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specialk84

I am cracking myself up with the mental image of pregnant DJ kicking kindergarten teacher Chelsea's ass. In my mind, DJ will incorporate animal skins into her battle outfit. Chelsea will show up in camo to try to hide from her.

specialk84

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : How could she be putting it succinctly about a flask? I don't even see a post about a flask (surprise surprise about that w/ TK as it is) so it was easy for me to assume that it about you agreeing about me. But youc an't blame me because I still stand behind what I said.  Other than today then (my apologies if I was wrong), my statement stil holds true. So please don't pat me on the head like I'm this silly little girl.  Even if today wasn't the case, every other time was.
Posted by chelseamb11[/QUOTE]

<div>Dude. She's fuckiing with you.</div>

JessAndTrav

I took a nap for like, not even 2 hours and this thread literally doubled in size.

Unpopular, apparently, but I like TOMS shoes, and I'm ok with that.

I tried to get through the spider talk as fast as possible, but damn you bitches talked about that for a long time.

I think that the censorship on TK is stupid. And while I am not planning a wedding, I do have friends that are, and one of my friends just started advertising her makeup company with TK because I was telling her about it, so suck on that, TK. I brought you some business.

dmiller9274

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[QUOTE]I am cracking myself up with the mental image of pregnant DJ kicking kindergarten teacher Chelsea's ass. In my mind, DJ will incorporate animal skins into her battle outfit. Chelsea will show up in camo to try to hide from her.
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]
I kind of want to draw this in Paint. 

specialk84

My OOT bags were the shitt. The FG got her own bag with a lifetime supply of bubbles. She had a blast.

Rosie109

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[QUOTE]Hahaha Rosie, it's not showing up, so it looks like you want a message board devoted to Mr. Rosie.
Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]

hehe

I mean HIM

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ahhhitsshannyn

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : How could she be putting it succinctly about a flask? I don't even see a post about a flask (surprise surprise about that w/ TK as it is) so it was easy for me to assume that it about you agreeing about me. But youc an't blame me because I still stand behind what I said.  Other than today then (my apologies if I was wrong), my statement stil holds true. So please don't pat me on the head like I'm this silly little girl.  Even if today wasn't the case, every other time was.
Posted by chelseamb11[/QUOTE]

Oh good to know you still don't understand sarcasm.

baystateapple

I was asked not to have bathroom baskets by the hotel staff.  There was no direct bathroom attached to the ballroom of the hotel, so the only bathroom was down the hall and was used by other hotel patrons.  Apparently former brides had gotten irate that other people besides their guests were using the bathroom baskets, so the hotel staff advised us not to do it (less hassle for them).

How the F did these brides even know that other patrons were using their bathroom baskets?  Furthermore, why did they care?  Beats fuuuuuck out of me. 

Habs2Hart

If we'd had bubbles at our wedding, my nieces would have flipped out and harassed all the guests all night to blow them bubbles. 

Stackeye210

Chels is holier than thou, she can now give church approved blow jobs bringing her man one step closer to Jesus!

musicalsunlight

lolol what is offensive about the word shotss?

specialk84

I can count on one hand the number of times something on TK has made me laugh so hard I had trouble breathing. DJ's story about the animal skins made that list.

chelseamb11

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[QUOTE]I just.... never mind.   Yes, I was agreeing with you about Chels, Special. Not the flask. My last post was a joke. And I don't care if you think I flame you too much.  I think you're a terrible combination of ignorant, naive, and needy, so I find a lot to flame.   Good for you that you don't care anymore. Special, I'll borrow the animal skins from my MIL and SIL's crazy decorating schemes. ;)
Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]

You must have turned your sarcasm font off then DJ. Sorry I can't read your intent between TK eating posts and whatnot.

Okay, we get it, you like to flame me. I just think it's getting old.  You keep accusing me of needing attention, yet you bring more attention to me nowadays than I do to myself.

baystateapple

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[QUOTE]lolol what is offensive about the word shotss?
Posted by musicalsunlight[/QUOTE]
What the fuuuuuuck?

