My Matron of Honor refuses to get a babysitter for the wedding

Cookie Pusher

YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEAN WITH ALL YOUR ATTACKING!!

YOU DON'T KNOW MY LYFE!!!

(I hope my sarcastic font worked...)

ashley8918

Cookie Pusher said:

YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEAN WITH ALL YOUR ATTACKING!!

YOU DON'T KNOW MY LYFE!!!

(I hope my sarcastic font worked...)

GAHD, everyone knows that sarcasm is purple! /end sarc

(HI, I AM SARCASM)

thespeshulestsnowflake

PrettyGirlLost said:

pinkrevenge said:

This is discrimination against the alternative beauty parrot lifestyle.

You guys are mean.

I'm the wicked fucking witch, what did you expect?!

I'm not gonna go all Glinda on yo ass!

drunkenwitch

chelsea1013 said:

I will never in my life understand why people have to be so hurtful and disrespectful to people that are putting themselves out there and asking for advice.

She came here looking for advice and if she wants to be selfish on her wedding day...SHE CAN BE!

Your wedding day is supposed to be special and magical and everything you want it to be. You're allowed to be a tad bit selfish.

I agree with one of the commenters that maybe she can suggest bringing someone along to watch the baby that the parents are comfortable with. I think that would be the best option for this whole situation.

I also understand where she is coming from though. I had to make the decision to replace my maid of honor because she was having a baby and couldn't devote as much time to me as I would have liked and she was always putting the guilt trip on me for having my wedding the same year she was having a baby. And every single day I am more and more confident with my decision.

Go ahead and call me what you want but no one fully knows the situation. Nor do you fully understand what this girl is going through either.

No one has any right to judge her and if you didn't have any solid advice for her you shouldn't have even commented on this post at all. Keep your negative, rude and hurtful comments to yourself. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it if it was you in her place.

Mmmmm, actually I do have the right to judge her.  See when I was born, it was under a blood red moon during the third festival of the little known Drag Queen Cattifloriness who blessed me upon entering this world with inalienable right to judge people and shout said judgements from the rooftop (but only if I am wearing the proper makeup and accessories).  My first words to my Mom were “you’re not going out dressed like gunny sack and Liberace had a bastard child that met with a terrible laundry accident are you?”

 

Totally true story.

thespeshulestsnowflake

drunkenwitch said:

chelsea1013 said:

I will never in my life understand why people have to be so hurtful and disrespectful to people that are putting themselves out there and asking for advice.

She came here looking for advice and if she wants to be selfish on her wedding day...SHE CAN BE!

Your wedding day is supposed to be special and magical and everything you want it to be. You're allowed to be a tad bit selfish.

I agree with one of the commenters that maybe she can suggest bringing someone along to watch the baby that the parents are comfortable with. I think that would be the best option for this whole situation.

I also understand where she is coming from though. I had to make the decision to replace my maid of honor because she was having a baby and couldn't devote as much time to me as I would have liked and she was always putting the guilt trip on me for having my wedding the same year she was having a baby. And every single day I am more and more confident with my decision.

Go ahead and call me what you want but no one fully knows the situation. Nor do you fully understand what this girl is going through either.

No one has any right to judge her and if you didn't have any solid advice for her you shouldn't have even commented on this post at all. Keep your negative, rude and hurtful comments to yourself. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it if it was you in her place.

Mmmmm, actually I do have the right to judge her.  See when I was born, it was under a blood red moon during the third festival of the little known Drag Queen Cattifloriness who blessed me upon entering this world with inalienable right to judge people and shout said judgements from the rooftop (but only if I am wearing the proper makeup and accessories).  My first words to my Mom were “you’re not going out dressed like gunny sack and Liberace had a bastard child that met with a terrible laundry accident are you?”

 

Totally true story.

QFT. And cuz I can't "love it" this enough.

PrettyGirlLost

drunkenwitch said:

chelsea1013 said:

I will never in my life understand why people have to be so hurtful and disrespectful to people that are putting themselves out there and asking for advice.

She came here looking for advice and if she wants to be selfish on her wedding day...SHE CAN BE!

Your wedding day is supposed to be special and magical and everything you want it to be. You're allowed to be a tad bit selfish.

