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Just got a marriage license in CA last week. They have the couple sign it in front of the county clerk. The day of the officiant and 1 witness sign it. So not even touching the etiquette issues this… (View Post)

Don't say that! Someone could strangle themselves with all the pearl clutching going on! (View Post)

Not gonna lie I feel a little bit like an ass hat that I can get away with saying pussy and @VulgarGirl can't. Especially since everything she said was 100% accurate eating pussy is amazing. Mostly … (View Post)

This is inappropriate and I am offended. I have eaten a lot of pussy and no one has ever given me froyo after. Is that a perk of being a full fledged lesbian and not just bi? Did I lose my right to f… (View Post)

Did you bother taking him to the hospital? Even if he was taking a stupid risk a fall from the roof can cause some serious damage. I really want to give you the benefit of the doubt that you were pos… (View Post)