Thursday... Questions.

Swazzle · June 2015

Some of you may recognize this activity and some of you may not.

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1) Do you like guacamole?

2) Who is your girl-crush?

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

4) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist?

b) For a massage?

c) For a pedicure?

d) For a bikini wax?

6) Do you have a hairy asshole?

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

8) Where were you the first time you had sex?

9) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

10) Do you enjoy oral sex?

11) Do you enjoy anal sex?

12) Do you like James Deen? (Google at your own risk; NSFW)

13) What is your reaction to queefing?

14) Do you fart in front of your SO?

15) How often do you poop?

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop?

17) Show me your poop face.

[Deleted User] · June 2015

1) Do you like guacamole?

With passionate love.

2) Who is your girl-crush?

Sandra Bullock

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Too many times unfortunately.

4) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

Now they are doing weird things since I'm pregnant but normally...they stay pretty normal.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Nope.

b) For a massage? Yes.

c) For a pedicure? Sometimes.

d) For a bikini wax? Sometimes.

6) Do you have a hairy asshole?

Haha yes. Have you seen me?

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Hahaha nope.

8) Where were you the first time you had sex?

In a cabin in the middle of the woods.

9) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

Probably in a car.

10) Do you enjoy oral sex?

Not unless I'm receiving it.

11) Do you enjoy anal sex?

NEGATIVE.

12) Do you like James Deen?

Idk.

13) What is your reaction to queefing?

Haha. Well...first I will look at DH to see if he heard it and then I'll say, "it's not what you think it was!" And then I'll probably laugh.

14) Do you fart in front of your SO?

Sometimes on accident.

15) How often do you poop?

Once or twice a day

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop?

Favorite: Definitely when it's not forced and I feel completely empty afterwards. Least favorite: Probably diarrhea and constipated turds.

17) Show me your poop face.

Swazzle · June 2015

1) Do you like guacamole?

Have you met my first born son, Avocado?

2) Who is your girl-crush?

Jennifer Lawrence

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

More times than I can count.

4) Do your boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

My left nipple inverts as it pleases.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? Yes

c) For a pedicure? Yes

d) For a bikini wax? Yes

6) Do you have a hairy asshole?

I do.

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Always with my eyes.

8) Where were you the first time you had sex?

On the couch in my living room while my parents and best friend slept upstairs. KLASSY.

9) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

H and I pulled off the highway on our way home from the shore one night and did it in the car. We were fully visible from the road and it was SO HOT.

10) Do you enjoy oral sex?

I sure do.

11) Do you enjoy anal sex?

No, I do not. That is an exit only, thank you.

12) Do you like James Deen?

That man is talented, let me just tell you.

13) What is your reaction to queefing?

Laughing and screaming which only accelerates the queefing.

14) Do you fart in front of your SO?

All day, e'ryday.

15) How often do you poop?

At least once a day.

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop?

My favorite poops are cannon poops because they're so much fun and it's like you just waged war and are in battle.

My least favorite poops are marker poops because I don't enjoy using an entire roll of toilet paper on one poop and it starts to hurt my tush.

17) Show me your poop face.

labro · June 2015

1) Do you like guacamole? Is this really a question? OF COURSE!!!! I LOVE guacamole.

2) Who is your girl-crush? She is.

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? Ugh. Too many times. One of the best times was when I locked H out of the bathroom so I could puke in peace and he just wanted to help hold my hair.

4) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? They are unreasonably large.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? I've never had a massage, but I probably would.

c) For a pedicure? Every damn time.

d) For a bikini wax? Duh!

6) Do you have a hairy asshole? Unfortunately. I haven't had a wax in a long time. I should be ashamed.

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? Yes! It's sexy.

8) Where were you the first time you had (a) sex? In the backseat of my boyfriend's truck in the high school parking lot.

9) Where is the wildest place you've had (a) sex? In the high school parking lot, the movie theater parking lot, behind an Ingle's Grocery store, in a deer stand in the woods.

10) Do you enjoy oral sex? For me? Yes!! And for him too.

11) Do you enjoy anal sex? I've never had anal. I don't really want to try it either.

12) Do you like James Deen? Yep. he's hott.

