TK confessions?

maratea

I really don't have a dog in this poop battle because I don't like prunes either. I eat lots of kale so I'm pretty good.

lbarr088

I don't like Benefiber.  It freaks me out...  how does it have NO flavor?  Honestly, I don't even need any of what we mentioned.  Just give me a cup of coffee...wham bam.  

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Dude how can Benefiber freak you out because it has no flavor?  The no flavor thing is the BEST PART.  It is UN-DETECTABLE.

Lol, I brought some with me to Cali last time I went and my grandma sneaks that stuff in my grandpa's food all the time now.  So hilarious.

Nebb

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[QUOTE]I don't like Benefiber.  It freaks me out...  how does it have NO flavor?  Honestly, I don't even need any of what we mentioned.  Just give me a cup of coffee...wham bam.  
Posted by lbarr088[/QUOTE]
My husband is like that! he always has to poop after a coffee. So weird!

lbarr088

AATB, TBH I don't really know.  It just does.  I'd rather taste the sweet taste of poopy prunes then no taste at all.  

ETA: And I get that you mix it in with things that have a "taste."  I just like prunes DAMMIT!

Nebb

benefiber gave me wicked bad gas (if taken in the morning) so I started taking it at night. I still dont prefer it over my lots of water/veggies route though. It honestly makes me really upset though when I dont poop right so I guess I can understand peoples desire to eat prunes. Pooping is important.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I am not a regular coffee drinker but yeah after I have a cup... it's on like donkey kong, man.

Whenever we talk about poop (I love how this is a thing here) I always get reminded of my uncle's post-gall-bladder-removal pooping emergency stories.  I die, I laugh so hard.

september's bride

Wait, AATB - so is it really true that you can mix it into a glass of water and TRULY not taste it? I don't know anyone who uses it, so I'm quite curious.

lbarr088

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[QUOTE]I am not a regular coffee drinker but yeah after I have a cup... it's on like donkey kong, man. <strong>Whenever we talk about poop (I love how this is a thing here) I always get reminded of my uncle's post-gall-bladder-removal pooping emergency stories.  I die, I laugh so hard.</strong>
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

<div>Well, now you have to share.</div>

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]Wait, AATB - so is it really true that you can mix it into a glass of water and TRULY not taste it? I don't know anyone who uses it, so I'm quite curious.
Posted by september's bride[/QUOTE]


IT IS TRUE.  Sometimes you might see a couple little flakes of it but you can't taste it at all.

maratea

Coffee and alcohol are almost too wonderful in their laxative capabilities for me. So I have given up both, for the most part.

Nebb

I think the world would be a better place if everyone talked about poop more often. We need to remove the stigma around pooping, once and for all.

cardmonsta

You guys.

I love talking about pooping.

Nebb

I dont understand how coffee makes one poop. From mouth to butt is a very long distance so how does it DO it?

lbarr088

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[QUOTE]<strong>Coffee and alcohol are almost too wonderful in their laxative capabilities for me.</strong> So I have given up both, for the most part.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

<div>Not so much on the booze but coffee can be a doozy for me.  I can't drink Dunkins.  Other coffee I can drink but it's only a matter of time until the "wave." </div><div>
</div><div>  Yeah, "everybody runs on Dunkins"... to the damn toilet!</div>

ricksang

We should rename this board thepoopperiod brides board.

Nebb

we like to TALK about poop and periods, but we dont condone PLAYING with poop and periods. Lets just get that straight.

cardmonsta

I'd be willing to say that at least 1/3 of my job revolves around pooping.

maratea

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[QUOTE]I dont understand how coffee makes one poop. From mouth to butt is a very long distance so how does it DO it?
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
"Coffee is also a powerful stimulant for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peristalsis" title="Peristalsis" rel="nofollow">peristalsis</a> and is sometimes considered to prevent <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constipation" title="Constipation" rel="nofollow">constipation</a>. However, coffee can also cause excessively loose <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation" title="Defecation" rel="nofollow">bowel movements</a>. The stimulative effect of coffee consumption on the colon is found in both caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee."

But that's from Wikipedia so who knows how accurate it is.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TK confessions? : Well, now you have to share.
Posted by lbarr088[/QUOTE]

I've shared them here before so some will be familiar with them - but yeah, they are hilarious and worth sharing again.

My uncle is in his mid 40s and had his gall bladder out a couple years ago.  He lives in Rancho Mirage (Palm Springs area), CA and is on the road a lot for his job. 

The first story, he was en route back to Rancho Mirage and he was in the middle of the desert, when he got the urge to poop.  In the months following gall bladder removal, when you have to poop, you better get it taken care of fast because if you don't, you will shiit yourself.  It is not something you can control.  It will happen.  So he's panicking because there are no rest stops close by and he's got to go.  He pulls over on the side of the freeway and walks far off into the distance, and found a desert bush big enough for him to hide behind so he could poop there.  Well, after he got done taking care of business - he looked up, and right above his head was a large hornets nest with tons of hornets swarming around.  He got out of there okay but says all he could imagine when he first saw it was visions of him getting stung hundreds of times on his ass.

