Morning everyone!
Last night I met H and we went to the Devils game (we lost, again, 3rd game in a row, making us 0-3. SIGH). I watched the end of the Democratic Debate when I got home so I am super tired today and it's definitely going to be a double coffee day.
Today I have one of my favorite classes at the gym then I'll prepare the guest room for
@GoldenPenguin's arrival tomorrow! I'm making HC Big Sur Pan-Seared Salmon with Black Lentils and Jalapeno Slaw for dinner and then I'll watch some things on the DVR. before bed.
So, my Wednesday isn't that wild but whatevs.
-What's the worst punishment you received from your parents growing up? What was it for?
-Have you ever been so drunk that you've puked?
-Have you ever been arrested?
-Tell me a wild story from when you were in high school/college/20s.
Re: Wild Wednesday
Still here and still fabulous!
Still here and still fabulous!
Man I hope they give you a win soon! Today I'm meeting bestie after work at Ulta to get a new straightener and some fancy face wash/ moisturizer. We'll probably pop over to Wegman's and get some sushi for dinner.
@beachyone15 Sorry I missed this yesterday- I'm very sorry for your loss, your grandma sounded amazing.
@eilis1228 also missed this yesterday, but your shower sounded so nice!!
@cu97tiger omg no!!! I had no problem with being drunk/ high/ hungover/ stupid near my parents but I would never have sex with them even in the next room hahahha that is guts
I didn't get grounded often honestly, but when I was I had my bike taken away.
Yup. Too many times sadly
Nope but close.
Jeez .... which one do I say ....
Last night was low key, I worked a little late to make sure I get everything turned in for my case today, hung up some artwork (including an AWESOME quilt), and then I spent too much time watching absolute garbage I recorded off of TLC one day for "mindless tv time" while crocheting. TLC is one of my guilty pleasures. It's like a car accident, or the GOP debate. You just can't look away.
Today will likely be another low key day, although at lunch I think I shall go try to find costume stuff so I can make the sweatshirts for my first ever couple costume.
We ate chili from a can and watched the debate last night. Bernie Sanders is trying to start a revolution, and it's awesome. I love his accent too. My favorite was actually not Hilary or Bernie, but it's sad that I still can't remember his name.
OMG, @swazzle, did you see that guy toward the end smile as he talked about killing someone in Vietnam? I laughed my ass off. SUCH a bad answer!!
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@TwoDimes - You hussy!
@jenna8984 - Ewwww! What skeez balls!
@wink0erin - The joys of the internet. I would have had no clue you had a prosthetic leg until you told us! Then again, @swazzle made sure we all know which of us has hairy buttholes, so............... I love the quilt!
@minskat30 - The way you got out of trouble was absolutely incredible. INCREDIBLE!
"His farts smell like Satan's asshole mixed with a skunk's vagina. But it's okay, because I love him." -CSousa
What's the worst punishment you received from your parents growing up? Like many before have mentioned, the worst punishment in the world to me was disappointing my parents. I mostly got yelled at, but never really punished..... My dad took my door once for slamming it, too. That's about it.
Have you ever been so drunk that you've puked? Pretty much any time I drink more than one kind of alcohol in a night. I throw up pretty easily.
Have you ever been arrested? Nope. I cried when I got a speeding ticket. I don't think I'd survive.
Tell me a wild story from when you were in high school/college/20s. One of my college roommates had a bottle of REALLY smooth tequila that she brought back from Mexico, and we decided to drink it the night before we left for winter break. We got pretty schnockered, and she kept making jokes about girl on girl stuff. A lot of really random awkward shit went down, but in the end we ended up topless and groping and kissing. Then I had to puke. And I didn't stop puking until about 20 minutes before my mom got there to pick me up the next morning. I told her I was just tired from staying up. I still have no idea how I made it the entire 3.5 hour drive home without getting sick............. So, I almost have the "slept with my college roommate" story, but not quite.
I'm not that wild! I've just smoked a lot of weed. That doesn't tend to make you wild. It makes you pretty chill. Unless you hallucinate, of course.......
@minskat30 - You should have gotten drunker really fast!! Could have been a blast!
...........Luckily for my roomie I'm into women. But only physically. When I finally decided to try a relationship with a woman (around age 22) I basically ended it with the realization of "HOW THE FUCK DO MEN PUT UP WITH US?!?" Haha. Waaaaay too many hormones/emotions.
@Swazzle - Yes. Same page. I could have sat there flabbergasted at that Webb guy, but instead I laid back and laughed SO HARD. I'm a terrible person.
Additionally, I don't think you could have found a more perfect gif response. Well done. I was definitely laughing in a dead quiet office. Thank you for that.
@TwoDimes my door was taken off its hinges when I was young too. I used to get in trouble for slamming and yelling at my little sister for going into my room lol.
I miss you guys. My life revolves around nursing right now so it's hard to get a moment when I'm not feeding or pumping. Luckily @labro comes over and plays with Callie so I can get a chance to get dressed and eat. She is awesome!
Callie is doing great though! We are working on gaining back our weight to our birth weight and we are only a couple ounces away so almost there. DH and I are very tired but starting to get used to it though.
@cu97tiger that schnitzel sounds sooo yummy! I want that for dinner!
@swazzle have fun with @goldenpenguin today!
-What's the worst punishment you received from your parents growing up? What was it for?
I think just being grounded for a week or so. I've done a lot of things that got me in trouble but none that ever went over a week's restriction haha. Usually it was for fighting with my little sister.
-Have you ever been so drunk that you've puked?
Haha yes unfortunately too many times.
-Have you ever been arrested?
Yes, it was right about 6 months before DH and I got married. I did something extremely stupid and got caught. I won't go into details but I shared a jail cell with a girl who was getting married later on that day..she was passed out. I felt really bad for her.
-Tell me a wild story from when you were in high school/college/20s.
I've done lots of wild and crazy things. The story of me getting arrested isn't that wild because even though I was being stupid I wasn't acting crazy during the moment lol. I would say probably drunkenly running into the ocean naked as a dare with a friend of mine at night. I'm terrified of fish so thinking about doing that now makes me cringe.
@southernpeach89 - Fish are gross!!........... And I've missed you.
@TwoDimes - Out of EVERYTHING I've said today.......... THAT is what you pick out?