I agree with one of the commenters that maybe she can suggest bringing someone along to watch the baby that the parents are comfortable with. I think that would be the best option for this whole situation.

I also understand where she is coming from though. I had to make the decision to replace my maid of honor because she was having a baby and couldn't devote as much time to me as I would have liked and she was always putting the guilt trip on me for having my wedding the same year she was having a baby. And every single day I am more and more confident with my decision.

Go ahead and call me what you want but no one fully knows the situation. Nor do you fully understand what this girl is going through either.

No one has any right to judge her and if you didn't have any solid advice for her you shouldn't have even commented on this post at all. Keep your negative, rude and hurtful comments to yourself. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it if it was you in her place.

Mmmmm, actually I do have the right to judge her.  See when I was born, it was under a blood red moon during the third festival of the little known Drag Queen Cattifloriness who blessed me upon entering this world with inalienable right to judge people and shout said judgements from the rooftop (but only if I am wearing the proper makeup and accessories).  My first words to my Mom were “you’re not going out dressed like gunny sack and Liberace had a bastard child that met with a terrible laundry accident are you?”

 

Totally true story.

ashley8918

drunkenwitch said:

chelsea1013 said:

I will never in my life understand why people have to be so hurtful and disrespectful to people that are putting themselves out there and asking for advice.

She came here looking for advice and if she wants to be selfish on her wedding day...SHE CAN BE!

Your wedding day is supposed to be special and magical and everything you want it to be. You're allowed to be a tad bit selfish.

I agree with one of the commenters that maybe she can suggest bringing someone along to watch the baby that the parents are comfortable with. I think that would be the best option for this whole situation.

I also understand where she is coming from though. I had to make the decision to replace my maid of honor because she was having a baby and couldn't devote as much time to me as I would have liked and she was always putting the guilt trip on me for having my wedding the same year she was having a baby. And every single day I am more and more confident with my decision.

Go ahead and call me what you want but no one fully knows the situation. Nor do you fully understand what this girl is going through either.

No one has any right to judge her and if you didn't have any solid advice for her you shouldn't have even commented on this post at all. Keep your negative, rude and hurtful comments to yourself. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it if it was you in her place.

Mmmmm, actually I do have the right to judge her.  See when I was born, it was under a blood red moon during the third festival of the little known Drag Queen Cattifloriness who blessed me upon entering this world with inalienable right to judge people and shout said judgements from the rooftop (but only if I am wearing the proper makeup and accessories).  My first words to my Mom were “you’re not going out dressed like gunny sack and Liberace had a bastard child that met with a terrible laundry accident are you?”

 

Totally true story.

I have just made you my honorary bestie. 

ohannabelle

chelsea1013 said:

I will never in my life understand why people have to be so hurtful and disrespectful to people that are putting themselves out there and asking for advice.

She came here looking for advice and if she wants to be selfish on her wedding day...SHE CAN BE!

Your wedding day is supposed to be special and magical and everything you want it to be. You're allowed to be a tad bit selfish.

I agree with one of the commenters that maybe she can suggest bringing someone along to watch the baby that the parents are comfortable with. I think that would be the best option for this whole situation.

I also understand where she is coming from though. I had to make the decision to replace my maid of honor because she was having a baby and couldn't devote as much time to me as I would have liked and she was always putting the guilt trip on me for having my wedding the same year she was having a baby. And every single day I am more and more confident with my decision.

Go ahead and call me what you want but no one fully knows the situation. Nor do you fully understand what this girl is going through either.

No one has any right to judge her and if you didn't have any solid advice for her you shouldn't have even commented on this post at all. Keep your negative, rude and hurtful comments to yourself. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it if it was you in her place.

Did I actually read this?

Hang, on, I have to double check. Because I really can't believe an adult woman wrote this. 

(This big blank spot is me reading again.  With my jaw dropping. And my left eyebrow shooting up to almost impossible heights.)

Holy mother on a pogo stick. An "adult" wrote this. 

One that has a really skewed viewpoint of "hurtful and disrespectful."  Uhm. Maybe "hurtful and disrespectful" might be defined as designating someone as your closest friend, offering them a position as a guest of honor, and then disrespectfully "replacing" them because they couldn't devote as much time to you as you would have liked. 