The second one, he was again, driving - through LA, and had to poop.  This time he figured he'd just get off the first exit and find a gas station, no big deal.  The first exit he gets off turns out to be no where near any gas station, but leads him straight into a really bad neighborhood in south central LA.  He's starting to freak out because he has GOT to go, NOW, or else there will be poop all over his wife's Mercedes.  Resigning to the fact that he has to take care of this immediately, he parks his car and walks up to the nearest house.  Heh as no idea what he's going to say to whoever answers the door, but he has to poop.  It was all he could think about.  But, no one came to the door.  <em>He then rushes down the porch and goes between the house and the one next door, drops trou and shiits right there.  On the grass.  In the yard.</em>  And then high-tailed it out of there like a bat out of hell.

There has got to be wanted signs out there in that neighborhood for him.  WANTED.  Guy who poops in a yard.

NicoleSahara

Ricks! This is strange, but I had a dream about you after the thread about your sis' friend possibly stealing the donations. You went on Maury Povich and confronted her about it on the show. I was watching on TV and was like "I KNOW HER!! GO RICKS!!" You knocked your chair over getting up to go bitch her out when she came on stage, and then you were all in her face yelling at her.

KateJ10

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TK confessions? : IT IS TRUE.  Sometimes you might see a couple little flakes of it but you can't taste it at all.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

I made the mistake of making a metamucil/fiber type powder in my water and I waited a bit before I drank it- and my water became a solid blob. I was weirded out!

lbarr088

AATB.... 

ricksang

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[QUOTE]Ricks! This is strange, but I had a dream about you after the thread about your sis' friend possibly stealing the donations. You went on Maury Povich and confronted her about it on the show. I was watching on TV and was like "I KNOW HER!! GO RICKS!!" You knocked your chair over getting up to go bitch her out when she came on stage, and then you were all in her face yelling at her.
Posted by NicoleSahara[/QUOTE]
OMG I wish this really happened! Actually though, I am taking your's and a lurker's advice about catching her in the act!

Nebb

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TK confessions? : I've shared them here before so some will be familiar with them - but yeah, they are hilarious and worth sharing again. My uncle is in his mid 40s and had his gall bladder out a couple years ago.  He lives in Rancho Mirage (Palm Springs area), CA and is on the road a lot for his job.  The first story, he was en route back to Rancho Mirage and he was in the middle of the desert, when he got the urge to poop.  In the months following gall bladder removal, when you have to poop, you better get it taken care of fast because if you don't, you will shiit yourself.  It is not something you can control.  It will happen.  So he's panicking because there are no rest stops close by and he's got to go.  He pulls over on the side of the freeway and walks far off into the distance, and found a desert bush big enough for him to hide behind so he could poop there.  Well, after he got done taking care of business - he looked up, and right above his head was a large hornets nest with tons of hornets swarming around.  He got out of there okay but says all he could imagine when he first saw it was visions of him getting stung hundreds of times on his ass. The second one, he was again, driving - through LA, and had to poop.  This time he figured he'd just get off the first exit and find a gas station, no big deal.  The first exit he gets off turns out to be no where near any gas station, but leads him straight into a really bad neighborhood in south central LA.  He's starting to freak out because he has GOT to go, NOW, or else there will be poop all over his wife's Mercedes.  Resigning to the fact that he has to take care of this immediately, he parks his car and walks up to the nearest house.  Heh as no idea what he's going to say to whoever answers the door, but he has to poop.  It was all he could think about.  But, no one came to the door.  He then rushes down the porch and goes between the house and the one next door, drops trou and shiits right there.  On the grass.  In the yard.   And then high-tailed it out of there like a bat out of hell. There has got to be wanted signs out there in that neighborhood for him.  WANTED.  Guy who poops in a yard.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
Your uncle is my hobo!!!!

NicoleSahara

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TK confessions? : OMG I wish this really happened! Actually though, I am taking your's and a lurker's advice about catching her in the act!
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

I hope you can bust her if she really is doing that. THEN you can get all up in her face :)

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TK confessions? : Your uncle is my hobo!!!!
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

The serial pooping businessman... coming to a neighborhood near you!!!

ricksang

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TK confessions? : I hope you can bust her if she really is doing that. THEN you can get all up in her face :)
Posted by NicoleSahara[/QUOTE]
Heh!  I don't think I will be getting in her face, she is about 200 pounds and a lot taller than me BUT I will let the law get all up in her face lol :P

Bkseller13

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[QUOTE]I wish I could read AATB's crazy wedding dress threads. 
Posted by Megbo2012[/QUOTE]

Only if you have HOURS to read.  She was/is the queen of the HOLY CRAP THIS IS LONG posts.  But, we love her anyway.

NicoleSahara

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TK confessions? : Heh!  I don't think I will be getting in her face, she is about 200 pounds and a lot taller than me BUT I will let the law get all up in her face lol :P
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

Eh, I got your back. I'm not even close to 200 lbs but I can be a feisty crazy bitch when I need to be ;) ha maybe you're right, we'll let the law take care of her. Keep us posted on what happens.