Evil confessions

climbingsingle · April 2014

I'm sorry, but purposely hitting someone's car with your door is really shitty.

And if your vehicle is so big that you can't properly park it, maybe you should look into a smaller car. Nothing irritates me more than people driving GIANT cars that are totally unnecessary and are unable to drive them properly.

DaisyMaeMommy · April 2014

ClimbingBrideNY said:

I'm sorry, but purposely hitting someone's car with your door is really shitty.

And if your vehicle is so big that you can't properly park it, maybe you should look into a smaller car. Nothing irritates me more than people driving GIANT cars that are totally unnecessary and are unable to drive them properly.

I can park mine completely fine. It seems to be others that can't.

climbingsingle · April 2014

DaisyMaeMommy said:

DaisyMaeMommy said:

I hate fried chicken. In my family, that's pretty bad. The smell makes me gag.

Also, this seems like a SanctiMommy thing. Do you ask people in the grocery store to be quite around your sleeping baby as well? Not cool.

Swazzle said:

DaisyMaeMommy said:

I really enjoy it when idiots with tiny cars park extremely close to my Yukon... I have a toddler and an 8-month old baby who are both in 5-pint harness car seats. It's a pain getting them out when someone is parked so close that I can't open my door!

I have full-coverage insurance... I throw open my door and hit their car! You're just asking to be hit if you park that close to me, and I don't even care.
Wow, this is pretty shitty.

No Nope, has nothing to do with my kids. I just don't appreciate people parking like they're stupid.

Well, I hate when people stand super close to me on the train. But I dont hit them if they are in my personal space. Sometime it cant be helped. My SUV doesnt always fit perfectly in tiny parking spots, no matter how careful I am.

And what kind of lesson are you teaching your kids when you do this?
Alright, let's get something straight. I obviously don't ACTUALLY hit people's cars. That would require damaging my own car, which I pay WAY too much for and I don't want that bill. That's not the point. I drive an extremely large SUV, and parking is difficult in that thing! But I would never park so close to someone else that they couldn't open their doors. I have had someone park so close to my driver side door that I could not get in. THAT'S what I'm talking about.

DaisyMaeMommy · April 2014

shrekspeare said:

I hate fried chicken. In my family, that's pretty bad. The smell makes me gag.

Also, this seems like a SanctiMommy thing. Do you ask people in the grocery store to be quite around your sleeping baby as well? Not cool.

Swazzle said:

DaisyMaeMommy said:

I really enjoy it when idiots with tiny cars park extremely close to my Yukon... I have a toddler and an 8-month old baby who are both in 5-pint harness car seats. It's a pain getting them out when someone is parked so close that I can't open my door!

I have full-coverage insurance... I throw open my door and hit their car! You're just asking to be hit if you park that close to me, and I don't even care.

Wow, this is pretty shitty.

Do people really ask others to keep quiet, IN PUBLIC, around their sleeping children?? I've never heard of anyone doing that.

DaisyMaeMommy · April 2014

ClimbingBrideNY said:

DaisyMaeMommy said:

DaisyMaeMommy said:

I hate fried chicken. In my family, that's pretty bad. The smell makes me gag.

Also, this seems like a SanctiMommy thing. Do you ask people in the grocery store to be quite around your sleeping baby as well? Not cool.

Swazzle:
Alright, let's get something straight. I obviously don't ACTUALLY hit people's cars. That would require damaging my own car, which I pay WAY too much for and I don't want that bill. That's not the point. I drive an extremely large SUV, and parking is difficult in that thing! But I would never park so close to someone else that they couldn't open their doors. I have had someone park so close to my driver side door that I could not get in. THAT'S what I'm talking about.

I said it was DIFFICULT, not that I cannot do it. There is a difference.

Swazzle · April 2014

DaisyMaeMommy said:

DaisyMaeMommy said:

I hate fried chicken. In my family, that's pretty bad. The smell makes me gag.

Also, this seems like a SanctiMommy thing. Do you ask people in the grocery store to be quite around your sleeping baby as well? Not cool.

