advice that I give to them.

madamcleo · May 2014

Oh my gosh, you and HGF have SO much in common, she has dyslexia too.

"I said, 'And the centrepieces. Because we had that fun little discussion in the craft store about whether I'd considered mason jars"

The two of you should be fast friends.

afox007 · May 2014

madamcleo said:

Oh my gosh, you and HGF have SO much in common, she has dyslexia too.
"I said, 'And the centrepieces. Because we had that fun little discussion in the craft store about whether I'd considered mason jars"
The two of you should be fast friends.

The spelling is still correct. HGF uses UK spelling a lot

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/english/centrepiece

TheGrimReaper · May 2014

afox007 said:

FI has found a way to turn "manipulative slut" into a term of endearment. When we first started dating his ex wife called me that to FSS and it got back to us. Ever since whenever I do something awesome he teases me that I'm being a manipulative slut for forcing him to be happy, or making him eat yummy food.

SITB - Seriously, what the fuck?

VulgarGirl · May 2014

I think I probably say more things that result in FI rolling her eyes, then she says that cause me to roll my eyes. Though she did once say "Oh, I don't think Fiona would let me go to a club without her" which is so completely untrue. But she didn't want to go to the club and was using me as an excuse. We've both started doing that actually. She won't let me, in our house means "I don't want to go, I'm using you as an excuse, back me up", and we do.

HisGirlFriday13 · May 2014

snippet17 said:

HisGirlFriday13 said:

snippet17 said:

Crossmyheartxoxo said:

oh no not hisgirls minions! what ever shall i do?

I love when people call out HGF's followers. I am surprised HGF even replied after you called her out she rarely ever replies when someone does.

Not sure how long you have been around, but HGF has gotten people banned from here for being "mean" and hurting her feelers.

I'm impressed you think I have that much power! I have a thick enough skin that I have zero fucks to give what people say on an Internet message board think about me -- let alone enough fucks to give to have my feelers hurt.

omg. Seriously, you don't remember that you are biotch that got linger banned.

Sorry, I had nothing to do with that. Her own actions got her and Stage banned. You can blame me if it makes you feel better, but that was not my doing.

VulgarGirl · May 2014

I missed the memo where we always have to think our partners are right 100% of the time and never roll our eyes at them.

10 years in July and I can say, there have been a lot of eye rolls.We still love each other. We're just both human and accept the fact that at some point one of us is going to do something that causes the other to roll their eyes and go "Oh you".

beethery · May 2014

I don't know what the hell is going on here, but I will admit that it's entertaining.

Few things on this board give me more chuckles than watching the troll comments get liked. Especially when they are liked by other posters who had SUPER SHITTY ideas that many other posters with at least some semblance of a brain wouldn't validate!

Crossmyheartxoxo · May 2014

sounds like hgf is juust worried that there are peopel who dont follow what she saays as the end all be all

rajahmd · May 2014

MagicInk said:

I missed the memo where we always have to think our partners are right 100% of the time and never roll our eyes at them.

10 years in July and I can say, there have been a lot of eye rolls.We still love each other. We're just both human and accept the fact that at some point one of us is going to do something that causes the other to roll their eyes and go "Oh you".

I think the point that others are trying to make is that there's a difference between eye-rolling and mocking them on the internet for all to see. Just because it's anonymous doesn't mean it's ok.

TheGrimReaper · May 2014

I'm just angry at the distraction from anyone noticing that 'slut' is not a proper or cute pet name.

VulgarGirl · May 2014

RajahBMFD said:

MagicInk said:

I missed the memo where we always have to think our partners are right 100% of the time and never roll our eyes at them.

10 years in July and I can say, there have been a lot of eye rolls.We still love each other. We're just both human and accept the fact that at some point one of us is going to do something that causes the other to roll their eyes and go "Oh you".

I think the point that others are trying to make is that there's a difference between eye-rolling and mocking them on the internet for all to see. Just because it's anonymous doesn't mean it's ok.

I don't see this post as mocking so much though. Just...a funny story of a husband forgetting all he did have to do with the wedding.

sweetwisconsin · May 2014

TheGrimReaper said:
I'm just angry at the distraction from anyone noticing that 'slut' is not a proper or cute pet name.

I had to read that twice. Was thinking about commenting....and then just decided to pretend I didn't see it. I also agree that "slut" is not a cute pet name, especially if it was originally used in reference to his ex.

phira · May 2014

Musikalbunni said:

Crossmyheartxoxo said:

sounds like hgf is juust worried that there are peopel who dont follow what she saays as the end all be all

Do you have a chip on your shoulder?

