Most days of the year are unremarkable. They begin, and they end, with no lasting memories made in between. Most days have no impact on the course of a life
What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers..........................................well then we're shiit out of luck
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_quotes?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:bacc8834-c819-4b92-8f54-7b6086debb4ePost:4a7d7300-b2ac-4355-8807-8e2f8920d404">Re: Quotes</a>: [QUOTE]"Stay golden, Ponyboy" Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]
Alan from the Hangover: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!
"No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good."
Ron Burgundy: Look, the most glorious rainbow ever! Veronica Corningston: Do me on it!
Alan:Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system. Stu: It's also illegal. Alan: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane. Phil: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too. Alan: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden. Sorry for the Hangover quotes it's been on cable all this month.
Little Idgie Threadgoode: What if God made a mistake? Buddy Threadgoode: Well the way I see it is He doesn't make mistakes. I mean, He made sure we got together, didn't He?
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_quotes?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:bacc8834-c819-4b92-8f54-7b6086debb4ePost:d584c236-8979-4b26-91ae-d56d3dfbbadb">Re: Quotes</a>: [QUOTE] Well, you know what they say: if you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me! Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]
This movie is quoted every time my sister, mom and I are in the same room.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_quotes?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:bacc8834-c819-4b92-8f54-7b6086debb4ePost:75776c41-a8c9-40bb-81c7-827bc911c37c">Re: Quotes</a>: [QUOTE]Fun! "Yeah, he takes after his father. He's a sonofabiitch" slc punk "I'm the merry fuuckin sunshine of the upper east side, and sometimes, I wanna kill myself" cruel intentions "My name is Inego Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die" princess bride Posted by Sunshine9463[/QUOTE]
sighhhh to inego
this is for shelly though:<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1489668/">Racetrack</a></strong>: Been playing with these cards for so long, I know every fold. <strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0755267/">Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace</a></strong>: So life's a bitch. What do you want to do, cry about it?
and the receptionist tried to get me to take these condoms that looked like grape suckers and was just babbling away about her freaking boyfriends pie balls! Oh an Su-Chin was there and she was like, "Hi babies have fingernails." Fingernails!
"You do need kissing badly, and by someone who knows how."
"A heart is judged not by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."
"Strange isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives, that when he isn't around, he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?"
"abby... someone. Abby... normal."
..."Soitainly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the toiban"
"No, it's pronounced EYE-gore"
"N-V-T-S"
Oh - a bullshiit artist. Did you bullshiit this week? Did you try to bullshiit this week?
Oedipus (pretending to be blind): Give to Oedipus, give to Oedipus - Hey, Jocephus! Jocephus: Hey, mother fuucker!
Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
"You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl you've met she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_quotes?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:bacc8834-c819-4b92-8f54-7b6086debb4ePost:351ec2a6-7a00-48da-b5d6-707f74c66d03">Re: Quotes</a>: [QUOTE]not a funn one but a GREAT quote to me... "You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl you've met she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other." Posted by Starmusica[/QUOTE]
DYING. LOVE IT.
I want to kiss you with pickles in my mouth.
But, if you wantr big rewards, you gotta take big risks.
Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful idiosyncrasies. You know what? She used to fart in her sleep. Sorry I shared that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and gone like "oh was that you?" I'd say yeah...I didn't have the heart to tell her.. Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Yesssss. Oh Christ but, Will, she's been dead two years and that's the sh*t I remember. Wonderful stuff, you know, little things like that. Ah, but, those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I knew about. That's what made her my wife. Oh, and she had the goods on me, too, she knew all my little peccadillos. People call these things imperfections, but they're not, aw, that's the good stuff.
"People ask me, 'would you rather be feared or loved?', Um easy, I want people to be afraid of how much they love me" -Michael Scott (The Office)
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
"Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep." - Vince Vaugh (Wedding Crashers)
Re: Quotes
Goodbye Jenny - They sendin me to Vietnam, it's this whole other country.