13) What is your reaction to queefing? I laugh, H laughs. We all laugh.

14) Do you fart in front of your SO? Only if I must. And only silent farts so he doesn't know.

15) How often do you poop? Every day. Sometimes twice a day.

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop? My most favorite is a ghost poop, where you poop and when you go to wipe the toilet paper is magically clean! It's like, good job butthole on getting rid of all the poop and not retaining any! My least favorite is diarrhea because it never ends.

17) Show me your poop face.

ETA:

I found another poop face. I look pretty god-awful.

Peaseblossom55 · June 2015

1) Do you like guacamole?
Of course

2) Who is your girl-crush?

Jennifer Lawrence

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Yup, but only once

4) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

most recently yes,

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? No b/c I was at the RE all the damn time

b) For a massage? yes

c) For a pedicure? yes

d) For a bikini wax? no

6) Do you have a hairy asshole? Probably my last waxing was quite awhile ago

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?
Yup

8) Where were you the first time you had sex?

I don't even remember, a bedroom I believe

9) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

a park, in the day time I believe

10) Do you enjoy oral sex?

Yes

11) Do you enjoy anal sex?

It's been awhile but no

12) Do you like James Deen?

Nope

13) What is your reaction to queefing?

ughhh no.....

14) Do you fart in front of your SO?

I try not to

15) How often do you poop?

It depends really, every other day sometimes more

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop?

No favorite poop, least favorite is diarrhea

17) Show me your poop face.

I don't know what it is really....

I'm so glad this survey was brought back :-)

eilis1228 · June 2015

1) Do you like guacamole?

I like it in my queso.

2) Who is your girl-crush?

Kristen Bell. She's mine, @GoldenPenguin!

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Many many times. I once drank so much wine that I threw up all over myself in my sleep. When I woke up, I thought I was covered in blood. Nope, just red vomit from the bottle of wine I drank the night before.

4) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

No, they're plain, boring, run-of-the-mill nipples.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? No

c) For a pedicure? Yes

d) For a bikini wax? I don't get those. Tried it once and had to stop halfway through because it hurt so bad.

6) Do you have a hairy asshole? Probably

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

I close my eyes lol

8) Where were you the first time you had sex?

In a truck because I'm klassy.

9) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

Picnic table in a park at night

10) Do you enjoy oral sex?

YES

11) Do you enjoy anal sex?

My butthole is exit only.

12) Do you like James Deen?

Never seen his work

13) What is your reaction to queefing?

I laugh hysterically, which leads to more queefing, which leads to more laughing, and so on.

14) Do you fart in front of your SO?

Not on purpose lol.

15) How often do you poop?

Usually once a day

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop?

Favorite - when it all comes out in one fell swoop. Just the one plop and you're done.

Least Favorite - Diarrhea/gassy poop because of the smell/noise. Marker poops are also TERRIBLE.

17) Show me your poop face.

AlPacina · June 2015

1) Do you like guacamole?

No. I adore it.

2) Who is your girl-crush?

Scar-Jo...... When I look at her all I think is "Om nom nom"

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

That definitely contributes to the majority of my life puking.

4) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

Nope. One's just a little bigger than the other. And if I lose weight the smaller one gets smaller and the other one doesn't change. Grrrr.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? Yes

c) For a pedicure? GOD YES

d) For a bikini wax? Yes

6) Do you have a hairy asshole?

Not right now

......... But yes.

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

As opposed to........ my brown eye? Yes, lots of eye contact.

8) Where were you the first time you had sex?

On a mattress with no sheets in my "true love's" rental house. He played guitar. He had piercings. He didn't have sheets. So what?

9) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

In the sand on the beach. We definitely could have been watched. And surprising less chafing that I expected.

10) Do you enjoy oral sex?

Giving, yes. Receiving, no. I never feel clean enough down there. Sometimes after a bath, though.

11) Do you enjoy anal sex?

NO! A THOUSAND TIMES NO! It hurts just thinking about it.

12) Do you like James Deen?

No idea who that is, but based on the google search results I probably shouldn't find out at work.

13) What is your reaction to queefing?

Unfortunately it happens a lot for me nowadays. Maybe BF's size plays into it? I dunno. We're used to it now and mostly ignore it. It used to make us giggle, haha.

