A certain knottie got her monthly gift on her wedding day and ruined her dress. That's why she had to change into a dark colored dress for the reception.
Just as a point of curiosity, why do all of your "secrets" involve bodily functions? I don't think anyone finds them shocking or entertaining. Everybody poops. And has their period, except Vegas.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_secrets?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8b69d50c-ff97-4ed2-aa2d-1467bb33b3e5Post:b7578c13-78a9-47cd-acae-8f04e4d35555">Re: More secrets...</a>: [QUOTE]Just as a point of curiosity, why do all of your "secrets" involve bodily functions? I don't think anyone finds them shocking or entertaining. <strong>Everybody poops</strong>. And has their period, except Vegas. Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]
DO NOT.
"Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_secrets?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:8b69d50c-ff97-4ed2-aa2d-1467bb33b3e5Post:25918f2f-8625-4a90-8114-fdf38c31a733">Re: More secrets...</a>: [QUOTE]This Gossip Girl act does not work so well IRL if you ask me Posted by rhonwynv[/QUOTE]
DED. Although I missed the first go around. I have been here a while and I had no idea what OP was getting at sooo either I suck at this game or OP is just out of their gourd.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_secrets?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:8b69d50c-ff97-4ed2-aa2d-1467bb33b3e5Post:ee9dbef1-1048-4811-b894-836f877ce561">Re: More secrets...</a>: [QUOTE]Vegas doesn't poop? Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_secrets?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8b69d50c-ff97-4ed2-aa2d-1467bb33b3e5Post:ee9dbef1-1048-4811-b894-836f877ce561">Re: More secrets...</a>: [QUOTE]Vegas doesn't poop? Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE] And sharts. But he doesn't have his period. That's just a guess though. I might be wrong.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_secrets?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:8b69d50c-ff97-4ed2-aa2d-1467bb33b3e5Post:3f346c81-d89b-49b5-8c2d-87f5a6270632">Re: More secrets...</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: More secrets... : DED. Although I missed the first go around. I have been here a while and I had no idea what OP was getting at sooo either I suck at this game or OP is just out of their gourd. Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]
I vote for out of their gourd. Just read the last one, you'll get the idea.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_secrets?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:8b69d50c-ff97-4ed2-aa2d-1467bb33b3e5Post:635c97a9-9ae4-450f-806a-8214c8c1ee25">Re: More secrets...</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: More secrets... : Hehe......you're so funny,and pretty too. Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]
Aw shucks *kicks dirt*
Meghan, there's a post further down on the page where th OP is posting "secrets" about knotties. Except most of the secrets involve knotties who don't post on this board, so yeah, doing it wrong?
OP, I agree with the PP who said that your obsession with normal bodily functions is alarming. You should talk to a therapist about it. Do you really expect a board full of women to care about whether someone stained her dress?
If these secrets were remotely real, they might be interesting. You need to try a little harder. Your 'secrets' just make me think you are dumb. Or 12.
Katie- I read it but I still think I suck at the game, I could make guesses on some of them but for the most part I either don't really believe the secrets or they don't add up, you know?
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_secrets?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:8b69d50c-ff97-4ed2-aa2d-1467bb33b3e5Post:86373d08-94ac-4d4f-b6a3-018cac4be857">Re: More secrets...</a>: [QUOTE]If these secrets were remotely real, they might be interesting. You need to try a little harder. Your 'secrets' just make me think you are dumb. Or 12. Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
Right? I wanna hear stuff like "Which knottie can only have an orgasm if she has a weasel on her head" or "Which knottie tried to slip a poisonous snake in her SIL's gym bag" - give us the good stuff!
I have to say though I think its kind of weird getting so agressive in your responses to a troll, just have fun with it and dont take it so seriously. Clearly no one cares about the secrets, but it gives us an opportunity to act like jackasses. Who doesnt love an opportunity to do that.
Re: More secrets...
It's a girl!
House / Baby blog
Guess who?
"Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."
Whatever you hatters be hattin. -Tay Prince
House / Baby blog
[QUOTE]Just as a point of curiosity, why do all of your "secrets" involve bodily functions? I don't think anyone finds them shocking or entertaining. <strong>Everybody poops</strong>. And has their period, except Vegas.
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]
DO NOT.
"Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."
[QUOTE]This Gossip Girl act does not work so well IRL if you ask me
Posted by rhonwynv[/QUOTE]
DED. Although I missed the first go around. I have been here a while and I had no idea what OP was getting at sooo either I suck at this game or OP is just out of their gourd.
RAWR!
[QUOTE]Vegas doesn't poop?
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]
Hehe......you're so funny,and pretty too.
Oh wait, I forgot. Doyouwantoknow doesn't care about me
[QUOTE]Vegas doesn't poop?
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]
And sharts. But he doesn't have his period. That's just a guess though. I might be wrong.
Whatever you hatters be hattin. -Tay Prince
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: More secrets... : DED. Although I missed the first go around. I have been here a while and I had no idea what OP was getting at sooo either I suck at this game or OP is just out of their gourd.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]
I vote for out of their gourd. Just read the last one, you'll get the idea.
But then again I think it's fairly apparent that this isn't a secret either - so, there's that.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: More secrets... : Hehe......you're so funny,and pretty too.
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]
Aw shucks *kicks dirt*
Meghan, there's a post further down on the page where th OP is posting "secrets" about knotties. Except most of the secrets involve knotties who don't post on this board, so yeah, doing it wrong?
House / Baby blog
"Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."
RAWR!
[QUOTE]If these secrets were remotely real, they might be interesting. You need to try a little harder. Your 'secrets' just make me think you are dumb. Or 12.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
Right? I wanna hear stuff like "Which knottie can only have an orgasm if she has a weasel on her head" or "Which knottie tried to slip a poisonous snake in her SIL's gym bag" - give us the good stuff!