The worst wedding trends on Pinterest...

mrsdee15

I'm in a fashion swap Facebook group and someone just announced they're going to a "Victorian redneck" wedding.  I don't even... what?

anemone137.defunct635825918192908843

mrsdee15 said:

I'm in a fashion swap Facebook group and someone just announced they're going to a "Victorian redneck" wedding.  I don't even... what?

ETA: Oh, FFS.  I was trying to add the image of Swedish Chef saying "Vurt da Furk."  Won't work.  Alas, the moment has passed.

allispain

mrsdee15 said:

I'm in a fashion swap Facebook group and someone just announced they're going to a "Victorian redneck" wedding.  I don't even... what?

So does that mean everyone's supposed to wear Victorian dresses made out of camo?

mrsdee15

allispain said:

mrsdee15 said:

I'm in a fashion swap Facebook group and someone just announced they're going to a "Victorian redneck" wedding.  I don't even... what?

So does that mean everyone's supposed to wear Victorian dresses made out of camo?

They mentioned going with plaid and petticoats.   I just don't even know what that means.

ohannabelle

mrsdee15 said:

I'm in a fashion swap Facebook group and someone just announced they're going to a "Victorian redneck" wedding.  I don't even... what?

I have no idea, but I'd love to see pictures.

justsie

mrsdee15 said:

allispain said:

mrsdee15 said:

I'm in a fashion swap Facebook group and someone just announced they're going to a "Victorian redneck" wedding.  I don't even... what?

So does that mean everyone's supposed to wear Victorian dresses made out of camo?

They mentioned going with plaid and petticoats.   I just don't even know what that means.

Doesn't everyone have one of these laying around?

wrigleyville

I'm picturing this, but it's more hipster than "Victorian redneck", which ISN'T EVEN A THING.

morewineplease

this is what google found

larrygaga

lovesclimbing said:

This wasn't on Pinterest but rather on Facebook.  A friend of mine (who is not in the photo) shared it.

I actually thought this is really hilarious. Not that I think it's appropriate for a wedding or anything.

larrygaga

princessgracekelly said:

The funniest thing about the spoon is that everything else is so artfully arranged that the spoon in the champagne was probably a deliberate design decision on someone's part.

"Yes, almost perfect . . . the champagne just needs this final touch . . ."

P.S. The groom has the same red and white sticker on his suitcase repeated at least three times, and I see a couple of more sticker repeats, too. If the aesthetic they're going for is "We are quirky and well-traveled," then like, maybe visit more than four or five places? Idk?

This is the kind of couple that has enough money to travel to Asia or Europe and they go to the same place in Florida every year. 

Those people make me want to puke and swing wildly.

beethery

hellohkb said:

There is one part of this photo that really, really, really, confuses me.

This picture is like one of them ones in the Highlights magazine where you find all the shit that doesn't make sense. I FIND SOMETHING NEW EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT.

wrigleyville

morewineplease said:

this is what google found

Oh, sweet jesus... that's not even Victorian. That's 13th century.

thecastlebride

I tried to open the link and my internet browser crashed. I guess it speaks for itself. Lol.

[Deleted User]

I'd like to share another photo I found while browsing a Facebook Wedding "for sale" page:


1. I can't read these signs.
2. Bless Your Tits?
3. Please mustache some treats for later...?
4. Chevron....
5. SIGNS


edit, because HTML

levioosa

 

purplepinkcupcake said:

I'd like to share another photo I found while browsing a Facebook Wedding "for sale" page:


1. I can't read these signs.
2. Bless Your Tits?
3. Please mustache some treats for later...?
4. Chevron....
5. SIGNS


edit, because HTML

OMG.  That mustache one is so gross.

It says: Please flavor savor some treats for later. 

Ewww. 

larrygaga

levioosa said:

 

purplepinkcupcake said:

I'd like to share another photo I found while browsing a Facebook Wedding "for sale" page:


1. I can't read these signs.
2. Bless Your Tits?
3. Please mustache some treats for later...?
4. Chevron....
5. SIGNS


edit, because HTML

OMG.  That mustache one is so gross.

