What do you do if you hate the engagement ring?

ChemFanatic25

ashley8918 said:

novella1186 said:

abcdevonn said:

ashley8918 said:

novella1186 said:

hellosweetie1015 said:

ChemFanatic25 said:

KatieinBkln said:

Guys, I never lived in an area with a Chick-Fil-A, and by the time I even knew what it was, it was because of all the press it was getting for its politics. 

Now I feel like I can't even try this delicious shit in good faith. But you're telling me there is polynesian sauce involved? I could cry right now.

Do we think if I donate twice as much as my meal costs to a gay rights organization that my moral slate will be wiped clean?

I've actually never had chick-fil-a either and I haven't had a desire particularly because of the politics until now. By any chance is it similar to pop-eyes? I've been to a pop-eyes. Their fried chicken was pretty good . . .

OH GOD SO MUCH BETTER.

Not comparable to Pop-eyes at all. 

Dafuq is Pop-eye's?! Popeye's?

It's like KFC, but Cajun, I think. I've never been to one, but they are in my area. 

She's making fun of me for spelling it stupid 

Love you too, ash-ley!  

Lol, not just you. It happened more than once and I was so fucking confused hahaha.

Love youuuuuuu!

Yeah, spelling is not my strong suit . . .by far. After the 6th grade spelling B diabocle (debacle? No seriously, I can never spell this word - let's go with hootenanny), I became the shittiest speller on the face of the planet.

 

Edit: I spelled a word wrong -_- What a joke.

littlepep

drunkenwitch said:

And for the record, men are not amused when you grab their cock and make it talk with a British accent. Wussies.

For some reason, this immediately made me picture a cartoon penis asking a vagina to tea in a British accent. 

sassyfrass2014

Fellow Chick-fil-A addict here! What I do to make myself feel better is donate back to a gay rights organization...

But dat chicken doe.

sassyfrass2014

plainjane0415 said:

Guys, I never lived in an area with a Chick-Fil-A, and by the time I even knew what it was, it was because of all the press it was getting for its politics. 

Now I feel like I can't even try this delicious shit in good faith. But you're telling me there is polynesian sauce involved? I could cry right now.

Do we think if I donate twice as much as my meal costs to a gay rights organization that my moral slate will be wiped clean?

As I said before, I have no self control, and if I'm in an area where chik fil a is the best choice fast food wise, I'll eat it.  But I'm not proud of it. damn waffle fries and delicious sauces.

This

themuffinman16

Ladies:

Cock socket, penis purse, biscuit, silk igloo,  the pink canoe

Fellas:

Beef whistle, weinis, heat seeking missile, John Thomas

littlepep

themuffinman16 said:

Ladies:

Cock socket, penis purse, biscuit, silk igloo,  the pink canoe

Fellas:

Beef whistle, weinis, heat seeking missile, John Thomas

STAHP! /dying. 

drunkenwitch

littlepep said:

drunkenwitch said:

And for the record, men are not amused when you grab their cock and make it talk with a British accent. Wussies.

For some reason, this immediately made me picture a cartoon penis asking a vagina to tea in a British accent. 

Holy shit, from now on that will be our new euphemism for sex. BF can ask me in a hoity toity accent "care for a spot of tea?" and we can just build from there.

Herbal Tea: Vanilla sex

Green Tea: Spank me

Chai Tea: Ride me hard and put me away wet

Earl Grey: Dress like Jean Luc Picard

and so on.

hellosweetie1015

drunkenwitch said:

littlepep said:

drunkenwitch said:

And for the record, men are not amused when you grab their cock and make it talk with a British accent. Wussies.

For some reason, this immediately made me picture a cartoon penis asking a vagina to tea in a British accent. 

Holy shit, from now on that will be our new euphemism for sex. BF can ask me in a hoity toity accent "care for a spot of tea?" and we can just build from there.

Herbal Tea: Vanilla sex

Green Tea: Spank me

Chai Tea: Ride me hard and put me away wet

Earl Grey: Dress like Jean Luc Picard

and so on.

ChemFanatic25

drunkenwitch said:

littlepep said:

drunkenwitch said:

And for the record, men are not amused when you grab their cock and make it talk with a British accent. Wussies.

For some reason, this immediately made me picture a cartoon penis asking a vagina to tea in a British accent. 

Holy shit, from now on that will be our new euphemism for sex. BF can ask me in a hoity toity accent "care for a spot of tea?" and we can just build from there.

Herbal Tea: Vanilla sex

Green Tea: Spank me

Chai Tea: Ride me hard and put me away wet

Earl Grey: Dress like Jean Luc Picard

and so on.

How about Thai Iced Tea? Got anything for that? I love a glass of Thai Iced Tea.

themuffinman16

ChemFanatic25 said:

drunkenwitch said:

littlepep said:

drunkenwitch said:

And for the record, men are not amused when you grab their cock and make it talk with a British accent. Wussies.

