Anyone else immediately want to slap anyone who says that?
Last time I checked a wedding did require TWO
people saying vows. Does the groom just
not matter? Is he some guy that got kidnapped off the street and shoved into a
tux so some Princess could “Her Day”
What if it’s two women? How do you decide which
bride gets to have “The Day”? Coin flips? Cage match? Beauty contest? HOW?
What if it’s two men? Do they just sit around the entire reception
staring at each other and hope a woman in a veil runs in, throws down a bouquet
and starts screaming that the centerpieces only have 49 blue dahlias and she
wanted 50?
What the hell does that phrase even mean? Does it come with
a national holiday named after you? A
key to the city? A brand new car? A pony? WHAT? (okay a national holiday named
after you would be pretty awesome).
I am sure this has been ranted about before, but I believe
it should be ranted about again and again until we stomp that phrase out of
every precious little princesses mouth.
WHO’S WITH ME???!!!