It says: Please flavor savor some treats for later. 

Ewww. 

How the fuck did you get that

levioosa

larrygaga said:

levioosa said:

 

purplepinkcupcake said:

I'd like to share another photo I found while browsing a Facebook Wedding "for sale" page:


1. I can't read these signs.
2. Bless Your Tits?
3. Please mustache some treats for later...?
4. Chevron....
5. SIGNS


edit, because HTML

OMG.  That mustache one is so gross.

It says: Please flavor savor some treats for later. 

Ewww. 

How the fuck did you get that

Have you never heard of a mustache being referred to as a "flavor savor" before?  I was like, "No, it can't be!"  But then I realized it rhymed, and that is what our world has come to.  "Please treats for later" makes zero sense.  Throwing the flavor savor in there makes more sense, but it's still stupid if that's what they're trying to do.  

bethsmiles

levioosa said:

larrygaga said:

levioosa said:

 

purplepinkcupcake said:

I'd like to share another photo I found while browsing a Facebook Wedding "for sale" page:


1. I can't read these signs.
2. Bless Your Tits?
3. Please mustache some treats for later...?
4. Chevron....
5. SIGNS


edit, because HTML

OMG.  That mustache one is so gross.

It says: Please flavor savor some treats for later. 

Ewww. 

How the fuck did you get that

Have you never heard of a mustache being referred to as a "flavor savor" before?  I was like, "No, it can't be!"  But then I realized it rhymed, and that is what our world has come to.  "Please treats for later" makes zero sense.  Throwing the flavor savor in there makes more sense, but it's still stupid if that's what they're trying to do.  

I thought it was Please "stash" some treat for later...I have never heard of this "flavor savor" thing before.

larrygaga

levioosa said:

larrygaga said:

levioosa said:

 

purplepinkcupcake said:

I'd like to share another photo I found while browsing a Facebook Wedding "for sale" page:


1. I can't read these signs.
2. Bless Your Tits?
3. Please mustache some treats for later...?
4. Chevron....
5. SIGNS


edit, because HTML

OMG.  That mustache one is so gross.

It says: Please flavor savor some treats for later. 

Ewww. 

How the fuck did you get that

Have you never heard of a mustache being referred to as a "flavor savor" before?  I was like, "No, it can't be!"  But then I realized it rhymed, and that is what our world has come to.  "Please treats for later" makes zero sense.  Throwing the flavor savor in there makes more sense, but it's still stupid if that's what they're trying to do.  

I guess I have but it's so obscure I never thought about it! You're just a genius. \

Sherlock. 

MollyandD

larrygaga said:

levioosa said:

larrygaga said:

levioosa said:

 

purplepinkcupcake said:

I'd like to share another photo I found while browsing a Facebook Wedding "for sale" page:


1. I can't read these signs.
2. Bless Your Tits?
3. Please mustache some treats for later...?
4. Chevron....
5. SIGNS


edit, because HTML

OMG.  That mustache one is so gross.

It says: Please flavor savor some treats for later. 

Ewww. 

How the fuck did you get that

Have you never heard of a mustache being referred to as a "flavor savor" before?  I was like, "No, it can't be!"  But then I realized it rhymed, and that is what our world has come to.  "Please treats for later" makes zero sense.  Throwing the flavor savor in there makes more sense, but it's still stupid if that's what they're trying to do.  

I guess I have but it's so obscure I never thought about it! You're just a genius. \

Sherlock. 

I'm going to have to disagree and go with the person who said it means "please stash some treats for later."

This is too gross, and I honestly don't think it's what the couple meant. 

Well it won't show the link I tried to post. Look up flavor savor in urbandictionary.com. 

Kahlyla

Wouldn't it have to be flavour saver - as in "saving" it for later? In any case, I agree it's probably meant to be "stash" ('stache).

[Deleted User]

I can't believe I missed that..."Stache" some treats for later...

Still stupid as all fuck though...

levioosa

Kahlyla said:

Wouldn't it have to be flavour saver - as in "saving" it for later? In any case, I agree it's probably meant to be "stash" ('stache).

