NMS

MeaghanandMichael

What kind of things do you see often (either wr or nwr) that make you think, "well that is certainly not my style!" This is not necessarily a judgement on the person wearing/doing the thing, but more just something you wouldn't like.

Tiaras
Those loose bohemian shirts that give you no shape
Decorating a non beach house with all beachy things
Big huge dogs

raynes

pickups (not the vechile)
coloured sashes on wedding dresses
tights/leggings with shirts that don't fully cover your bum (unless it's a really nice bum)
ellipticals

aprovencher21

Black wedding dresses
Having a huge bridal party
Dollar dance
wearing tights as pants
those rubber clog thingy shoes
orange cars

raynes

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[QUOTE]Skinny jeans (pretty much because I think they look weird on me) Wedding dresses with color on them
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

I bought my first pair of skinny's this weekend, but only so that I could wear them with my new boots.  They look so silly without the boots.

Y I Oughta

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[QUOTE]Damask. Notably in excess. Tiny dogs. Crocs. Uggs. Other ugly footwear. More I will think of later.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

Ditto the tiny dogs, or carrying them around with you everywhere you go. It's not a baby, it can stay home alone.

MeaghanandMichael

children on leashes (and this is judgment)

writing checks instead of using my debit card/cash

tinted windows and tons of chrome on cars

online shopping. I never get the size right

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NMS : I bought my first pair of skinny's this weekend, but only so that I could wear them with my new boots.  They look so silly without the boots.
Posted by raynes[/QUOTE]


oohhh I really need some kickass brown boots. I am on the hunt! Where did you get yours?

LesPaul

small, yappy dogs
huge WPs, especially with herds of small children included
Saw movies

shaydenise

-Uggs with jean mini skits/shorts
-Tights under jean shorts
-Jeggings
-Sweaters that are CLEARLY sweaters (as in you have to keep pulling it down to cover your butt) worn with nothing but your underwear.  Yep, saw it a couple days ago.  The joys of living in a college town.

It would seem there are a lot of clothing styles that are NMS

*Edited for spelling

[Deleted User]

WR:
FG and RB
veils
groom's cakes
bach parties
BP dances

NWR:
the shirts that make you look pregnant
huge costume jewelry
carrying tiny dogs in purses
the rims that spin continually
any of the iTouch, phone, etc thigns

allisong23

Birdcage veils. I couldn't pull that off in a million years.

Jelenny

uggs

bolero jackets

tiaras

honeymoon registeries

bridal party dances

MeaghanandMichael

American Idol and Survivor

Serving really messy foods like ribs or lobster in the shell at weddings.

A lot of boobage in wedding dresses.

Hot Topic

LesPaul

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[QUOTE]What's a Bump-it?
Posted by jcbsjr[/QUOTE]

It's a little plastic comb-like thing used to make a poof of hair on top of your head.

LessThanZero

Skinny jeans
Short jackets
Ed Hardy
Uggs (not Uggs in general, just the ones that everyone has)
Toe socks

salt78

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[QUOTE]American Idol and Survivor
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>I see this and raise you Dancing with the Stars and The Biggest Loser. </div><div>
</div><div>Really I just don't care for most reality TV.

</div>

Y I Oughta

Anything they wear on Jersey shore.
The shirts and dresses with chains in place of straps
Dresses that are loose and floppy on top but really short and tight around the butt

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NMS : I see this and raise you Dancing with the Stars and The Biggest Loser.  Really I just don't care for most reality TV.
Posted by salt78[/QUOTE]

I call your bet. Excellent choices.

Also: Wedding themes and "I'm the BRIDE" clothing all over one's body.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NMS : oohhh I really need some kickass brown boots. I am on the hunt! Where did you get yours?
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

I got some really cute brown leather boots with a heel from Herbergers last year, and I saw a really similar pair there a couple weeks ago.

I'm trying to find a picture.  I feel like you'd like them. 

K&J64

WR:
Dollar dance
multicolor/color changing uplighting
really vocal Emcees/DJs, I prefer them to STFU and play the music.
veils
tiaras
huge wedding parties

tons of kids at the reception

NWR:

Uggs

leggings/jeggings
costume jewelry
boots that are higher than your knee
serious stilettos, short skirts, low cut tops, or wearing tons of makeup at the office
side pony tails (what year is it??)
minivans, hatchbacks, station wagons.
children who are clearly old enough and able to walk, in strollers that they barely fit in anymore.

salt78

Taylor Swift.

J&K10910

Found them!  Meg, they're like these: http://www.herbergers.com/shop/shoes/boot-shop/casual/relativity-james-slouch-boot_297390.html?green=5794523922

The buckles on mine are different, but the overall boot is pretty much the same.  I put a Dr Scholls for her gel insole in them and I can wear them all day. 

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]Taylor Swift.
Posted by salt78[/QUOTE]

Oh God yes. I've seen her on awards shows and stuff, and she can't sing one damn note in tune.

Y I Oughta

Rain boots for everyday wear.I saw this trending (in clubs and bars) in Philly about three years ago and it is just hitting Pittsburgh this season. Is this happening anywhere else?

MeaghanandMichael

Jess the page won't load for me. Boooo.

salt78

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[QUOTE]Rain boots for everyday wear.I saw this trending (in clubs and bars) in Philly about three years ago and it is just hitting Pittsburgh this season. Is this happening anywhere else?
Posted by Y I Oughta[/QUOTE]

<div>Like...if it's not raining or snowing outside? I have a pair of rainboots that I love, but I wouldn't wear them if it were like sunny and 70 degrees.</div>

Wrkn925

Brides: Gloves, tiaras, colored accents on dresses.
Tiaras really chafe my ass.  I grew out of my princess dreams and the pajamas at the same time.  I don't understand the desire to look or feel like a princess.



I have skinny jeans that I wear with Rocketdog furry boots.  I *think* I look good...
I'm probably the fuel for the complaints, though.

brilibby4

WR:
balloons
colored wedding dresses (I don't mind a colored sash though)
tiaras
those wedding band sets that have one engagement ring with a wedding band on each side
updos

NWR:
Crocs
floral bedding or furniture
sneakers unless I'm specifically working out
red lipstick (I just can't pull it off!)
Glee

Celles

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[QUOTE]Yellow gold jewellery. I want to like it, but I just can't.
Posted by september's bride[/QUOTE]

I feel the same way about white gold!

<strong>WR:</strong>
Pocketfold invitations
Photobooths

<strong>NWR:</strong>
Anything that looks awesome on models but makes me feel like a cow.  I love a lot of stuff on principle (sweater dress with leggings and boots?  yes please!) and hate it in practice (/moo).

salt78

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[QUOTE] I have skinny jeans that I wear with Rocketdog furry boots.  I *think* I look good... I'm probably the fuel for the complaints, though.
Posted by Wrkn925[/QUOTE]

<div>Work it out, girl. My favorite pairs of pants are my jeggings. Which I wear with Uggs. It's like the most comfortable outfit ever.</div>

Wrkn925

Brilbby, I hear ya on the three ring sets.  I picked out an engagement ring with BF that came with two bands, but told him I didn't like them.  We found a single thicker band that looked better.
I think the skinny bands on each side make it look like a cocktail ring.