confessions?

noisy_penguin

Anyone have any? Things are slow. I am bored.

CaliopeSpidrman

Last night when we were laying in bed, the H said, "You have to decide if you want me to keep warming your feet or get up to fart."  I sighed and said, "FINE.  Go."  He didn't start to get up, so I panicked that he misinterpreted what I was saying so I yelled, "I mean...that came out wrong!  I meant 'go' as in get up and fart elsewhere, not 'go' as in fart on me."  This caused massive giggling for both of us.  Then I'm about 99.9% positive that I sleepfarted on him this morning.

KayRI

I just went to au bon pain fully intending to get a salad, but came back with broccoli cheese soup, macaroni and cheese, and penne alfredo with chicken and broccoli.  I feel like a carbo-loading pig.

lmydogally

It really freaks me out that I have watched so many NEY/AFB go from planning thier weddings to divorced or getting divorced.   Not freaked out like "is it going to happen to me?"  more freaked out like "damn, I've been on here for too long and still not married."

AngieP900

Last night Kevin was talking in his sleep, which is common, but it's usually nonsensical mumbles. Only this time, he grabbed my hand and shook it like I just won a boxing match, and yelled "We can do this!". Then he said, "Come on, let's launch something!" Then he kissed all five of my fingers, told me he loved me, nestled our hands under his neck and started to snore. I'm sad that he was sleeping and missed it.

lmydogally

Also, I think I need medical intervention.  I have been on a diet for like 6 months and have not lost a single pound.  I want to lose 10 before the wedding and the scale won't budge.  I swore I would never try WW or anything else, but I don't know what else to do. 

lmydogally

Angie, that's halarious!

KristenBtobe

Oh Angie. That is glorious.

TSD

1) I let LOOSE on someone on FB yesterday and it felt so good I want to do it again to the same person- I just don't feel I can because he didn't address it so I don't feel I can just go off again unless HE comments back. But, I definitely have more to say. I'm just annoyed that other people are such pussies that they sent me emails (people I don't know) thanking me for my candor but giving excuses as to why they can't so the same. So, I called them pussies too. But I didn't use the word pvssy because I want them to pick up their balls and actually say something because this person needs to hear it. Person in question is Mr Debbie Downer 24/7. EVERYTHING sucks. All. The. Time and it's f'ing draining man. I care because I care. I can't give a better explanation but I just hit my breaking point. 2) I can't wait to get the F out of this house. I see no light at the end of this tunnel. None of this was interesting NP but I have nothing better to do.

TSD

lmydogally- what do you have against WW. If it's going to help...what's the big deal. You make it sound like, "I swore I'd never let someone give me a golden shower..."

CaliopeSpidrman

Mr. Angie wins!  WE CAN DO THIS!

mashedpotato

I miss TSD, I'm happy she is here more often lately, but I'm sad E is sick.

FallinAgain

I think I'm home coloring my hair for the first time this weekend and I'm terrified. Amazon's new "Choose a Payphrase" suggestions are bringing me much joy. I'm starting to see some light in the tunnel of living in Chicago but I can't get my hopes up for fear of jinxing it.

lmydogally

I think it's ego.  I consider myself a very healthy person who's knowledgable in heath and fitness.  I eat very healthy only organic and read books on the subject.  I think I'm admitting defeat in something I consider myself good at.

FallinAgain

Dawg, you're pretty thin.  If you are eating right and excercising, might you just be at your body's ideal weight?

Mrs.Expchic

My friend, who made fun of the name Grant, just named her kid Saphira.  I feel bad because she's 8 weeks early and in NICU but SAPHIRA?  Thats like signing the permission slip for her to be stripper.

CaliopeSpidrman

In the last couple weeks, 3 houses very similar to mine in my immediate neighborhood went up for sale.  This annoys me to no end, especially because the two places like mine that have been for sale forever both moved to pending in the last few weeks.  I do not need competition driving the price I can get for my place down!  I just want to move already!

