I feel like we haven't had a naughty TMI thread in a while

slothiegal

esstee33 said:

wrigleyville said:

beethery said:

@lacqueredlover‌ I just had an epiphany: PASTIES!!!

Since I'm from Michigan, this is always the first thing that comes to mind when I read that word:

Is that a MI thing? I hadn't ever heard of them until I had them in Ireland. 

Trust and believe these are a staple in the mitten.

ETF a word because last night after my wine "stable" and "staple" apparently meant the same thing when in reality, they do not.

artbyallie

MagicInk said:

I have no idea if I can orgasm from penis in vagina sex because I have never allowed a penis to enter my vagina. And I plan on keeping it that way.

Even when we use a strap on, it's not just all thrusting in there with no external touching. Is that...is that straight sex? I like penetration, it's definitely part of my orgasm. The wifey is very dexterous. But it's not the whole orgasm. Of course she once made me cum just playing with my breasts and kissing me so....I don't even need vag stimulation apparently.

My favorite with the strap on is when we use a vibrating cock ring so that that's hitting my clit at the same time. That's some good sex time. 

I think many (most) women prefer external stimulation along with penetration. I get enough from the general friction so I don't often have a hand/vibe in addition. My first orgasm was from H (then BF) playing with my breasts too.

I haven't had strap-on sex, so I can't speak to that. But in general sex for me is not just all thrusting. It's just that the supplementary stuff is mainly kissing, playing with nipples, roleplaying, and so on that doesn't directly involve my clit. YMMV, of course.

And here's my TMI confession. Threesomes are wonderful. I finally started exploring my bisexuality and H and I have twice now had a threesome with another woman. I am not out of the closet to anyone in my family and only to a few friends.

lovemyrunner

JennyColada said:

I orgasm super easily, so I get one from like every position expect for the super awkward ones.

Show off. 

phira

Currently convincing my husband that we should get the we vibe 4 plus for Valentine's Day. Although I mean COME ON we're about to go on our honeymoon, maybe we shouldn't wait.

lacqueredlover

@beethery I may have just spent like 5 mins googling "hanukkah pasties" and then "hanukkah nipples".  I feel a little weird now.

larrygaga

esstee33 said:

wrigleyville said:

beethery said:

@lacqueredlover‌ I just had an epiphany: PASTIES!!!

Since I'm from Michigan, this is always the first thing that comes to mind when I read that word:

Is that a MI thing? I hadn't ever heard of them until I had them in Ireland. 

Our miners would pack them for lunch and if they don't offer rutabagas or cream cheese in the pasty THEY ARE NOT FUCKING LEGIT

VulgarGirl

larrygaga said:

esstee33 said:

wrigleyville said:

beethery said:

@lacqueredlover‌ I just had an epiphany: PASTIES!!!

Since I'm from Michigan, this is always the first thing that comes to mind when I read that word:

Is that a MI thing? I hadn't ever heard of them until I had them in Ireland. 

Our miners would pack them for lunch and if they don't offer rutabagas or cream cheese in the pasty THEY ARE NOT FUCKING LEGIT

I totally thought these were empanadas at fist glance.

And now I want empanadas.

PrettyGirlLost

phira said:

arrippa said:

phira said:

Does anyone have recommendations for vibrators to use during sex? I find that in most positions, I wouldn't even think about using one because I'd either have to hold it in place, or I wouldn't be able to fit it between us.

I'm multi-orgasmic, and usually the first orgasm takes the longest (but not always). I prefer to orgasm before sex because I have vaginismus (which means that my vaginal muscles often can't relax during penetration, so it's really painful), and an orgasm is relaxing and it puts me in a mindset where I'm not as worried about potential pain (worrying about it, of course, makes it worse).

How about a Jopen. I know a guy.

Not gonna lie, was waiting for this comment and it was everything I hoped it would be.

I'll definitely look into the we-vibe, although I'm a little anxious given that I already have such a (figuratively) hit-or-miss relationship with penetration, but it sounds like it's pretty great for a lot of people.

@phira I have the same diagnosis as you. . . which is why I stay out of these threads and only occasionally lurk to see how pervy you all are- JKJK!

phira

Talked with J and we decided to get a we-vibe. Here's hoping it arrived before we leave for our honeymoon!

theartistformerlyknownas

phira said:

Talked with J and we decided to get a we-vibe. Here's hoping it arrived before we leave for our honeymoon!

Let us know how you like it!

ashley8918

Hi, I'm terribly bored because I have sworn not to do ANY work tonight. Let's revive this conversation, please.