14) Do you fart in front of your SO?

Almost exclusively.

15) How often do you poop?

About once a day, typically after my run. The day after Chinese, 2-3 times.

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop?

Favorite: firm, large, one chunk. Least favorite: when you know more needs to come out but all you get are little dribbles.

17) Show me your poop face.

bethsmiles · June 2015

1) Do you like guacamole? Yes! So good!

2) Who is your girl-crush? Anna Kendrick...LOVE her!

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? Yes, yes I have.

4) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? Not that I'm aware of...

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? Yes

c) For a pedicure? Yes

d) For a bikini wax? Yes

6) Do you have a hairy asshole? Nope

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? Sometimes.

8) Where were you the first time you had sex? My apartment

9) Where is the wildest place you've had sex? Nowhere too weird. We've done it while camping.

10) Do you enjoy oral sex? Yeah

11) Do you enjoy anal sex? Not my thing.

12) Do you like James Deen? Yup

13) What is your reaction to queefing? I have no reaction.

14) Do you fart in front of your SO? Yup

15) How often do you poop? Umm...like twice a day?

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop? All pooping is my least favorite.

17) Show me your poop face.

LizzyTish88 · June 2015

1) Do you like guacamole?

I know this will bring dishonor on me, my whole family and my cow.. but no..

2) Who is your girl-crush?

Jennifer Aniston

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Yes, it sucks!

4) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

Sometimes they get itchy, but that's as weird as it gets.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? Yes

c) For a pedicure? Sometimes, I was told its better if you don't..

d) For a bikini wax? Yes

6) Do you have a hairy asshole?

I'm sure I do..

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Yes!

8) Where were you the first time you had sex?

On the top of a bunk bed with others in the room.. not my proudest moment.

9) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

Mini-golf course

10) Do you enjoy oral sex?

Giving and getting

11) Do you enjoy anal sex?

We've tried but I chicken out every time so I'm gonna go with no.

12) Do you like James Deen?

Yes, he's quiet talented. Funny story someone on FB mentioned him with a meme and I looked him up. I had seen him before but didn't know his name. Anywho.. BF went online to make a payment on my ring which he bought from Jared and so he typed J A and James Deen came up as a recent search. Later that day BF kind of told me/asked me about it, afraid that I wanted him to tie me up and whip me, to which I told him that yeah being rough is good but some of that is too intense for me. We both had a good laugh after that!

13) What is your reaction to queefing?

Laughing hysterically!

14) Do you fart in front of your SO?

Yes, all the time.

15) How often do you poop?

Not as much as I should. I would get it checked out if my damn Gerontologist would call me the eff back.

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop?

Favorite is normal poop, least favorite is explosive poop.

17) Show me your poop face.

Swazzle · June 2015

@bethsmiles -

LizzyTish88 · June 2015

@TwoDimes I am in tears laughing at my desk reading "Quick and Slick" OMG!

Swazzle · June 2015

@TwoDimes - Sorry, yes, I'm going to edit my post and mention that. Don't want anyone to get in trouble!

labro · June 2015

I found a very special gif to describe @TwoDimes least favorite kind of poop.

Blue & White · June 2015

1) Do you like guacamole? Yep!

2) Who is your girl-crush? Jennifer Morrison. I liked her better on House than Once but she's gorgeous

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? No

4) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? No...

5) Do you shave your legs before going:
a) To the gynecologist? Sometimes, not always
b) For a massage? I don't let people touch me lol
c) For a pedicure? Same as b
d) For a bikini wax? I'm not allowed to get one due to special needs medical condition...

6) Do you have a hairy asshole? Nope

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? I don't avoid eye contact sooo I'm going with sometimes

8) Where were you the first time you had sex? My bedroom at my parents house (they weren't home sheesh)

9) Where is the wildest place you've had sex? This isn't that wild but the floor at H's grandparents' house lol

10) Do you enjoy oral sex? I'm typical sooo receiving yes, giving less so yes

11) Do you enjoy anal sex? I'm a butt sex virgin and ok with that

12) Do you like James Dean? Nah

13) What is your reaction to queefing? Laughing lol. I'm half giggling now.