Nice friend.

You do understand that the usage of the word "maid" in maid of honor means young woman? Not servant. 

Shame on you. Truly. 

Dreamergirl8812

chelsea1013 said:

I will never in my life understand why people have to be so hurtful and disrespectful to people that are putting themselves out there and asking for advice.

She came here looking for advice and if she wants to be selfish on her wedding day...SHE CAN BE!

Your wedding day is supposed to be special and magical and everything you want it to be. You're allowed to be a tad bit selfish.

I agree with one of the commenters that maybe she can suggest bringing someone along to watch the baby that the parents are comfortable with. I think that would be the best option for this whole situation.

I also understand where she is coming from though. I had to make the decision to replace my maid of honor because she was having a baby and couldn't devote as much time to me as I would have liked and she was always putting the guilt trip on me for having my wedding the same year she was having a baby. And every single day I am more and more confident with my decision.

Go ahead and call me what you want but no one fully knows the situation. Nor do you fully understand what this girl is going through either.

No one has any right to judge her and if you didn't have any solid advice for her you shouldn't have even commented on this post at all. Keep your negative, rude and hurtful comments to yourself. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it if it was you in her place.

You are the 3rd or 4th rando poster who came here in a blaze of glory recommending the MOH bring someone along to watch the baby.

READ THE FUCKING TITLE OF THE THREAD!!!!

ashley8918

Dreamergirl8812 said:

chelsea1013 said:

I will never in my life understand why people have to be so hurtful and disrespectful to people that are putting themselves out there and asking for advice.

She came here looking for advice and if she wants to be selfish on her wedding day...SHE CAN BE!

Your wedding day is supposed to be special and magical and everything you want it to be. You're allowed to be a tad bit selfish.

I agree with one of the commenters that maybe she can suggest bringing someone along to watch the baby that the parents are comfortable with. I think that would be the best option for this whole situation.

I also understand where she is coming from though. I had to make the decision to replace my maid of honor because she was having a baby and couldn't devote as much time to me as I would have liked and she was always putting the guilt trip on me for having my wedding the same year she was having a baby. And every single day I am more and more confident with my decision.

Go ahead and call me what you want but no one fully knows the situation. Nor do you fully understand what this girl is going through either.

No one has any right to judge her and if you didn't have any solid advice for her you shouldn't have even commented on this post at all. Keep your negative, rude and hurtful comments to yourself. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it if it was you in her place.

You are the 3rd or 4th rando poster who came here in a blaze of glory recommending the MOH bring someone along to watch the baby.

READ THE FUCKING TITLE OF THE THREAD!!!!

PrettyGirlLost

arrrghmatey said:

PrettyGirlLost said:

pinkrevenge said:

PrettyGirlLost said:

pinkrevenge said:

This is discrimination against the alternative beauty parrot lifestyle.

You guys are mean.

I'm the wicked fucking witch, what did you expect?!

I'm not gonna go all Glinda on yo ass!

I recant my steam-powered casserole. Alternative power-sourced food containers are only for nice people who support me.

It's not my fault I'm this way, though!  How about some compassion for the green lady.  Anyone?  Anyone?

Get these two a seat on Oprah.

Sweet, do we get cars?!

ashley8918

(I'd like to point out that this is a joke, as I do not have any cars to give away. IT IS A JOKE)

PrettyGirlLost

ashley8918 said:

(I'd like to point out that this is a joke, as I do not have any cars to give away. IT IS A JOKE)

Fuck (

ashley8918

PrettyGirlLost said:

ashley8918 said:

(I'd like to point out that this is a joke, as I do not have any cars to give away. IT IS A JOKE)

Fuck (

I mean... I do have a sweet ass '05 minivan that wont start.

redoryx

Every time I see I see there are more comments on this thread, I'm all "OMG why are we still talking about this?!"

Then I remember it's just you bitches.

PrettyGirlLost

redoryx said:

Every time I see I see there are more comments on this thread, I'm all "OMG why are we still talking about this?!"

Then I remember it's just you bitches.