I have never had an orgasm, and I don't own a vibrator. SADS.

theartistformerlyknownas

ashley8918 said:

Hi, I'm terribly bored because I have sworn not to do ANY work tonight. Let's revive this conversation, please.

I have never had an orgasm, and I don't own a vibrator. SADS.

My first orgasm ever was oral. Pretend your husband is a dog and put some peanut butter down there.

I give terrible advice.

ashley8918

lolo883 said:

Hi, I'm terribly bored because I have sworn not to do ANY work tonight. Let's revive this conversation, please.

I have never had an orgasm, and I don't own a vibrator. SADS.

My first orgasm ever was oral. Pretend your husband is a dog and put some peanut butter down there. I give terrible advice.

I just laughed so fucking hard that I almost peed. Then I showed H, who was all 

jenna8984

lolo883 said:

Hi, I'm terribly bored because I have sworn not to do ANY work tonight. Let's revive this conversation, please.

I have never had an orgasm, and I don't own a vibrator. SADS.

My first orgasm ever was oral. Pretend your husband is a dog and put some peanut butter down there. I give terrible advice.

Really? You didn't have one younger by yourself? I started that before I even knew what it was called. I think I was like 6th grade maybe, and I didn't know what it was, I just knew it was awesome and I liked it hahaha (I went to Catholic middle school so I didn't have sex ed until I hit public school in 9th grade) 

theartistformerlyknownas

ashley8918 said:

lolo883 said:

ashley8918 said:

Hi, I'm terribly bored because I have sworn not to do ANY work tonight. Let's revive this conversation, please.

I have never had an orgasm, and I don't own a vibrator. SADS.

My first orgasm ever was oral. Pretend your husband is a dog and put some peanut butter down there.

I give terrible advice.

I just laughed so fucking hard that I almost peed. Then I showed H, who was all 

I'm playing craps at my company holiday party. I'm gonna play the come line for you.

ashley8918

lolo883 said:

lolo883 said:

Hi, I'm terribly bored because I have sworn not to do ANY work tonight. Let's revive this conversation, please.

I have never had an orgasm, and I don't own a vibrator. SADS.

My first orgasm ever was oral. Pretend your husband is a dog and put some peanut butter down there. I give terrible advice.

I just laughed so fucking hard that I almost peed. Then I showed H, who was all 

I'm playing craps at my company holiday party. I'm gonna play the come line for you.

I support this.

theartistformerlyknownas

WINNER WINNER!

lurkergirl

ashley8918 said:

Hi, I'm terribly bored because I have sworn not to do ANY work tonight. Let's revive this conversation, please.

I have never had an orgasm, and I don't own a vibrator. SADS.

What the hell are you doing here on your night off?!  GO BUY ONE IMMEDIATELY!!!

For me, they can be overly intense...like I'm afraid I'll O so hard I have a stroke or something.  Life changing!

beethery

ashley8918 said:

Hi, I'm terribly bored because I have sworn not to do ANY work tonight. Let's revive this conversation, please.

I have never had an orgasm, and I don't own a vibrator. SADS.

You need to get one. ASAP. Get a little bullet lipstick one or something for starters.

ashley8918

lurkergirl said:

ashley8918 said:

Hi, I'm terribly bored because I have sworn not to do ANY work tonight. Let's revive this conversation, please.

I have never had an orgasm, and I don't own a vibrator. SADS.

What the hell are you doing here on your night off?!  GO BUY ONE IMMEDIATELY!!!

For me, they can be overly intense...like I'm afraid I'll O so hard I have a stroke or something.  Life changing!

I'm definitely going to hell for laughing at this mental image. 

FiancB

Kegels while on top is the most effective for me.

Haha oh gosh then I read the rest of this thread. I admit I get some sad face when rejected but I get over it. Also when we were staying with my parents where we got 0 privacy because there's no ceilings, we took it to the car. Country roads ftw.

H is awesome but a tad on the vanilla side for my liking. I need to alleviate this.

doeydo

ashley8918 said:

Hi, I'm terribly bored because I have sworn not to do ANY work tonight. Let's revive this conversation, please.

I have never had an orgasm, and I don't own a vibrator. SADS.

Hitachi Magic Wand.  Order it.  This store is good: http://www.goodforher.com/
And I have heard good stuff about this one, too: http://www.adameve.com/

theartistformerlyknownas

Or lay down in your tub and scootch your crotch up under the water coming out of the spigot. @ashley8918‌

sarahufl

ashley8918 said:

lurkergirl said:

ashley8918 said:

Hi, I'm terribly bored because I have sworn not to do ANY work tonight. Let's revive this conversation, please.