That makes more sense.  And yeah, saver.  I was a little out of it last night. I hate mustaches so it's still gross to me.  

Kahlyla

levioosa said:

Kahlyla said:

Wouldn't it have to be flavour saver - as in "saving" it for later? In any case, I agree it's probably meant to be "stash" ('stache).

That makes more sense.  And yeah, saver.  I was a little out of it last night. I hate mustaches so it's still gross to me.  

Hehe - I didn't mean to snark on a typo or anything, I was just extra confused at first. I always joke when my husband has a crumb or something in his beard that he's "saving it for later", lol.

antoto

So I was looking for some ideas for my 1 year anniversary.  These are a few of my least favorite things.

Pretty sure these people don't even play Scrabble: 

Banner AND heart hands:

Holding up a chalk board sign really awkwardly while kissing:

Hey honey, let's set up a weirdly elaborate picnic in the park.  Not to enjoy food, just to pose, because why WOULDN'T we have a side table outdoors?  SO tired of picnic photo shoots:

I seriously don't understand why you want to pay a lot of money to someone to take a professional picture of you with your head chopped off.:

This trend of people being photographed while holding photographs is just too Inception for me:

I could keep going, but I'll stop for now.  I've actually loved using Pinterest for a LOT of things.  Confession:  Mostly alcohol.  But the wedding sections of Pinterest are dark and deadly places.

princessgracekelly

These are all pretty contrived, but I think in the heart-hand/banner one the husband was caught in the act of trying to run away.

thisismynickname2

antoto said:

So I was looking for some ideas for my 1 year anniversary.  These are a few of my least favorite things.

Pretty sure these people don't even play Scrabble: 

Banner AND heart hands:

Holding up a chalk board sign really awkwardly while kissing:

Hey honey, let's set up a weirdly elaborate picnic in the park.  Not to enjoy food, just to pose, because why WOULDN'T we have a side table outdoors?  SO tired of picnic photo shoots:

I seriously don't understand why you want to pay a lot of money to someone to take a professional picture of you with your head chopped off.:

This trend of people being photographed while holding photographs is just too Inception for me:

I could keep going, but I'll stop for now.  I've actually loved using Pinterest for a LOT of things.  Confession:  Mostly alcohol.  But the wedding sections of Pinterest are dark and deadly places.

The side-table picnic reminds me of people at Ravinia. Any other Chicago-area knotties may know the reference--- those people go over the top with picnics! 

Great reference with Inception, hahaha.  

hellohkb

purplepinkcupcake said:

I'd like to share another photo I found while browsing a Facebook Wedding "for sale" page:


1. I can't read these signs.
2. Bless Your Tits?
3. Please mustache some treats for later...?
4. Chevron....
5. SIGNS


edit, because HTML

Bless your farts?? Really??

gingerchick1226

@Marzipan13 Sorry I'm late to the party, but I'm fairly new to the Knot.  This had me laughing so hard at my desk, I was crying.

arrrghmatey

thisismynickname said:

antoto said:

So I was looking for some ideas for my 1 year anniversary.  These are a few of my least favorite things.

Pretty sure these people don't even play Scrabble: 

Banner AND heart hands:

Holding up a chalk board sign really awkwardly while kissing:

Hey honey, let's set up a weirdly elaborate picnic in the park.  Not to enjoy food, just to pose, because why WOULDN'T we have a side table outdoors?  SO tired of picnic photo shoots:

I seriously don't understand why you want to pay a lot of money to someone to take a professional picture of you with your head chopped off.:

This trend of people being photographed while holding photographs is just too Inception for me:

I could keep going, but I'll stop for now.  I've actually loved using Pinterest for a LOT of things.  Confession:  Mostly alcohol.  But the wedding sections of Pinterest are dark and deadly places.

The side-table picnic reminds me of people at Ravinia. Any other Chicago-area knotties may know the reference--- those people go over the top with picnics! 

Great reference with Inception, hahaha.  

How many guys out there actually enjoy doing this shit?? And I mean actually says "Yes honey, I'd love to pose in cheesy over-the-top scenes with you! Whoopie!"

Hell, I'm a girl and *I* don't even want to do this stuff!