Hellllllllo Clarice.
RAWR!
RAWR!
Stu from the Hangover
[QUOTE]"Stay golden, Ponyboy"
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]
<div>LOVE</div>
RAWR!
Ron Burgundy: Look, the most glorious rainbow ever!
Veronica Corningston: Do me on it!
Gota love Anchorman!
Seriously,
But I will eye Fuuuck the shiit out of you.
RAWR!
Stu: It's also illegal.
Alan: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.
Sorry for the Hangover quotes it's been on cable all this month.
Little Idgie Threadgoode: What if God made a mistake?
Buddy Threadgoode: Well the way I see it is He doesn't make mistakes. I mean, He made sure we got together, didn't He?
RAWR!
[QUOTE] Well, you know what they say: if you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]
This movie is quoted every time my sister, mom and I are in the same room.
Love it
"Yeah, he takes after his father. He's a sonofabiitch"
slc punk
"I'm the merry fuuckin sunshine of the upper east side, and sometimes, I wanna kill myself"
cruel intentions
"My name is Inego Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die"
princess bride
[QUOTE]Fun! "Yeah, he takes after his father. He's a sonofabiitch" slc punk "I'm the merry fuuckin sunshine of the upper east side, and sometimes, I wanna kill myself" cruel intentions "My name is Inego Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die" princess bride
Posted by Sunshine9463[/QUOTE]
sighhhh to inego
this is for shelly though:<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1489668/">Racetrack</a></strong>: Been playing with these cards for so long, I know every fold.
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0755267/">Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace</a></strong>: So life's a bitch. What do you want to do, cry about it?
RAWR!
and the receptionist tried to get me to take these condoms that looked like grape suckers and was just babbling away about her freaking boyfriends pie balls! Oh an Su-Chin was there and she was like, "Hi babies have fingernails." Fingernails!
Btw, Dodger, I heart you and your extensive Hangover and Juno quotes.
[QUOTE]*points* "Fuuck you! Fuuck you! Fuuck you! You're Cool! Fuuck you!" - Half Baked[/QUOTE]
Love it!
"He's a corvette and I'm a brick wall. You know what happens when a corvette runs into a brick wall"
Shaq on Kobe. Random, yes. But I enjoy it.
Everyone loves a slinky, gonna get a slinky, GO SLINKY GO!
Shakaka. Shikasha. Shish kabob, Shawshank Redemption, Chicago...
Guano bowls. Collect the whole set.
As you can see, I'm a little obsessed with Ace Ventura 2
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Have fun storming the castle!
LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!
As you wish....
"You do need kissing badly, and by someone who knows how."
"A heart is judged not by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."
"Strange isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives, that when he isn't around, he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?"
"abby... someone. Abby... normal."
..."Soitainly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the toiban"
"No, it's pronounced EYE-gore"
"N-V-T-S"
Oh - a bullshiit artist. Did you bullshiit this week? Did you try to bullshiit this week?
Oedipus (pretending to be blind): Give to Oedipus, give to Oedipus - Hey, Jocephus!
Jocephus: Hey, mother fuucker!
Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
RAWR!
"You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl you've met she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."
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[QUOTE]not a funn one but a GREAT quote to me... "You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl you've met she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."
Posted by Starmusica[/QUOTE]
DYING. LOVE IT.
I want to kiss you with pickles in my mouth.
But, if you wantr big rewards, you gotta take big risks.
RAWR!
Will: She woke herself up?
Sean: Yesssss. Oh Christ but, Will, she's been dead two years and that's the sh*t I remember. Wonderful stuff, you know, little things like that. Ah, but, those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I knew about. That's what made her my wife. Oh, and she had the goods on me, too, she knew all my little peccadillos. People call these things imperfections, but they're not, aw, that's the good stuff.
Now With Pro Pics           Our Wedding Highlights!          
my book shelf:
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
"Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep." - Vince Vaugh (Wedding Crashers)
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