Swazzle said:

DaisyMaeMommy said:

I really enjoy it when idiots with tiny cars park extremely close to my Yukon... I have a toddler and an 8-month old baby who are both in 5-pint harness car seats. It's a pain getting them out when someone is parked so close that I can't open my door!

I have full-coverage insurance... I throw open my door and hit their car! You're just asking to be hit if you park that close to me, and I don't even care.
Wow, this is pretty shitty.

No Nope, has nothing to do with my kids. I just don't appreciate people parking like they're stupid.

Well, I hate when people stand super close to me on the train. But I dont hit them if they are in my personal space. Sometime it cant be helped. My SUV doesnt always fit perfectly in tiny parking spots, no matter how careful I am.

And what kind of lesson are you teaching your kids when you do this?
Alright, let's get something straight. I obviously don't ACTUALLY hit people's cars. That would require damaging my own car, which I pay WAY too much for and I don't want that bill. That's not the point. I drive an extremely large SUV, and parking is difficult in that thing! But I would never park so close to someone else that they couldn't open their doors. I have had someone park so close to my driver side door that I could not get in. THAT'S what I'm talking about.

"I have full-coverage insurance... I throw open my door and hit their car! You're just asking to be hit if you park that close to me, and I don't even care."

Shame on us for thinking that you didn't give two shits about slamming your door into someone else's car. I have no idea where we would have come up with such a bogus idea.

doeydo · April 2014

The other day, I was OOT with some friends. We went to 'the big city'. We parked, went shopping and stuff, then came back to find that some idiot had parked too close to my friend's car and on an angle. My friend had to pull the car out in order for anyone on that side to get into the car. It pissed me off and I would not have felt bad if that person's car got damaged while we tried to get in the car. A picture to describe what I meant about how the person parked:

chibiyui · April 2014

I work in a commission department in a department store. All the other departments surrounding me are hourly. When we're busy (and even when we're not sometimes) I will direct people with charge payments or items from those departments they want to cash out with to other registers. Fuck no am I ringing out 5 dollar pillows, I am not paid to do that. I am paid to sell you the 2,000 dollar mattress set where you get the 80 dollar pillows for free with purchase of the 2k bed.

And I would never tell my hourly coworkers that ringing stuff from their department isn't worth my time. But it isn't.

Oh, and I make up for being Bitchey McBitcherton by helping with free gift wrap at Christmas when my department is slow.

FiancB · April 2014

At Applebee's I liked it when people act like it's totally incredulous that we'd be on a wait at 6 pm on a Friday/Saturday and it would take extra time to seat their dozen children/drunk friends/same thing really, and then leave in a huff to go to another restaurant that I knew for a fact would also be on a wait.

I also love seeing people that are either mean to their horses or are way too overconfident of their skills get bucked off or are otherwise retaliated against.

I took some disabled clients to Walmart for some things and when I got back, some asshole parked right behind the van, not in a parking spot and within the handicap spot, so that I couldn't use the lift for my wheelchair bound client. I wrote them a note explaining why they were huge assholes (a guilt trip about my disabled elderly client having to wait in the cold while I adjusted the van) and that I would be contacting police with their license number. I didn't really, but hopefully they will be slightly less assholish in the future.

KatWAG · April 2014

shrekspeare said:

DaisyMaeMommy said:

shrekspeare said:

I hate fried chicken. In my family, that's pretty bad. The smell makes me gag.

Also, this seems like a SanctiMommy thing. Do you ask people in the grocery store to be quite around your sleeping baby as well? Not cool.

Swazzle said:

DaisyMaeMommy said:

I really enjoy it when idiots with tiny cars park extremely close to my Yukon... I have a toddler and an 8-month old baby who are both in 5-pint harness car seats. It's a pain getting them out when someone is parked so close that I can't open my door!

I have full-coverage insurance... I throw open my door and hit their car! You're just asking to be hit if you park that close to me, and I don't even care.
Wow, this is pretty shitty.

