FFF

ahhhitsshannyn

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[QUOTE]I just remembered that some bride on some thread was considering not having hand lotion in the bathroom baskets for the mens room, because she thought the guys would use the lotion to flog their logs in said bathroom, at said wedding. I can't stop laughing at the stupidity.
Posted by Lizzieyounce[/QUOTE]

WHAT!? This is fuckking hilarious. Everyone knows that male skin NEVER needs lotions anywhere other than their dong.

Lizzieyounce

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : I can't even fathom why that would come to mind as a top-of-the-con-list concern. 
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

<div>I can't imagine what sort of friends she and her FI have, if this is what she's concerned about.</div>

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]Also in the DJ/Chels throwdown, the following exchange would likely happen: Chels: Are you going to hit me? DJ: No. Of course not. Chels: Ok. (sits dow to read a hunting magazine) DJ: It's sarcasm, bitchh (slugs Chels)
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

And then later:

[Chelsea is laying on the ground]
Chels:  Are you done?
DJ:  Absolutely.  Forever and ever.
Chels:  Great [gets up and starts to walk away]
DJ: [sucker punch to the back of the head]  HAHAHHAHA YOU STILL DON'T GET IT.

Stackeye210

Guys be nice. It can't be a fun Friday sitting at your computer making up random combinations of curse words. Oh wait, that'd be effing awesome!

chelseamb11

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[QUOTE]Also in the DJ/Chels throwdown, the following exchange would likely happen: Chels: Are you going to hit me? DJ: No. Of course not. Chels: Ok. (sits dow to read a hunting magazine) DJ: It's sarcasm, bitchh (slugs Chels)
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

I hate so much that this is probably true. I wish I could read sarcasm. 

calixtine

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[QUOTE]Also in the DJ/Chels throwdown, the following exchange would likely happen: Chels: Are you going to hit me? DJ: No. Of course not. Chels: Ok. (sits dow to read a hunting magazine) DJ: It's sarcasm, bitchh (slugs Chels)
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

Maybe we should change this to a battle of wits a la the princess bride. 

specialk84

Wait, you guys don't get off in public bathrooms?

Guys, I hate my MIL, too. Thank you for making me feel like a rational human being.

Habs2Hart

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Yes, <strong>because all men are instantly overcome with the urge to masturbate when lotion is provided in a public restroom.</strong>  What kind of family did this bride grow up in?
Posted by calixtine[/QUOTE]

Who isn't? 



















...

Stackeye210

I thought men flogged logs before leaving the house. Free hair gel and all

JessAndTrav

We can't say SHOTSSS?! What about SHOT?

In other news, did i mention that I just went to France? Look at the picture I have to prove it.

dumdumfroggie

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[QUOTE]I just remembered that some bride on some thread was considering not having hand lotion in the bathroom baskets for the mens room, because she thought the guys would use the lotion to flog their logs in said bathroom, at said wedding. I can't stop laughing at the stupidity.
Posted by Lizzieyounce[/QUOTE]

<div>Well, weddings are about love.  Self-love would fit right in there.</div><div>
</div><div>
</div><div>
</div><div>No, ew gross.</div>

Nebb

dmills and rosie, you two crack my shite up. So does djhar.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]<strong>Wait, you guys don't get off in public bathrooms?</strong> Guys, I hate my MIL, too. Thank you for making me feel like a rational human being.
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

Well, I'm not saying I do, but if I did, I'd probably bring my own lubricant.  Everyone knows you can't trust a liquid in a public bathroom.

specialk84

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Maybe we should change this to a battle of wits a la the princess bride. 
Posted by calixtine[/QUOTE]

<div>You just want Chelsea to lose, don't you?</div>

Rosie109

It wouldn't be a fcking posting fight chels. you wouldn't read the words as she spoke them.

chelseamb11

Shot isn't even a swear word. It's a happy word.
Nobody is happy being handed a hsit or a ufck.
Many, however, are very happy to be handed a shot.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]We can't say SHOTSSS?! What about SHOT? In other news, did i mention that I just went to France? Look at the picture I have to prove it.
Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]

So, I can say "I shot up the place with my 10mm,"  but I can't say "look at all these great shot.s my photog got of my bride panties"?

Lizzieyounce

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : WHAT!? This is fuckking hilarious. Everyone knows that male skin NEVER needs lotions anywhere other than their dong.
Posted by ahhhitsshannyn[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>I'm having lotion in the baskets for both sexes. Should I put a little tag that says "not for masturbatory purposes" on the neck of the bottle? Or maybe post a sign on the mirror, or the stall doors?</div><div>
</div><div>Or a pick of a d*ck with a hand wrapped around it in a big red circle with a slash through it?  JIC some can't read.</div>

Nebb

Maybe they blocked shotss because its close to shitss?

jennamarie10

omg, J's second interaction between Chels and DJ cracked me up. good one.

dumdumfroggie

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : I'm having lotion in the baskets for both sexes. Should I put a little tag that says "not for masturbatory purposes" on the neck of the bottle? Or maybe post a sign on the mirror, or the stall doors? Or a pick of a d*ck with a hand wrapped around it in a big red circle with a slash through it?  JIC some can't read.
Posted by Lizzieyounce[/QUOTE]

<div>DED</div>

Habs2Hart

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : I'm having lotion in the baskets for both sexes. Should I put a little tag that says "not for masturbatory purposes" on the neck of the bottle? Or maybe post a sign on the mirror, or the stall doors? Or a pick of a d*ck with a hand wrapped around it in a big red circle with a slash through it?  JIC some can't read.
Posted by Lizzieyounce[/QUOTE]

Yes, and post a picture. 

dmiller9274

I realize you guys don't work with me, and have no idea how much Paint talent I have, but I'm pretty sure my sweet skills are why they keep me around. 

specialk84

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : I'm having lotion in the baskets for both sexes. Should I put a little tag that says "not for masturbatory purposes" on the neck of the bottle? Or maybe post a sign on the mirror, or the stall doors? Or a pick of a d*ck with a hand wrapped around it in a big red circle with a slash through it?  JIC some can't read.
Posted by Lizzieyounce[/QUOTE]

<div>Full of win.</div>

Stackeye210

Itchesbay won't uckingfay take away pig Latin! HITSAY!

Rosie109

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[QUOTE]We can't say SHOTSSS?! What about SHOT?<strong> In other news, did i mention that I just went to France? Look at the picture I have to prove it.</strong>
Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]

For some reason this reminds of my SIL's bf tagging himself in different iconic places.. Like oh look here I am checking in in las vegas look at me go I am checking in at big ben watch out world I am know in Paris IN ONLY A MATTER OF HOURS. how clever I am.

JessAndTrav

If I had a nickel for every time I caught a guy jerking it in a public RR that provided lotion...






I wouldn't even  have a nickel.

I'm sure it's happened before, but I highly doubt that it's a problem. H always says that men's RRs are disgusting.

It's kind of like that episode of Friends when Monica says to Chandler, "You know, I've always found men's restrooms to be really....sexual, haven't you?"

And he says, "No, and if I did, I don't think that we would be together."

I just don't think that the men's RR is their top choice of places to beat it.

Rosie109

Lizzie you would need something for the sight impaired as well.

specialk84

DMill, I love you. Seriously.

Habs2Hart

That's a bloody work of art, that's what that is.