I'm telling!!!!!  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

ashley8918

PrettyGirlLost said:

redoryx said:

Every time I see I see there are more comments on this thread, I'm all "OMG why are we still talking about this?!"

Then I remember it's just you bitches.

I'm telling!!!!!  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

OMG YOU ARE IN SOOOOOOO MUCH TROUBLE!

MOMMMMMMMMMM!

arrrghmatey

PrettyGirlLost said:

ashley8918 said:

(I'd like to point out that this is a joke, as I do not have any cars to give away. IT IS A JOKE)

Fuck (

Just for you.

PrettyGirlLost

arrrghmatey said:

PrettyGirlLost said:

ashley8918 said:

(I'd like to point out that this is a joke, as I do not have any cars to give away. IT IS A JOKE)

Fuck (

Just for you.

Yes, it's my favorite color AND it comes with a cat driver!

Reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI

anjemon

PrettyGirlLost said:

ashley8918 said:

(I'd like to point out that this is a joke, as I do not have any cars to give away. IT IS A JOKE)

Fuck (

ashley8918

anjemon said:

PrettyGirlLost said:

ashley8918 said:

(I'd like to point out that this is a joke, as I do not have any cars to give away. IT IS A JOKE)

Fuck (

That bees gif fucking gets me every time.

sophhabobopha

You bitches are crazy. I love you.

arrrghmatey

Who wants a ride?

ashley8918

sophhabobopha said:

You bitches are crazy. I love you.

Awwwwww, naughtyyyy!

ashley8918

arrrghmatey said:

Who wants a ride?

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!

Viczaesar

chelsea1013 said:

I will never in my life understand why people have to be so hurtful and disrespectful to people that are putting themselves out there and asking for advice.

She came here looking for advice and if she wants to be selfish on her wedding day...SHE CAN BE!

Your wedding day is supposed to be special and magical and everything you want it to be. You're allowed to be a tad bit selfish.

I agree with one of the commenters that maybe she can suggest bringing someone along to watch the baby that the parents are comfortable with. I think that would be the best option for this whole situation.

I also understand where she is coming from though. I had to make the decision to replace my maid of honor because she was having a baby and couldn't devote as much time to me as I would have liked and she was always putting the guilt trip on me for having my wedding the same year she was having a baby. And every single day I am more and more confident with my decision.

Go ahead and call me what you want but no one fully knows the situation. Nor do you fully understand what this girl is going through either.

No one has any right to judge her and if you didn't have any solid advice for her you shouldn't have even commented on this post at all. Keep your negative, rude and hurtful comments to yourself. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it if it was you in her place.

Wanna bet?

ashley8918

Viczaesar said:

chelsea1013 said:

I will never in my life understand why people have to be so hurtful and disrespectful to people that are putting themselves out there and asking for advice.

She came here looking for advice and if she wants to be selfish on her wedding day...SHE CAN BE!

Your wedding day is supposed to be special and magical and everything you want it to be. You're allowed to be a tad bit selfish.

I agree with one of the commenters that maybe she can suggest bringing someone along to watch the baby that the parents are comfortable with. I think that would be the best option for this whole situation.

I also understand where she is coming from though. I had to make the decision to replace my maid of honor because she was having a baby and couldn't devote as much time to me as I would have liked and she was always putting the guilt trip on me for having my wedding the same year she was having a baby. And every single day I am more and more confident with my decision.

Go ahead and call me what you want but no one fully knows the situation. Nor do you fully understand what this girl is going through either.

No one has any right to judge her and if you didn't have any solid advice for her you shouldn't have even commented on this post at all. Keep your negative, rude and hurtful comments to yourself. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it if it was you in her place.

Wanna bet?


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NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO BET HER! /end sarcasm

AddieCake

I'm too sober to read this shitshow, but I bet it smells like waffles and I need mittens to wade through it.

mikenberger

AddieCake said:

I'm too sober to read this shitshow, but I bet it smells like waffles and I need mittens to wade through it.

Mittens? Honey, we're elbow deep on this thread.

PrettyGirlLost

mikenberger said:

AddieCake said:

I'm too sober to read this shitshow, but I bet it smells like waffles and I need mittens to wade through it.

Mittens? Honey, we're elbow deep on this thread.

It's full on chest wader time!