Okay, I'm out.  Not because of the swearing, but because my shift is over.  Have a good time, guys.  I'll think of you at the trashiest Jack and Jill ever tonight.

Rosie109

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[QUOTE]Bay - It would be devoted to Rosie, because she is megareg. 
Posted by Habs2Hart[/QUOTE]

KISS THE RINGS BITCHES

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : How could she be putting it succinctly about a flask? I don't even see a post about a flask (surprise surprise about that w/ TK as it is) so it was easy for me to assume that it about you agreeing about me. But youc an't blame me because I still stand behind what I said.  Other than today then (my apologies if I was wrong), my statement stil holds true. So please don't pat me on the head <strong>like I'm this silly little girl.</strong>  Even if today wasn't the case, every other time was.
Posted by chelseamb11[/QUOTE]

If the shoe fits...

Not that I would know anything about that.  Everyone knows my wedding shoes didn't fit.

chelseamb11

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : I kind of want to draw this in Paint. 
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

Do it. That'd be hilarious

adamar15

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[QUOTE]Hahaha Rosie, it's not showing up, so it looks like you want a message board devoted to Mr. Rosie.
Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]

I would frequent that board.

specialk84

Bay, the bride wants to keep all those extra tampons. Duh.

We did not do bathroom baskets because MIL would have just taken the whole basket to her car as soon as she saw it.

J&K10910

You can't say shot.s, but you can say blow job?  Excellent work, TK.  Excellent fuckkiinngg work.

Rosie109

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[QUOTE]Bay, the bride wants to keep all those extra tampons. Duh. We did not do bathroom baskets because MIL would have just taken the whole basket to her car as soon as she saw it.
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

I fcking hate your MIL. for reals.

Habs2Hart

You can't say shot.s, but we can still say Fucked.


Get fucked TK.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]Bay, the bride wants to keep all those extra tampons. Duh. We did not do bathroom baskets because MIL would have just taken the whole basket to her car as soon as she saw it.
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

I'm s orry, m'dear, but I just had a hilarious visual of her smuggling a bathroom basket under her dress, and running out all Mission Impossible style (back flat against the wall, peering around the corner, darting from tree to tree...)

Lizzieyounce

I just remembered that some bride on some thread was considering not having hand lotion in the bathroom baskets for the mens room, because she thought the guys would use the lotion to flog their logs in said bathroom, at said wedding.

I can't stop laughing at the stupidity.

J&K10910

I hereby request an official list of banned words.  Straight from the horse's mouth, sil vous plait.  LILLI?

ahhhitsshannyn

OMG chels is seriously killing me with "not able to read intent." WHAT IS FUCCKING NEW.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Lol, I can't wait to tell my mom that she's failing at life.
Posted by angelstar975[/QUOTE]

I kind of want to do this too. Every time I cuss on FB she responds to me like a normal person, then says *language* at the end like I'm a 5 year-old.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]I just remembered that some bride on some thread was considering not having hand lotion in the bathroom baskets for the mens room, because she thought the guys would use the lotion to flog their logs in said bathroom, at said wedding. I can't stop laughing at the stupidity.
Posted by Lizzieyounce[/QUOTE]

I can't even fathom why that would come to mind as a top-of-the-con-list concern. 

specialk84

Also in the DJ/Chels throwdown, the following exchange would likely happen:

Chels: Are you going to hit me?

DJ: No. Of course not.

Chels: Ok. (sits dow to read a hunting magazine)

DJ: It's sarcasm, bitchh (slugs Chels)

calixtine

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[QUOTE]I just remembered that some bride on some thread was considering not having hand lotion in the bathroom baskets for the mens room, because she thought the guys would use the lotion to flog their logs in said bathroom, at said wedding. I can't stop laughing at the stupidity.
Posted by Lizzieyounce[/QUOTE]

Yes, because all men are instantly overcome with the urge to masturbate when lotion is provided in a public restroom.  What kind of family did this bride grow up in?