Now I have Legally Blonde the Musical stuck in my head.

beethery · May 2014

afox007 said:

FI has found a way to turn "manipulative slut" into a term of endearment. When we first started dating his ex wife called me that to FSS and it got back to us. Ever since whenever I do something awesome he teases me that I'm being a manipulative slut for forcing him to be happy, or making him eat yummy food.

I am not into that at all, and if it were me, I would have a super serious discussion with my FI about that shit. Dude could call you damn near anything else and that could be a pet name. But 'manipulative slut', no matter how much sweetness with which it is said, would get a seething angry "Haul right off and fuck yourself" from me.

VulgarGirl · May 2014

phira said:

Musikalbunni said:

Crossmyheartxoxo said:

sounds like hgf is juust worried that there are peopel who dont follow what she saays as the end all be all

Do you have a chip on your shoulder?

Now I have Legally Blonde the Musical stuck in my head.

Me too! I started singing right away! "I got a chip my shoulder, and it's big as a boulder..."

rajahmd · May 2014

@HisGirlFriday13, Linger has a message for you.

She says "I

you."

Just thought I'd pass it along.

reginaphalange1 · May 2014

afox007 said:

madamcleo said:

Oh my gosh, you and HGF have SO much in common, she has dyslexia too.
"I said, 'And the centrepieces. Because we had that fun little discussion in the craft store about whether I'd considered mason jars"
The two of you should be fast friends.

The spelling is still correct. HGF uses UK spelling a lot http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/english/centrepiece

That doesn't make it any less stupid considering she's not British.

afox007 · May 2014

TheGrimReaper said:

I'm just angry at the distraction from anyone noticing that 'slut' is not a proper or cute pet name.
Stuck in the damn box
If that was his actual day to day name for me I would have walked by now. It became more of an inside joke because when we heard his ex had said that she hadn't met me or even heard much about me so we couldn't come up with any rational reason as to why that was her choice of words.
A few weeks after this happened his depression was kind of kicking his ass and I picked up beer and his favorite takeout and we cuddled on the couch and watched a movie. At some point he commented that he finally figured out how I'm a manipulative slut and it was because I had been manipulating him into being happy. Every now and then the term pops back up for the same reason.
Is it the sweetest most awesome thing he could say? No, of course not; but the word slut has never bugged me that much and it's become more of an inside joke than anything.

jdluvr06 · May 2014

afox007 said:

FI has found a way to turn "manipulative slut" into a term of endearment. When we first started dating his ex wife called me that to FSS and it got back to us. Ever since whenever I do something awesome he teases me that I'm being a manipulative slut for forcing him to be happy, or making him eat yummy food.

I think that is funny. FI and I would totally do something like that. Take something negative someone else has said and turn it into an inside joke.

phira · May 2014

reginaphalange1 said:

afox007 said:

madamcleo said:

Oh my gosh, you and HGF have SO much in common, she has dyslexia too.
"I said, 'And the centrepieces. Because we had that fun little discussion in the craft store about whether I'd considered mason jars"
The two of you should be fast friends.

The spelling is still correct. HGF uses UK spelling a lot http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/english/centrepiece

That doesn't make it any less stupid considering she's not British.

Then we'd better call the AMERICAN LANGUAGE POLICE and the waaaaahmbulance before she types anything else incorrectly.

reginaphalange1 · May 2014

I love it when my fiance calls me a whore. It's so hysterical.

/sarcasm

arrippa · May 2014

reginaphalange1 said:

afox007 said:

madamcleo said:

Oh my gosh, you and HGF have SO much in common, she has dyslexia too.

"I said, 'And the centrepieces. Because we had that fun little discussion in the craft store about whether I'd considered mason jars"

The two of you should be fast friends.
The spelling is still correct. HGF uses UK spelling a lot http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/english/centrepiece
That doesn't make it any less stupid considering she's not British.

reginaphalange1 · May 2014

phira said:

reginaphalange1 said:

afox007 said:

madamcleo said:

Oh my gosh, you and HGF have SO much in common, she has dyslexia too.
"I said, 'And the centrepieces. Because we had that fun little discussion in the craft store about whether I'd considered mason jars"
The two of you should be fast friends.

The spelling is still correct. HGF uses UK spelling a lot http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/english/centrepiece

That doesn't make it any less stupid considering she's not British.

Then we'd better call the AMERICAN LANGUAGE POLICE and the waaaaahmbulance before she types anything else incorrectly.

Or we can just call it what it is, which is pretentious and annoying. How fitting is that for HGF?!

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