I have never had an orgasm, and I don't own a vibrator. SADS.

What the hell are you doing here on your night off?!  GO BUY ONE IMMEDIATELY!!!

For me, they can be overly intense...like I'm afraid I'll O so hard I have a stroke or something.  Life changing!

I'm definitely going to hell for laughing at this mental image. 

WHAT?! You don't have a vibrator?

That makes me really sad for you. Get one!

beethery

lolo883 said:

Or lay down in your tub and scootch your crotch up under the water coming out of the spigot. @ashley8918‌

I've mentioned the detachable shower head thing before. Put that MFer on massage, lock the door, and go to town. BEST OF LUCK and make sure the drain is open just in case you do stroke out. (you're not going to stroke out) Don't want to drown from that.

theartistformerlyknownas

sarahufl said:

ashley8918 said:

lurkergirl said:

ashley8918 said:

Hi, I'm terribly bored because I have sworn not to do ANY work tonight. Let's revive this conversation, please.

I have never had an orgasm, and I don't own a vibrator. SADS.

What the hell are you doing here on your night off?!  GO BUY ONE IMMEDIATELY!!!

For me, they can be overly intense...like I'm afraid I'll O so hard I have a stroke or something.  Life changing!

I'm definitely going to hell for laughing at this mental image. 


WHAT?! You don't have a vibrator?

That makes me really sad for you. Get one!

Honestly... I have one and it doesn't do that much for me. I can't get myself there.. probably cuz I can't get out of my own head enough.

Sugargirl1019

Kegels in ANY position make it go practically instantaneously for me! I'm glad @FiancB‌ put words to what I was trying to think of. Put a wevibe in there and 20 times later I'm exhausted with a smile on my face!

lurkergirl

lolo883 said:

ashley8918 said:

lurkergirl said:

ashley8918 said:

Hi, I'm terribly bored because I have sworn not to do ANY work tonight. Let's revive this conversation, please.

I have never had an orgasm, and I don't own a vibrator. SADS.

What the hell are you doing here on your night off?!  GO BUY ONE IMMEDIATELY!!!

For me, they can be overly intense...like I'm afraid I'll O so hard I have a stroke or something.  Life changing!

I'm definitely going to hell for laughing at this mental image. 

WHAT?! You don't have a vibrator?

That makes me really sad for you. Get one!

Honestly... I have one and it doesn't do that much for me. I can't get myself there.. probably cuz I can't get out of my own head enough.

I hardly ever use it on my own; it's almost exclusively a foreplay thing.  I actually never had one until FI suggested it.  I always tell FI that taking of care of myself is kind of like trying to tickle yourself...it just isn't the same, even if it's the same tools...

phira

@ashley8918 Okay, so, advice if you want it, and you might not (because HI I'M AN INTERNET STRANGER and also because you shouldn't feel like something's wrong with you or that you need to fix anything).

First, the best advice I've ever gotten with regards to pleasure and orgasm is that it's often helpful to explore and practice without orgasm being the goal. That goes for both self-pleasure and pleasure from a partner. Before I met my husband, no partner had ever even gotten close to getting me off, and it took my husband several months to make me come, and it was really difficult. What worked for us was that there were times where he would just start playing around just to see what felt good or what didn't. Sometimes, I'd end up SUPER horny and couldn't manage to orgasm without doing it myself, but more frequently, he's able to finish me himself.

This goes for solo play, too; if you're just touching and exploring without any sort of goal, you're more likely to figure out what feels good and how to get that to happen quickly and reliably.

My second piece of advice is the same as @doeydo's: Hitachi Magic Wand. This toy gets joked about a lot as the "safe" "boring" vibrator that everyone owns, but it's the best $50 I've spent in my entire life. And I say that as someone who's never had problems getting off on her own. It seems like it would be terrible: it enormous, it's non-phallic, it's not quiet, it only has two settings (which I like to call "high" and "higher"), and you have to plug it into the wall. When I first got it, I turned it on the lower setting and immediately turned it off, turned to my then-boyfriend and said, "There is no fucking way I am putting this industrial machine anywhere near my privates."

Now, it stays plugged in ALL the time, and it's in my nightstand so I can just reach down and have an O whenever I damn well please, typically within 1-2 minutes.

bellaluna290

ashley8918 said:

Hi, I'm terribly bored because I have sworn not to do ANY work tonight. Let's revive this conversation, please.

I have never had an orgasm, and I don't own a vibrator. SADS.

This is my favorite and it's amazing. http://www.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=femme-homme&groupName=SIRI

My main advice would be to take the time to explore yourself and see what you like. @Phira gave some great advice.