My favorite part about working at McDonald's for 5 years while I was in school was telling people breakfast was over, and no they can't be the exception. I loved seeing the disappointment and anger when they missed breakfast by 5 minutes. I never even pretended like I felt bad for them. I didn't even try.
You guys got any good ones?
Re: Evil confessions
I'm a retail manager, and do get a certain sense of joy over "no ma'am, we cannot give you cash back for this worn item that you no longer have the receipt for and which we haven't carried in our stores for a year."
I can completely relate to how annoying it is when people park like asshats. Either on the line or when they park sideways taking up 2 spots. But I think damaging their personal property is a bit extreme.
I always gigle when I see women wear 4-5 inch heels that they cant walk in, especially when its a Saturday night and they are trying to look sexy. Practice at home first or wear something else.
Also, since we're sharing... my last bf told me that I was less of a person than he was because I had student loan debt and he had a lot of family money. I dumped him ASAP. I since heard that his next girlfriend cleaned him out. Asshole.
My confession? My FMIL showed me the white dress she wants to wear to our wedding. She usually has great taste, but this thing is God-awful. I told her to rock it!
THIS. nothing is more annoying than a sancti- mommy. The world doesn't stop moving because you choose to bring your special snowflake out in public.
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Nope, has nothing to do with my kids. I just don't appreciate people parking like they're stupid.
Well, I hate when people stand super close to me on the train. But I dont hit them if they are in my personal space. Sometime it cant be helped. My SUV doesnt always fit perfectly in tiny parking spots, no matter how careful I am.
And what kind of lesson are you teaching your kids when you do this?
Well, I hate when people stand super close to me on the train. But I dont hit them if they are in my personal space. Sometime it cant be helped. My SUV doesnt always fit perfectly in tiny parking spots, no matter how careful I am.
And what kind of lesson are you teaching your kids when you do this?
Alright, let's get something straight. I obviously don't ACTUALLY hit people's cars. That would require damaging my own car, which I pay WAY too much for and I don't want that bill.
That's not the point. I drive an extremely large SUV, and parking is difficult in that thing! But I would never park so close to someone else that they couldn't open their doors. I have had someone park so close to my driver side door that I could not get in. THAT'S what I'm talking about.