TSD

You can be healthy but not know how to lose weight or need better support. I know a lot of things but I still can't keep my hands out of the Halloween candy. I loved WW meetings- got good, fast, cheap/easy recipes, met cool women, and I'm a joiner- I love having a "group" to go to"- but I love the ease of buying/eating Jenny Craig food much better. I'm not a foodie and the thought of spending hours cooking makes my arm hair stand on end. By the time I'd finish cooking I wouldn't want to eat. JC food is right there, all the time. Gives me more time to d*ck around on the internet.

FallinAgain

My friend, who made fun of the name Grant, just named her kid Saphira. I feel bad because she's 8 weeks early and in NICU but SAPHIRA? Thats like signing the permission slip for her to be stripper. oh, my.

lmydogally

Thanks Fallin, I have considered this but at my thinest I was 10 pounds lighter and even though that was 10 years ago, I feel like I should get back to this weight for the wedding.  However, I'm quite certain I would put it all back on. So it really seems stupid to be so focused on that number. 

AngieP900

loyally, I'm in the same boat, sometimes you need extra help. I eat well and work out 5x a week and can't lose anything either. WW can't hurt. Fallin - if you have a Sally's or a beauty supply store near you I would suggest that. I don't think I will ever pay to have someone dye my hair again, and will never buy from the drugstore again.Confession: I scoured the earth yesterday to try to find my dog a coat because H is taking him camping in NH and it is supposed to rain. I feel stupid, but he gets cold easily.

TSD

Thanks Mashed, E is asleep finally, so I am getting a small reprieve. But, I'm sick as well now and that just makes me b*tchy. It's unfortunate for all. Mo- Not eating the rolls is huge. That's my favorite part of dinner. Heaped with butter. Thus why I need JC. (Not Jesus Christ) Cali- that sucks. Happened to us when we sold the condo. So, we took a bit of a lowball offer but we sold by owner so we didn't have to pay any commission.

KristenBtobe

I love WW.  I'm crepped out by my soap opera. There's a storyline with a brother and sister, the sister is BSC and they are way too cuddly and affectionate.

SuckItTrebek

I have a friend who is a hoarder. She never lets people in her house, but I know one person who's been in, and he said he ran out after thirty seconds, it was so gross. I'm talking dog feces, trash, moldy food, pathways through the garbage. She just told me she's pregnant, and that her boyfriend is moving in with her (he's never been inside her house either). I really don't care if it's my place, but if she brings a baby into that mess, I'm calling the health department.

shanollee

I'm irrationally dreading my doctor's appointment next weekI had my first AFSB dream last night, and I was cracking up when I woke up this morning

Novemberrocks

Cali will hate me for this one, but I've never had Chipotle, even though I live 5 minutes from one.  I have no desire to try it.Also, I just spent about $150 more than I planned to on crib beddin because it was the only one I remotely liked and couldn't handle not owning it.I am all in favor of help when trying to lose weight.  I had a lot of success with Jenny Craig - so much so that I'm planning to go back 6 weeks after giving birth.  Yes, I'm vain.

EmilyJo

kevin is sick and has been snoring like a mofo so the past couple of nights i have moved to the couch and im afraid i might sleep there from now on. our mattress blows.

MamaKin

i keep thinking my "goal weight" is about 5-7 pounds less than where i am.  i can get there, but then, i keep ending up back here.  i can maintain my current weight no problem, and i can lose the 5 pounds again pretty easily... but i can't keep it off, as i always end up right here again.  it's maddening.

MadameS

Ew. the hoarder thing really really is awful. i feel like liz lemon here, but if you can't get inside your girlfriend's house because she's a hoarder, THAT'S A DEALBREAKER.

SarahBethBR

I had morning sex this morning and it was not good.  Gave me a crappy start to the day.Sometimes I think I hate my best friend.  She's been having like a week long fight with her boyfriend and she's being RIDICULOUSLY stupid and immature about it.

FallinAgain

Cali will hate me for this one, but I've never had Chipotle, even though I live 5 minutes from one. I have no desire to try it.I had no desire to try it either.  Then, I tried it....Also, I just spent about $150 more than I planned to on crib beddin because it was the only one I remotely liked and couldn't handle not owning it.Pics, please!