14) Do you fart in front of your SO? Yes

15) How often do you poop? 1-2 / day. My gastro said I'm only allowed to flip out if it's 5-6 / day for 3 days lol. That has not happened since c diff thankfully

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop? The long ones are the best. Diarrhea gives me panic attacks (not really but makes me all panicky something's wrong)

17) Show me your poop face

http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1376346090389869900.jpg <---on mobile but it's a good one

AlPacina · June 2015

Swazzle said:

@bethsmiles -

So I'm assuming you created this whole "questions" ruse just to get us all to admit we have hair on our assholes? Well done, miss trickster....

bethsmiles · June 2015

@Swazzle -

Swazzle · June 2015

Me when someone says they don't have a hairy asshole:

[Deleted User] · June 2015

Swazzle said:

Me when someone says they don't have a hairy asshole:

Or when they say they don't have a favorite kind of Pewp.

GoldenPenguin · June 2015

1) Do you like guacamole?

Duh. Especially when @swazzle makes it... and doesn't eff it up.

2) Who is your girl-crush?

Ashley Benson, Kristen Bell, Emma Stone

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

More times than I can count.

4) Do your boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

I never thought so, until at my last gyno appointment, she asked if my nipples were always inverted.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? Yes

c) For a pedicure? I try to remember, but I forget a lot.

d) For a bikini wax? Yes

6) Do you have a hairy asshole?

When it's not freshly waxed, for sure.

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Always with my eyes.

8) Where were you the first time you had sex?

On my high school boyfriend's twin bed.

9) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

On the hood of his Jeep in the parking lot of the ski slope in my hometown. We had ZERO JR issues.

10) Do you enjoy oral sex?

Only giving.

11) Do you enjoy anal sex?

No, I do not.

12) Do you like James Deen?

He's alright in a pinch.

13) What is your reaction to queefing?

I giggle like a schoolgirl.

14) Do you fart in front of your SO?

All day, e'ryday.

15) How often do you poop?

Lots. I am a pooping machine.

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop?

My favorite poops are the ones when you have to put in zero effort. They just fall right out.

My least favorite poops are marker poops because I wipe, and I wipe, and I wipe, and still poop.

17) Show me your poop face. kristen bell animated GIF

Swazzle · June 2015

@GoldenPenguin - You mean, you don't like 3 tablespoons of salt with your guac? What in the everloving fuck is wrong with your tastebuds, woman?!

AlPacina · June 2015

Swazzle said:

@GoldenPenguin - You mean, you don't like 3 tablespoons of salt with your guac? What in the everloving fuck is wrong with your tastebuds, woman?!

I did chicken salad mix once and used tablespoons of salt as well..... *Gag*

I also don't remember what exactly I was making, but the recipe called for something like a cup or two of Jell-O powder mix. But it was apparently supposed to be the amount that turns INTO a cup when prepared. I put, like, 3 boxes of Jell-O powder in and couldn't even mix it........

buddysmom80 · June 2015

1) Do you like guacamole? Do I have to even answer this question? I LOVE GUACAMOLE.

2) Who is your girl-crush? Kate Middleton

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? Yes.

4) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? I get random stray hairs on my boobs, that's about it.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? yes

b) For a massage? yes

c) For a pedicure? yes

d) For a bikini wax? yes

6) Do you have a hairy asshole? Right now yes, Saturday, not so much.

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? You're an idiot if you don't #sorrynotsorry

8) Where were you the first time you had sex? At an inn in upstate NY

9) Where is the wildest place you've had sex? On the side of Route 17 in upstate NY

10) Do you enjoy oral sex? Yes

11) Do you enjoy anal sex? Not really, but I'll do it

12) Do you like James Deen? (Google at your own risk; NSFW) I'd hit it.

13) What is your reaction to queefing? It's air coming out of your vag, it's not the end of the world. Embarassing as shit, yes. But not the end of the world.

14) Do you fart in front of your SO? Of course I do.

15) How often do you poop? Lately it's been 2-3 times a day.

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop? My least favorite is the unexpected diarrhea aka a shart, my favorite would be a nice log, not too hard to push out but it made you feel like you lost ten pounds taking that shit.