For some reason, this immediately made me picture a cartoon penis asking a vagina to tea in a British accent. 

Holy shit, from now on that will be our new euphemism for sex. BF can ask me in a hoity toity accent "care for a spot of tea?" and we can just build from there.

Herbal Tea: Vanilla sex

Green Tea: Spank me

Chai Tea: Ride me hard and put me away wet

Earl Grey: Dress like Jean Luc Picard

and so on.

How about Thai Iced Tea? Got anything for that? I love a glass of Thai Iced Tea.

ChemFanatic25 said:

SITB: Fuck me in the sub zero freezer at work?

drunkenwitch

ChemFanatic25 said:

drunkenwitch said:

littlepep said:

drunkenwitch said:

And for the record, men are not amused when you grab their cock and make it talk with a British accent. Wussies.

For some reason, this immediately made me picture a cartoon penis asking a vagina to tea in a British accent. 

Holy shit, from now on that will be our new euphemism for sex. BF can ask me in a hoity toity accent "care for a spot of tea?" and we can just build from there.

Herbal Tea: Vanilla sex

Green Tea: Spank me

Chai Tea: Ride me hard and put me away wet

Earl Grey: Dress like Jean Luc Picard

and so on.

How about Thai Iced Tea? Got anything for that? I love a glass of Thai Iced Tea.

Blindfolds, ice cubes and a hand job.

littlepep

drunkenwitch said:

ChemFanatic25 said:

drunkenwitch said:

littlepep said:

drunkenwitch said:

And for the record, men are not amused when you grab their cock and make it talk with a British accent. Wussies.

For some reason, this immediately made me picture a cartoon penis asking a vagina to tea in a British accent. 

Holy shit, from now on that will be our new euphemism for sex. BF can ask me in a hoity toity accent "care for a spot of tea?" and we can just build from there.

Herbal Tea: Vanilla sex

Green Tea: Spank me

Chai Tea: Ride me hard and put me away wet

Earl Grey: Dress like Jean Luc Picard

and so on.

How about Thai Iced Tea? Got anything for that? I love a glass of Thai Iced Tea.

Blindfolds, ice cubes and a hand job.

You're really good at this. I'd like to see a coffee table book about different types of sex based on tea flavors. 

ChemFanatic25

drunkenwitch said:

ChemFanatic25 said:

drunkenwitch said:

littlepep said:

drunkenwitch said:

And for the record, men are not amused when you grab their cock and make it talk with a British accent. Wussies.

For some reason, this immediately made me picture a cartoon penis asking a vagina to tea in a British accent. 

Holy shit, from now on that will be our new euphemism for sex. BF can ask me in a hoity toity accent "care for a spot of tea?" and we can just build from there.

Herbal Tea: Vanilla sex

Green Tea: Spank me

Chai Tea: Ride me hard and put me away wet

Earl Grey: Dress like Jean Luc Picard

and so on.

How about Thai Iced Tea? Got anything for that? I love a glass of Thai Iced Tea.

Blindfolds, ice cubes and a hand job.

Ooooh, I'm having fun tonight!

drunkenwitch

littlepep said:

drunkenwitch said:

ChemFanatic25 said:

drunkenwitch said:

littlepep said:

drunkenwitch said:

And for the record, men are not amused when you grab their cock and make it talk with a British accent. Wussies.

For some reason, this immediately made me picture a cartoon penis asking a vagina to tea in a British accent. 

Holy shit, from now on that will be our new euphemism for sex. BF can ask me in a hoity toity accent "care for a spot of tea?" and we can just build from there.

Herbal Tea: Vanilla sex

Green Tea: Spank me

Chai Tea: Ride me hard and put me away wet

Earl Grey: Dress like Jean Luc Picard

and so on.

How about Thai Iced Tea? Got anything for that? I love a glass of Thai Iced Tea.

Blindfolds, ice cubes and a hand job.

You're really good at this. I'd like to see a coffee table book about different types of sex based on tea flavors. 

I've done this before, only with ice cream flavors.  And I am 10 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound bag with lightening fast wit.

chibiyui

Man, the chic-fil-a struggle is real. 

God, dat sauce on those fries.

littlepep

chibiyui said:

Man, the chic-fil-a struggle is real. 

God, dat sauce on those fries.

That gif has me cackling at work. 

novella1186

littlepep said:

chibiyui said:

Man, the chic-fil-a struggle is real. 

God, dat sauce on those fries.

That gif has me cackling at work. 

lol ditto. It is killing me! 

flantastic

Something occurred to me on page 3, I got to page 7 and was done and hadn't seen this posted yet, so I'm gonna throw it in here now.

This might be a relationship problem. People have had differences of opinion and storytime with everyone to support their viewpoint has mostly been "well my FI did this and I'm okay with it" or "I would tell my FI - I've done it before and that's how we communicate and he'd prefer that I tell him." What you guys advocate doing seems to come straight out of how laid-back you are, your preferences for jewelry, and how you and your FI communicate.

