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  • hellosweetie1015hellosweetie1015 member
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    drunkenwitch said:

    MagicInk said:

    sophhabobopha said:

    hellosweetie1015 said:

    sophhabobopha said:

    Okay so.. People who don't watch porn, what do you masturbte to? Erotica? I can dig that.

    I put on something to act as a "noise cover" (Netflix or DVRed stuff) and then ignore it and make up stuff in my head.
    Oh, okay.I'm very, visual, I guess.
    Me too. I can make up stuff in my head but...I like a visual to get me there.
    Does anyone else ever fall alseep halfway through the fantasy because you get too caught up in plot, costumes and character development that you never get around to switching on the Hitachi, or is that just me?
    I do it in reverse to prevent that very thing: I switch the Hitachi on and THEN "press play" in my head.

    ETA I'm kind of really glad to find another person who actually has one. When FI found mine, he was shocked I had it.
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    themuffinman16 said:



    4) One featured entertainer didn't know the pole spun, so she put too much momentum in her pole trick, spun like crazy and boomeranged into a table of customers, knocking one guy out cold. Best day ever. I'm sure that guy's friends retold that story every day of their life.
    Was it Barney Stinson? Because that is (wait for it...) Legendary.

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    MagicInk said:

    hellosweetie1015 said:

    sophhabobopha said:

    Okay so.. People who don't watch porn, what do you masturbte to? Erotica? I can dig that.

    I put on something to act as a "noise cover" (Netflix or DVRed stuff) and then ignore it and make up stuff in my head.
    Oh, okay.I'm very, visual, I guess.


    Yeah, I'm not at all visual hahaha. I have too many worlds in my head that are much more interesting than the worlds in porn or erotica. Plus I have complete control of where the stuff in my head is going.

    Not broken! Not me, not you, not nobody. 


    Bolded and big lettered for truth.

    Not broken. Your brain works one way, someone else's works another, and it's all good. Just like some people like to be tied up and other people freak out at the very idea. Not broken. Some people like cake and some people dislike cake.


    THIS IS OFFENSIVE. Who doesn't like cake?!!?!? 
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    lurkergirl said:

    themuffinman16 said:



    4) One featured entertainer didn't know the pole spun, so she put too much momentum in her pole trick, spun like crazy and boomeranged into a table of customers, knocking one guy out cold. Best day ever. I'm sure that guy's friends retold that story every day of their life.
    Was it Barney Stinson? Because that is (wait for it...) Legendary.

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    themuffinman16 said:

    Now, private parties give me the heebie jeebies.  A club owner has to protect it's liquor license, so generally speaking, the clubs don't get too crazy.  One girl showing up to some guy's house... you never know how that's going to go.  If anything crazy like prostitution or drugs are involved and there is a raid, everyone in the house can be arrested.  I would not want my man to be anywhere he could get into legal trouble, even if I know I can trust him.


    Crazy stories: 
    1)I once had a guy pay me all night to insult him. All we did was talk and drink champagne. It was the best money I ever made

    2)Got terrible bruises on the back of my thighs giving a lapdance to a little person. His converse sneakers were digging into me. The injuries you could get from that job were almost always legendary.

    3)Saw a girl fall 50 feet from the pole and land on her face.  She was fine... and so very lucky.

    4) One featured entertainer didn't know the pole spun, so she put too much momentum in her pole trick, spun like crazy and boomeranged into a table of customers, knocking one guy out cold. Best day ever. I'm sure that guy's friends retold that story every day of their life.
    The image of that has me cackling at my desk. 
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  • drunkenwitchdrunkenwitch member
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    hellosweetie1015 said:

    drunkenwitch said:

    MagicInk said:

    sophhabobopha said:

    hellosweetie1015 said:

    sophhabobopha said:

    Okay so.. People who don't watch porn, what do you masturbte to? Erotica? I can dig that.

