FMIL crisis

TNDancer

All I've gleaned is that "dense as a poundcake" is my new favorite southern style insult.

PrettyGirlLost

snowywinter said:

What is happening?

We've got two people who claim they are separate accounts trying to troll us. . .

PrettyGirlLost

drunkenwitch said:

Here we go, the old geriatric people are playing their bingo...I hear canasta might be fun for the elderly...try that!

I'm turning 40 this month, I guess that's halfway to geriatric,. But I only play sex games, and time management video games, does that count?

What are those?

climbingsingle

Calling people fat and old?

drunkenwitch

PrettyGirlLost said:

drunkenwitch said:

Knottie1443833754 said:

Here we go, the old geriatric people are playing their bingo...I hear canasta might be fun for the elderly...try that!

I'm turning 40 this month, I guess that's halfway to geriatric,. But I only play sex games, and time management video games, does that count?

What are those?


You have a certain amount of tasks you have complete in an allotted amount of time, so you have to strategically use your resources to get it dine. Stuff like Farm Frenzy and Roads of Rome. I honestly don't know why I love them so much, but I am addicted.

arrrghmatey

So I've been gone the past few days….

MegEn1

climbingwife said:

Calling people fat and old?

Rather be fat and old than host my loved ones like crap. 

kimmiinthemitten

MegEn1 said:

climbingwife said:

Calling people fat and old?

Rather be fat and old than host my loved ones like crap. 

Better to be fat than skinny at her outdoor, winter wedding too...

According to Popular Science, studies done on both cold-water swimmers and hospital patients have shown that people with a higher Body Mass Index (BMI) are less susceptible to hypothermia because fat insulates the body’s core.

hellohkb

How on earth did I not notice this thread until now?

onefootinthebayou

hellohkb said:

How on earth did I not notice this thread until now?

It's probably better that you didn't.  Not sure if you knew this, but I'm a fat, old, unemployed bully!  *Fun Facts*

MairePoppy

ready2wed59

This was THE MOST entertaining thread I've read to date.  Actually dying of laughter.

CMGragain

Anybody want to know what it's like to be old?  Well, it's great!  I don't have to work, we have enough money to do pretty much whatever we want, our house and cars are paid for, I get senior citizen discounts at restaurants and stores.  Oh, yeah, and nobody expects me to wear those stylish spike high heels!
Getting old sure beats the alternative.  No, I don't play BINGO.

"Dense as a poundcake!"  I love it!

MesmrEwe

 

CMGragain said:

Anybody want to know what it's like to be old?  Well, it's great!  I don't have to work, we have enough money to do pretty much whatever we want, our house and cars are paid for, I get senior citizen discounts at restaurants and stores.  Oh, yeah, and nobody expects me to wear those stylish spike high heels!
Getting old sure beats the alternative.  No, I don't play BINGO.

"Dense as a poundcake!"  I love it!

LOL - some people act like retirement is a bad thing!!!  Last time I played Bingo was decades ago in grade school when we went to the care center...