I think the real issue here may be that OP's friend's FI doesn't know enough about her to

a) notice her style and be confident in getting her a ring she'd like,

b) know that she generally appreciates the sentiment over the looks of a gift if it happens not to be her style (e.g. I don't get sentimental about ugly crap, and FI knows it, because he knows me),

c) know that they need to communicate more about these sort of things beforehand, or

d) care about a-c?

At least one of those things needed to be the case, which I think is why none of us had this issue of having to decide whether or not to tell our FI that our e-ring is not our style and we will hate wearing it every day of our lives. Some of us didn't have the issue because our FI knew us well enough to get us the ring we'd like, some of us were okay with the NMS ring we got because of what it represented and our FI knew we'd be okay with that. I don't know what this guy knew or thought he knew, but he was dead wrong, and that needs to be addressed.

simcal18

amelisha said:

@themuffinman16...I wasn't actually asking for criticism or advice on the way I choose to live my life there. I thought all those "for me personally" and "it's just not for me" and "I'm not going to tell you how you do your life is wrong" statements would eliminate that, but guess not. You can do whatever you want with your life and I'll do mine.

I was ready to let you all move on to your names for genitalia and whatnot. Sorry I had to come back again for that. CARRY ON, EVERYONE.

amelisha--I agree that a bridesmaids' only official duties are to show up in a budget-approved dress, relatively sober, on the day of a wedding.  But for me PERSONALLY, I would never be a bridesmaid and not throw a shower and/or bachelorette for a bride who wanted one.  I would also happily help with any DIY projects, envelope stuffing, etc. that the bride requested so long as I had the time.  I always make a point of checking in close friends who are brides--bridesmaid or not but ESPECIALLY if I am a bridesmaid--as their wedding approaches to see if they need any help, I like to plan a fun "destressing" outing with them for some girl time when planning gets crazy, and I love getting my bride friends sentimental gifts like "Mrs." hangers, personalized photo frames, and other fun silly little things like that.  You don't HAVE to do any of those things, but for me I would feel really bad if I accepted the title of bridesmaid and didn't do everything I reasonably could to make the bride feel special.  It's my way of acknowledging that this is an important event in their lives.

I also recognize that I am somewhat of an outlier in this regard, and I would never say those statements to a bridesmaid who was asking about what she needed to do for a bride.  Do you see how couching statements in all the caveats in the world can still make people feel like they're being judged?  

drunkenwitch

chibiyui said:

Man, the chic-fil-a struggle is real. 

God, dat sauce on those fries.

Ahhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhh I want a kitten so fucking bad I can't stand it.

doeydo

ashley8918 said:

GENITALS.

Genitalia!!

 OK, vaginas:

breakfast of champions, tongue-trap, bald man in a boat, munch-box, baloney pony, lips between the hips, furry monkey, bikini biscuit, cream collector, honeypot, love mitten, mermaid's purse, pink velvet sausage wallet, and Bermuda triangle.

amelisha

Nope, @bostonbride2015, done here with that. But thanks! 

ETA: Balls! and chicken!

VulgarGirl

Carl's Jr. crisscut fries are pretty good. And so far none of their people have said they hate the gays. And they're opened on Sundays.

I do miss the fries and the shakes. They had good milkshakes. They brought all the girls to my yard and I was like "Hey...some old dude says I shouldn't fuck you". 

Nymeru

Well to jump into the genital name game, let me just quote a bit from the song, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".  One guess what the song's about.

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
With the boink swatter

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Nymeru

I've got to say that "squish mitten" and "oyster ditch" kill me.  I think "squish mitten" is my favorite one.  It just sounds so nasty.

hellosweetie1015

Nymeru said:

Well to jump into the genital name game, let me just quote a bit from the song, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".  One guess what the song's about.

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
With the boink swatter

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

I HAD FORGOTTEN ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOUT THAT SONG! Omg!

esstee33

I really don't understand all the love for Chik-Fil-A. Every time I've had them, it was nasty as fuck. 

But I've also not had any of their hate chicken in, uhhhh... longer than I can even remember. More than five years, at least.

Maybe since then they've gotten not disgusting? Their food, anyway. Their politics are still fucking gross. 

I'm with whoever it was (@sarawifenow?) who said just "penis" and "vagina," although sometimes I refer to them as "bits," especially "ladybits," and "dude parts" or "lady parts."  

Dreamergirl8812

Never been to chick-fil-a and never will. Although, the first time my friend and I saw one, we kept saying "chick-fil-uh? Chiiiiiick-fillll...uh?" We did not get how it was pronounced at all.

My favorite vag terms are pus, vajeen, and vajina (like fajita).

AlexisA01

Vag=smash box

banana468

DH is partial to the term "busted ravioli".