    I put on something to act as a "noise cover" (Netflix or DVRed stuff) and then ignore it and make up stuff in my head.
    Oh, okay.I'm very, visual, I guess.
    Me too. I can make up stuff in my head but...I like a visual to get me there.
    Does anyone else ever fall alseep halfway through the fantasy because you get too caught up in plot, costumes and character development that you never get around to switching on the Hitachi, or is that just me?
    I do it in reverse to prevent that very thing: I switch the Hitachi on and THEN "press play" in my head.

    ETA I'm kind of really glad to find another person who actually has one. When FI found mine, he was shocked I had it.
    I got mine as a birthday gift from BF. I can't imagine not having one.

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  • redoryxredoryx member
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    hellosweetie1015 said:

    drunkenwitch said:

    MagicInk said:

    sophhabobopha said:

    hellosweetie1015 said:

    sophhabobopha said:

    o don't watch porn, what do you masturbte to? Erotica? I can dig that.

    drunkenwitch said:

    MagicInk said:

    sophhabobopha said:

    hellosweetie1015 said:



    I put on something to act as a "noise cover" (Netflix or DVRed stuff) and then ignore it and make up stuff in my head.

    Oh, okay.I'm very, visual, I guess.
    Me too. I can make up stuff in my head but...I like a visual to get me there.
    Does anyone else ever fall alseep halfway through the fantasy because you get too caught up in plot, costumes and character development that you never get around to switching on the Hitachi, or is that just me?
    I do it in reverse to prevent that very thing: I switch the Hitachi on and THEN "press play" in my head.

    ETA I'm kind of really glad to find another person who actually has one. When FI found mine, he was shocked I had it.
    Shocked you owned a toy or the Hitachi specifically? 

    I gave my sister her first vibrator -- It was a Rabbit and I won it at a movie party for the 2nd Sex & The City film. It was....erm, smaller than the vibrator I currently use so I never took it out of the package and when my sister mentioned she didn't have one (and had never had one) I gave it to her.

    Edit: no fucking idea why the boxes got all wonky
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    Yes, he was a grade A douchebag. This was when we were 18, which was *cough sputter gag* 14 years ago. But I doubt he's changed much. There are some things you just don't grow out of.



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    Dreamergirl8812 said:

    Yes, he was a grade A douchebag. This was when we were 18, which was *cough sputter gag* 14 years ago. But I doubt he's changed much. There are some things you just don't grow out of.

    Yeah like thinking sexual assault is ok if someone is a stripper. He's not just a douchebag. He's a rapist. 
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  • lurkergirllurkergirl member
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    Dreamergirl8812 said:

    Yes, he was a grade A douchebag. This was when we were 18, which was *cough sputter gag* 14 years ago. But I doubt he's changed much. There are some things you just don't grow out of.

    So did your H stop being friends with him when that happened?  Since he thinks guys who go to strip clubs are pathetic?




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    I am not a fan of strip clubs, but do not have a problem with porn. I don't really know how to word it...so maybe that means it's "stupid," but the idea of my FI paying money to see half-naked or full-naked women dance just gives me the heebie-jeebies.

    I trust him, for sure, and I also know he would be 110% uncomfortable at a strip club and has stated on multiple occasions, and to his friends as well, that he does not like and is not interested in strip clubs, so it's not really something I think much about. 

    I mean I think naked (and clothed) women are gorgeous, but there is something about them being physically there and physically close that bothers me. I love me some naked ladies from afar. But a strip club seems too intimate. The sensible part of me says NDB, but the emotional part of me says "ACK NO!" I also do not like male strippers and would be mortified and potentially scared if one was hired for my bachelorette party.
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  • aliwis000aliwis000 member
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    I am one that does care. Why does it bother me? Well I guess
    that is because I do not like my husband-to-be having sexual thoughts about
    other women. WAIT, before you say, “BUT ALIWIS…we are human, even you yourself
    have had thoughts about others, it is in our nature…”

    Ok, I agree and I will give you that. Things happen in the confines
    of our minds that we acknowledge and then we move on. The difference here is
    that this is seeking it out. My husband-to-be is going to a place to look at
    women and have sexual thoughts about them. Otherwise why go?

    In the end every couple is entitled to their own limits and
    there are extremes at both ends. As long as both individuals in the
    relationship are ok with something I do not see a problem. These are simply my opinions
    which are something only my husband-to-be needs to understand and respect.

