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Things that people do not say

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What do people NEVER say?

Example:
"Wow, that Lean Cuisine sure was delicious. And filling."

I thought of this as I finished my ravioli Lean Cuisine.
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    cofkelcofkel member
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    Free cookies? I hate cookies, none for me.. sigh as one of my students just brought me oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. No. Self. Control.
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    I just love it when hubby gives me a good dutch oven.
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    buddysmom80buddysmom80 member
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    "Your mullet looks fantastic today! Who does your hair?"

    "This undercooked chicken tastes delicious!"

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    buddysmom80buddysmom80 member
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    @peekaboo2011 Why didn't I think of that one??? Hahahahaha

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    "why, yes!  you absolutely may have a few minutes of my time to discuss this amazing offer for magazine subscriptions!  let me grab a pen!"
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    buddysmom80buddysmom80 member
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    Oh, oh, oh I just overheard one at my work:

    "Sure, I'd LOVE to work this weekend!"

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    Doctor Who writers this season were amazing.
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    You'll never be subject to a cash bar, gap, potluck wedding, or b-list if you marry a Muppet Overlord.

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    haha @buddysmom80 I was just about to post:

    "I would LOVE to work late tonight.  My family can definitely starve."
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    buddysmom80buddysmom80 member
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    Oh this was also one that is work-related:

    "Suuuuure, let me work through this blizzard! I don't mind sleeping on the floor and eating fruit all weekend! Let me put on my snowsuit and tredge through 3' of snow to see you there!"

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    misshart00 said:


    zoberg said:

    "What an ugly kitten."




    "What an offensive kitten."

    Oh wait... @peledreamsofrain

    Tis true, my kittens are of the highest offensive pedigree, and people say this of them quite often.
    Don't make me mobilize OffensiveKitten

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    "OH goody, it's time to pay my car taxes!"

     

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    buddysmom80 said:

    "Your mullet looks fantastic today! Who does your hair?"

     

    I don't know.

     

    I'm from Kentucky and I'm pretty sure I've heard someone say that before.

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    NerdyLucy said:
    buddysmom80 said:

    "Your mullet looks fantastic today! Who does your hair?"

     

    I don't know.

     

    I'm from Kentucky and I'm pretty sure I've heard someone say that before.

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    Hahahaha! I'm from Connecticut, so we don't hear that statement too much.

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    buddysmom80 said:
     
    Hahahaha! I'm from Connecticut, so we don't hear that statement too much.
    Thankfully, a lot of things like that are stereotypes, but I still can't say I haven't seen my share of mullets.

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    NerdyLucy said:
    buddysmom80 said:
     
    Hahahaha! I'm from Connecticut, so we don't hear that statement too much.
    Thankfully, a lot of things like that are stereotypes, but I still can't say I haven't seen my share of mullets.

    You know, I was going to say in my time in Kentucky (all of two nights) I didn't see many mullets, yet in certain parts of Connecticut all you see is mullets! Lol.

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