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  • Isn't this the time when the talk turns to poop? Oh, wait. We covered that when we talked about bears.
  • anal sex it is then.

    The most embarassed I have ever seen my husband ever was the first time I met his cousin, who started loudly trying to convince H to give butt sex a try in the middle of our favorite bar.
  • If it exists, then someone on the interwebs has made it bacon flavored.
  • edited July 2012
    Ugh I had an entire post and it got erased. 

    Musu- (Now that I type this I wanted to tell you that none of this meant to be in an aggressive tone in any way.) At the beginning of this post you said that you thought I was lying when I said I didn't care about the SF thing. I never said that. I did care. She mentioned quite a few times that none of this bothered her.

    I was pissed about it. I had contacted her old sn in Feb because she had called someone's bluff on being able to find her IIRC. I found her and sent her a fb message saying it could be done and she should change her sn. I would have NEVER put the connection between her old sn and the new SF.

    SF has always bothered me with her holier than thou attitude while constantly bashing and degrading other people. I was never apart of the conversation so I didn't feel right to chime in and would have never said a word to her about it until she brought attention to who she was. When I found out she was the girl saying all kinds of vile shiiit about her sister and 'best friends' back in Feb, it was on. 

    She's constantly preaching about being a good Christian, but judges every. damn. person. I do admit that I probably took it too personal, but what's said is said. 
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    [QUOTE]anal sex it is then. The most embarassed I have ever seen my husband ever was the first time I met his cousin, who started loudly trying to convince H to give butt sex a try in the middle of our favorite bar.
    Posted by MyUserName1[/QUOTE]

    <div>Wait. Who was he supposed to try it with?</div>
  • Re: bear mace conversation My friend accidentally bear maced his girlfriend in the face in my dorm room when I was in college. She had to wash her face and such...and we coughed all night, but she was pretty much fine. I'm not defending what Steffi did...that was not so cool, but bear mace might not be quite as bad as people might be thinking it is.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Wait. Who was he supposed to try it with?
    Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

    <div>I'm not a hundred percent certain, but cousin kept trying to enlist my help in his argument, so I THINK with me.  But he was really, really, drunk, so it could go either way.</div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re:FFF : Yes, because likely the dog knew to just go wash his face, and he'd be fine. 
    Posted by Holly4212011[/QUOTE]

    Yeah that and ya know.... dogs don't have tear ducts. So they can't flush it out.
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    [QUOTE]Re: bear mace conversation My friend accidentally bear maced his girlfriend in the face in my dorm room when I was in college. She had to wash her face and such...and we coughed all night, but she was pretty much fine. I'm not defending what Steffi did...that was not so cool, but bear mace might not be quite as bad as people might be thinking it is.
    Posted by FutureMrsMDJahnke[/QUOTE]

    <div>Oh, ok. Glad to know it's not that bad. You won't mind anyone trying it on you then?</div>
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  • MyUserName1MyUserName1 member
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    edited July 2012
    She did GBCK.

    And the argument was about gay marriage.  SF thinks that gays should be allowed to vote though, so that's cool.  She's totally not homophobic.
  • Cooper howls like a banshee when he gets rained on. If someone sprayed bear mace in his face, I'd probably try to wash it off while my H chased someone with a baseball bat...or truck.

    Mace my dog, and you'd better hope you can run.
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    [QUOTE]She did GBCK. And the argument was about gay marriage. <strong> SF thinks that gays should be allowed to vote though, so that's cool. </strong> She's totally not homophobic.
    Posted by MyUserName1[/QUOTE]
    <div>
    </div><div>WTF?</div>
  • Did this just disappear for anyone else? My newest post just ended up on page 2.
  • My personal beef with her was that she always felt like she was better than everyone around her and says her judgements are perfectly fine because everyone sins. 
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  • Ok, this is supposed to have 672 response. WTH?
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  • Special is so mad, she's talking about herself in the third person.
  • In Response to Re:FFF:[QUOTE]In Response to Re:FFF:Yes, because likely the dog knew to just go wash his face, and he'd be fine.nbsp; Posted by Holly4212011[/QUOTE]