    Some people in real life have told me it’s not a big deal
    for them to go, that really, it is no big deal. My response is always; if it
    means so little then do not go. After all “it is not a big deal”.

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  • hellosweetie1015hellosweetie1015 member
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    redoryx said:



    Shocked you owned a toy or the Hitachi specifically? 


    I gave my sister her first vibrator -- It was a Rabbit and I won it at a movie party for the 2nd Sex & The City film. It was....erm, smaller than the vibrator I currently use so I never took it out of the package and when my sister mentioned she didn't have one (and had never had one) I gave it to her.

    Edit: no fucking idea why the boxes got all wonky
    HelloSweetie edited to attempt a quote box resolution but I'm pretty sure I just fucked it in worse.

    The Hitachi specifically. We both have at least our fair share of toys haha, it's just that the Hitachi was not something he'd expected me to have. It's rather a monster haha
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    I've gotten dizzy enough on the spinnning pole a couple times where I had to kneel for a few and wait for things to stop spinning. Fun but those things go fucking fast if you aren't careful.
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    hellosweetie1015 said:

    redoryx said:



    Shocked you owned a toy or the Hitachi specifically? 


    I gave my sister her first vibrator -- It was a Rabbit and I won it at a movie party for the 2nd Sex & The City film. It was....erm, smaller than the vibrator I currently use so I never took it out of the package and when my sister mentioned she didn't have one (and had never had one) I gave it to her.

    Edit: no fucking idea why the boxes got all wonky
    HelloSweetie edited to attempt a quote box resolution but I'm pretty sure I just fucked it in worse.

    The Hitachi specifically. We both have at least our fair share of toys haha, it's just that the Hitachi was not something he'd expected me to have. It's rather a monster haha
    I bought mine for 10 bucks on amazon :)
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    sophhabobopha said:

    hellosweetie1015 said:

    redoryx said:



    Shocked you owned a toy or the Hitachi specifically? 


    I gave my sister her first vibrator -- It was a Rabbit and I won it at a movie party for the 2nd Sex & The City film. It was....erm, smaller than the vibrator I currently use so I never took it out of the package and when my sister mentioned she didn't have one (and had never had one) I gave it to her.

    Edit: no fucking idea why the boxes got all wonky
    HelloSweetie edited to attempt a quote box resolution but I'm pretty sure I just fucked it in worse.

    The Hitachi specifically. We both have at least our fair share of toys haha, it's just that the Hitachi was not something he'd expected me to have. It's rather a monster haha
    I bought mine for 10 bucks on amazon :)
    I have a knockoff one, I guess.  It is amazing.
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    doeydo said:

    sophhabobopha said:

    hellosweetie1015 said:

    redoryx said:



    Shocked you owned a toy or the Hitachi specifically? 


    I gave my sister her first vibrator -- It was a Rabbit and I won it at a movie party for the 2nd Sex & The City film. It was....erm, smaller than the vibrator I currently use so I never took it out of the package and when my sister mentioned she didn't have one (and had never had one) I gave it to her.

    Edit: no fucking idea why the boxes got all wonky
    HelloSweetie edited to attempt a quote box resolution but I'm pretty sure I just fucked it in worse.

    The Hitachi specifically. We both have at least our fair share of toys haha, it's just that the Hitachi was not something he'd expected me to have. It's rather a monster haha
    I bought mine for 10 bucks on amazon :)
    I have a knockoff one, I guess.  It is amazing.
    Yeah, I just meant a regular no name vibe, haha. I'm a cheapo.
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    FiancB said:

    I've gotten dizzy enough on the spinnning pole a couple times where I had to kneel for a few and wait for things to stop spinning. Fun but those things go fucking fast if you aren't careful.