17) Show me your poop face. see below

jenjen047 · June 2015

1) Do you like guacamole? YES ALL THE TIME.

2) Who is your girl-crush? Kate Middleton

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? See #1.

4) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? My nipples get itchy and sometimes sore (I think from scratchy tshirts I wear to bed?) so I put Chapstick on them sometimes.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Not necessarily

b) For a massage? Not necessarily

c) For a pedicure? Not necessarily

d) For a bikini wax? Not necessarily

6) Do you have a hairy asshole? Yes. Hopefully not after I finish laser!

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? Sometimes.

8) Where were you the first time you had sex? In a dorm with the guy's roommate passed out in the next bed.

9) Where is the wildest place you've had sex? Middle of a day on a beach on Peaks Island in Maine.

10) Do you enjoy oral sex? Not really (that goes for giving and receiving).

11) Do you enjoy anal sex? I've never really done it (tried a couple times but never successfully). I want to try it but it hurts too much.

12) Do you like James Deen? (Google at your own risk; NSFW) Nope.

13) What is your reaction to queefing? It's funny.

14) Do you fart in front of your SO? See #1.

15) How often do you poop? Maybe once a day? Sometimes not even that.

I take fiber supplements if I notice things have been sluggish.

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop? Favorite are the ones that you don't need to wipe a lot. Least favorite are the ones that require lots of wiping. I hate wiping.

17) Show me your poop face.

Blue & White · June 2015

@jenjen047 my fiber gummies are delicious. I'm pretty sure I don't even need any extra fiber in my diet lol

lavenderfields13 · June 2015

I haven't read anyone's responses yet, I'll do that after

1) Do you like guacamole? I can take it or leave it

2) Who is your girl-crush? a girl I know in real life - she's just so down to earth, can hang with the girls or the guys and is just awesome

3) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? YES

4) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? nope

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? usually

b) For a massage? usually

c) For a pedicure? usually

d) For a bikini wax? I shave, I don't wax

6) Do you have a hairy asshole? yes since I haven't shaved anything in like a week because I'm lazy

7) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? not constant, but here and there

8) Where were you the first time you had sex? the woods

9) Where is the wildest place you've had sex? the woods again maybe? up against some random table that ended up in the woods. Or on the hood of my ex's car in front of his house

10) Do you enjoy oral sex? not really- i enjoy giving it more than receiving

11) Do you enjoy anal sex? no

12) Do you like James Deen? (Google at your own risk; NSFW) Is he the one that did the porn with Farrah from Teen Mom? I'm not into guys porn stars, they actually kind of creep me out

13) What is your reaction to queefing? just kind of ignore it

14) Do you fart in front of your SO? only silently. FI teases me for farting in my sleep haha

15) How often do you poop? about once a day

16) What is your favorite and least favorite kind of poop? favorite- quick, solid, no mess. least favorite- diarrhea

17) Show me your poop face. Not googling anything like that at work lol

AlPacina · June 2015

@jenjen047 has my favorite poop face, but I'm also concerned and think she should maybe speak to her physician. That looks like a good way to lose some intestines....

jenjen047 · June 2015

@alpacina have you read this article about the correct pooping posture and the squatty potty? thats what my pic reminds me of. heres a link. personally i am convinved i must have 5-10 lbs of poop inside me at any given moment, esp bc i dont poop regularly. im debating trying a squatty potty.

AlPacina · June 2015

jenjen047 said:

@alpacina have you read this article about the correct pooping posture and the squatty potty? thats what my pic reminds me of. heres a link. personally i am convinved i must have 5-10 lbs of poop inside me at any given moment, esp bc i dont poop regularly. im debating trying a squatty potty.

I'm just gonna go try and put my feet up on the seat.

If I don't report back, I probably fell in and went home to change.

AlPacina · June 2015

@jenjen047 - Alright, based on a single experiment: I vote try the squatty potty.

However, I personally don't believe there are over 5 pounds of shit hiding inside you. Serious shitting has made me lose maaaaaybe 3 pounds before. Anything over would probably just be water.

jenjen047 · June 2015

@alpacina i dont even have words right now im laughing so hard.

AlPacina · June 2015

@jenjen047 - I did it in the name of science. Science is serious business. . . As is pooping.

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