    Good point. I really wasn't trying to say it was okay, it is just what I think of whenever someone mentions bear mace. I remember being really surprised that it wasn't too bad for her and she was laughing about it within the hour. I guess dogs aren't really comparable to people, though. I shouldn't have brought it up, my apologies!
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  • LizzieyounceLizzieyounce member
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    edited July 2012
    Hi ladies...can I be a stupid Noob and ask for a run down of what I've missed. I'm dealing with a stoned daughter...see my NWR post in a thread above this...and I'm just trying to tune out the show tunes she's currently belting out.  She can sing, but not when she's stoned.  Apparently, as I found out the hard way today, she's like Kim Bassinger's character in Blind Date, on Novocane and Hydrocodone. 

    Who knew? It's her first time on both (she has never has a cavity and has never needed Novocane or Hydrocodone).


    EDIT: DO they make bacon flavored lube?  
  • I cannot imagine wanting to lick bacon flavored anything off of anyone, not even Channing Tatum.
  • I can't really wrap my mind around flavored lube, no matter the flavor.
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  • I guess I just don't get what you're supposed to do with it, or why it needs to be flavored. I mean, I get what you do with lube, just not what you do with flavored lube.
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    [QUOTE]I guess I just don't get what you're supposed to do with it, or why it needs to be flavored. I mean, I get what you do with lube, just not what you do with flavored lube.
    Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

    Maybe to make a BJ more appealing? Idk.
  • In Response to Re:FFF:[QUOTE]I guess I just don't get what you're supposed to do with it, or why it needs to be flavored. I mean, I get what you do with lube, just not what you do with flavored lube. Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

    Exactly what I was thinking... lube is something to make sexy time more slippery...not to be put in your mouth, even if some flavor is added!
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  • TMI, but years ago, H (then BF) and I were scrambling for a condom. All I could find were the ridiculous novelty condoms a friend gave me as a joke. They were flavored, colored, glow-in-the-dark, etc. H just grabbed one, and it turned out to be a yellow banana flavored one. We could not have sex because I was laughing so hard. The whole room smelled like fake banana.
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    [QUOTE]I think if someone (whoever it was) started a thread about prices just to basically brag about their ring value then it's douchey. <strong><u> But if it was just in someone else's thread or whatever then I don't care.</u></strong>  I don't think it's any more douchey to mention that it was $24k than for someone to mention that their ring was only $1k and think spending more than that is ridiculous.  There's often a double standard here compared to talking about budgets and it drives me insane.
    Posted by Beachy730[/QUOTE]

    This is exactly what it was.  I did not start that stupid thread.  I didnt even respond right away to it.  There was a big thread where some random poster (not a newb, just someone who doesnt post anymore) was asking what peoples rings cost.  This type of thread was more common back then.  I answered just like everyone else did, not thinking it would be a big deal.  Fishy didnt call me out for saying how much, she said something about cut and clarity or whatever and linked a listing on Blue Nile or something (dont remember, dont care).

    It was the one and only time in 4 years posting here that I ever mentioned anything about the price of something wedding related on here, and because I got a ton of ish for daring to say the price, Ill never do it again.

    I have never, and would never start a god damn thread about my wedding ring just to brag about the price. I already addressed it with Nates on SB because this thread had disappeared, but figured I would clarify here too. I dont like the insinuation that I would ever be an AW like that and start a thread just to brag. It really pisses me off if Im being honest that people would think that.
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  • Do you see more if you respond? Because this was a great FFF and I was on page 18 of 28 on Mobil. WTF.
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  • edited July 2012
    Wow. I Think my entire opinion of this website both skyrocketed to amazing heights (this thread is hilarious and informative) and plummeted to dismal depths (why the eff would people troll like that?!). Simultaneously. 

    My own contribution: There was a thread where a young bride was asking for advice on how to deal with a mother in denial, and someone jumped her case and started preaching at her about how she was too young to make that decision...and carried it on for FAR too long. That pissed me off and I had to try hard to give as civil a response as I did. 

    Also: banana colored and flavored condoms? Who could ever take that seriously? bahahaha!

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