    And this is why my clumsy ass stayed as far away from poles as humanly possible! The joys of vertigo...
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    aliwis000 said:



    I am one that does care. Why does it bother me? Well I guess
    that is because I do not like my husband-to-be having sexual thoughts about
    other women. WAIT, before you say, “BUT ALIWIS…we are human, even you yourself
    have had thoughts about others, it is in our nature…”

    Ok, I agree and I will give you that. Things happen in the confines
    of our minds that we acknowledge and then we move on. The difference here is
    that this is seeking it out. My husband-to-be is going to a place to look at
    women and have sexual thoughts about them. Otherwise why go?

    In the end every couple is entitled to their own limits and
    there are extremes at both ends.     As long as both individuals in the
    relationship are ok with something I do not see a problem. These are simply my opinions
    which are something only my husband-to-be needs to understand and respect.

    Some people in real life have told me it’s not a big deal
    for them to go, that really, it is no big deal. My response is always; if it
    means so little then do not go. After all “it is not a big deal”.

    The first bolded and the last bolded don't really jive.

    If it's no big deal to them, why shouldn't they go? If they're trying to drag you kicking and screaming into the strip club, fine, then fuck them they suck. But if they want to go, why the fuck do you care what they do?
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    lurkergirl said:

    Dreamergirl8812 said:

    Yes, he was a grade A douchebag. This was when we were 18, which was *cough sputter gag* 14 years ago. But I doubt he's changed much. There are some things you just don't grow out of.

    So did your H stop being friends with him when that happened?  Since he thinks guys who go to strip clubs are pathetic?
    My husband has never met him. But no, they would never have been friends.
    FiancB said:

    Dreamergirl8812 said:

    Yes, he was a grade A douchebag. This was when we were 18, which was *cough sputter gag* 14 years ago. But I doubt he's changed much. There are some things you just don't grow out of.




    Like being a rapist that treats women, let alone sex workers, as subhuman?

    Your OP sure soundds like the only issue you had with the story was the allegedly smelly vag.
    The stinky vag is disgusting, because I get a terrible visual of a woman sticking a smelly vag on skeezy men.

    But the point of the story is that the only reason he didn't lick it was because it smelled bad. That is the worst part. If it hadn't been smelly.....




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    Dreamergirl8812 said:

    Dreamergirl8812 said:

    Yes, he was a grade A douchebag. This was when we were 18, which was *cough sputter gag* 14 years ago. But I doubt he's changed much. There are some things you just don't grow out of.

    So did your H stop being friends with him when that happened?  Since he thinks guys who go to strip clubs are pathetic?
    My husband has never met him. But no, they would never have been friends.
    Dreamergirl8812 said:

    Yes, he was a grade A douchebag. This was when we were 18, which was *cough sputter gag* 14 years ago. But I doubt he's changed much. There are some things you just don't grow out of.




    Like being a rapist that treats women, let alone sex workers, as subhuman?

    Your OP sure soundds like the only issue you had with the story was the allegedly smelly vag.
    The stinky vag is disgusting, because I get a terrible visual of a woman sticking a smelly vag on skeezy men.

    But the point of the story is that the only reason he didn't lick it was because it smelled bad. That is the worst part. If it hadn't been smelly.....



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    littlepep said:

    Dreamergirl8812 said:

    Dreamergirl8812 said:

    Yes, he was a grade A douchebag. This was when we were 18, which was *cough sputter gag* 14 years ago. But I doubt he's changed much. There are some things you just don't grow out of.

    So did your H stop being friends with him when that happened?  Since he thinks guys who go to strip clubs are pathetic?
    My husband has never met him. But no, they would never have been friends.
    Dreamergirl8812 said:

    Yes, he was a grade A douchebag. This was when we were 18, which was *cough sputter gag* 14 years ago. But I doubt he's changed much. There are some things you just don't grow out of.




    Like being a rapist that treats women, let alone sex workers, as subhuman?

    Your OP sure soundds like the only issue you had with the story was the allegedly smelly vag.
    The stinky vag is disgusting, because I get a terrible visual of a woman sticking a smelly vag on skeezy men.

    But the point of the story is that the only reason he didn't lick it was because it smelled bad. That is the worst part. If it hadn't been smelly.....



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    I don't think you understand what I'm saying. If the only reason he didn't do it was because he got a phone call, THAT would be the worst part.



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