TELL ME ABOUT A TIME A CHILD RUINED YOUR WEDDING!!!

crfische · April 2011

Birdie, I'm sure they'll have other business engagements?

Nah, you're screwed.

Birdie1483 · April 2011

Every time I hear about a magic bullet, I think people are referring to a dildo.

ahebert159 · April 2011

Wow, I think I would go crazy with that many... and I love kids

laladypoet · April 2011

that's not what my mom said. worst margarita ever.

barbie92 · April 2011

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[QUOTE]Dude, right now we have 65 kids on the invitation list. SIXTY-FIVE! I don't even really like kids. I"m hoping most of them can't make it.
Posted by Birdie1483[/QUOTE
I love kids but wowza that is a lot.

Birdie1483 · April 2011

I'm really hoping their parents want an adults night out for our wedding.

ahebert159 · April 2011

Definitely time for the margaritas

crfische · April 2011

It's cute that your mom was trying to spare your feelings.

adamar15 · April 2011

This thread has been a combination of nodding, eye-rolling, and snorting.

Love it.

cengle · April 2011

Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to meeeeeeeeee.

Birdie1483 · April 2011

Does it make me a bad person to hope that some of FI's distant cousins don't come with their 4-5 kids a piece because they can't afford the plane tickets?

Yeah I said that out loud. I'm a bad person.

hlq2011 · April 2011

Aww, Fischy, thanks!

crfische · April 2011

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

MEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

AbbeyS2011 · April 2011

Sounds good - I want a double please!

The bedroom kind is the Silver Bullet, I think. My FSIL sells Touch of Romance. She is creative - carrys around the display in a large gun case.

I was LOLing about the drunken sex. In my house drunk= no sex.

Birdie1483 · April 2011

I once got way over ambitious at a Pure Romance party

laladypoet · April 2011

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[QUOTE]It's cute that your mom was trying to spare your feelings.
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]
is "your feelings" another one of your dirty sex toy drinks?

ahebert159 · April 2011

Does it make me a bad person to hope that some of FI's distant cousins don't come with their 4-5 kids a piece because they can't afford the plane tickets?

Yeah I said that out loud. I'm a bad person. Birdie1483

Definitely not!

laladypoet · April 2011

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[QUOTE]This thread has been a combination of nodding, eye-rolling, and snorting. Love it.
Posted by adamar15[/QUOTE]
who were you nodding with? this is very important.
toooo meeeee

andy71781 · April 2011

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[QUOTE]Every time I hear about a magic bullet, I think people are referring to a dildo.
Posted by Birdie1483[/QUOTE]

Thank you for validating the thoughts I keep inside.

crfische · April 2011

Ask your mom. She knows.

MrsMack10612 · April 2011

We are only having one child at our wedding - the FG. She is one of my BM's daughter and my goddaughter (she'll be 7).

As a general rule - we don't like kids, and don't want them there. I have no concerns about anyone ruining anything.

I also completely accept the fact that I have some cousins and possible friends that will decline to come becasue we are not inviting their children.

laladypoet · April 2011

let her out of the basement every once in awhile so I can talk to her and I will. it's so sad, really. she dumps you and you kidnap her. I thought you were better than that, fish.

Birdie1483 · April 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TELL ME ABOUT A TIME A CHILD RUINED YOUR WEDDING!!! : Thank you for validating the thoughts I keep inside.
Posted by andy71781[/QUOTE]

The inventor of this product clearly doesn't get down in the bedroom

adamar15 · April 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TELL ME ABOUT A TIME A CHILD RUINED YOUR WEDDING!!! : who were you nodding with? this is very important. toooo meeeee
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

The sane people.

Beachy730 · April 2011

The magic bullet/silver bullet confusion is right up there with the confusion of the Rabbit wine opener/Rabbit vibrator. H and I had his old boss and his wife at our house one night, and I went to open a bottle of wine. I asked H to go get me the rabbit out of the drawer, and his boss' wife gave me the weirdest look, until H brought over the Rabbit wine opener. Clearly she has the other kind!

laladypoet · April 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TELL ME ABOUT A TIME A CHILD RUINED YOUR WEDDING!!! : The sane people.
Posted by adamar15[/QUOTE]
evasion. thy name is adamar15.

specialk84 · April 2011

I'm a little late to this, too, but I have some stories.

When I was three, I was a holy terror at my aunt and uncle's wedding. I'm not going to lie--I was the cutest thing to ever show up in a yellow sundress, and everyone wanted to take my picture. I hated having my picture taken, and I distinctly remember shrieking and raising hell. My uncle finally told me twenty years later that I was a total brat. Adorable, but obnoxious.

FI's cousin's kid runs around kicking other little boys in the balls. He thinks it's funny to make them cry. He also pushes them and punched one kid. His mom cannot be bothered to deal with him.

At our BM's wedding, his sister performed the ceremony. A bunch of children were running in circles around the WP (mostly children of the WP). In the middle of a reading about love and forgiveness, the officiant growled into the microphone, "Sit your asses down." Hilarious.

crfische · April 2011

I'm sorry your mom hasn't told you about the kinky stuff she's into.

We talked it over and thought it'd be best to keep it from you. Ya know. Spare you a bit.

I didn't mean to tell you this.

yes I did.

adamar15 · April 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TELL ME ABOUT A TIME A CHILD RUINED YOUR WEDDING!!! : evasion. thy name is adamar15.
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

:: shifty eyes ::

They'll never know...muahahaha.

But for real...I think most of the nodding was to Stacks and Emily.

laladypoet · April 2011

my mom cloned herself. you've actually been dating bitchlala'smom.
I didn't mean for you to find out this way.
yes I did.

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