Do people really ask others to keep quiet, IN PUBLIC, around their sleeping children?? I've never heard of anyone doing that.
http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/tagged/Sanctimommy

Anyone else find it ironic that the first blog post is about sancti- mommy's and parking?

GoldenPenguin · April 2014

DaisyMaeMommy said:

ClimbingBrideNY said:

I'm sorry, but purposely hitting someone's car with your door is really shitty.

And if your vehicle is so big that you can't properly park it, maybe you should look into a smaller car. Nothing irritates me more than people driving GIANT cars that are totally unnecessary and are unable to drive them properly.

I can park mine completely fine. It seems to be others that can't

STUCK.

Yes, I'm SOOOO sure that you, in your giant monster truck of a Yukon, park perfectly every single time.

I also hate it when people park like assholes - and 95% of the time, it's GIGANTIC SUV's that are parked terribly.

WinstonsGirl · April 2014

Parents often park in the staff parking lot if there's an empty space. We pay for our spots. One day, there was an announcement of the license plate to move their vehicle cos they were in staff parking. I watching from the window as another teacher sat in her car and waited for the car to move from her spot. She finally got out and knocked on the window and told the driver to move her car. Apparently the driver was feeding her baby in the back and tried to protest that she'd only be a few more minutes and what was the big deal. The teacher lost it on here and said she pays for that spot and teaches in 2 minutes so move!! I had a good laugh over that, cos everything is clearly marked. It happens almost daily too. Next time it's my spot, I'm just parking behind them to block them in and going to teach my class. They can wait till I have a break in classes to leave.

larrygaga · April 2014

This topic was a good laugh.

GoldenPenguin · April 2014

shrekspeare said:

GoldenPenguin said:

DaisyMaeMommy said:

ClimbingBrideNY said:

I'm sorry, but purposely hitting someone's car with your door is really shitty.

And if your vehicle is so big that you can't properly park it, maybe you should look into a smaller car. Nothing irritates me more than people driving GIANT cars that are totally unnecessary and are unable to drive them properly.

I can park mine completely fine. It seems to be others that can't

STUCK.

Yes, I'm SOOOO sure that you, in your giant monster truck of a Yukon, park perfectly every single time.

I also hate it when people park like assholes - and 95% of the time, it's GIGANTIC SUV's that are parked terribly.

I have been driving a giant truck for the last week. I park like a jackass, even when I make the effort to straighten out. So I've taken to parking in the farthest reaches of the lot. I can't figure the damn thing out.

*GASP!* But, don't you get SOOOOO TIRED walking from so far away!?! It would make much more sense for you to just park like an asshole so you wouldn't have to walk so far.

(total sarcasm font, just FYI, haha. YOU are a responsible giant vehicle parker, my friend.)

JennyColada · April 2014

I enjoy threatening to call security on annoying Tweens being annoying in my store. It makes me feel badass.

CMGragain · April 2014

@DaisyMaeMommy If you continue your disrespectful, irresponsible behavior of deliberately damaging someone's car because you don't like they way they parked, you won't have that full coverage insurance for very much longer. I hope you get caught by a car owner with a temper and a law degree.

JCbride2015 · April 2014

I love to call the State Police on asshole drivers who speed, swerve in and out of lanes, and cut people off. I memorize the license plate and tell the police I think they are drunk or, at least, overly aggressive.

The situation with my Partner From Hell at school is so bad, I just DGAF anymore and I actually love when she turns in work late, sleeps through class, whatever. I relish how bad she is making herself look.

wandajune6 · April 2014

shrekspeare said:

I have been driving a giant truck for the last week. I park like a jackass, even when I make the effort to straighten out. So I've taken to parking in the farthest reaches of the lot. I can't figure the damn thing out.

I had to drive FI's behemoth this weekend (I drive a subcompact) and have had the same problem. I've made it a point to take the worst parking spots available. I'd feel like too much of an asshole to leave a badly-parked car in the middle of a busy section.

jenna8984 · April 2014

One time at the airport, our flight got in late and most of the people on board were all trying to catch the same connection. Well we knew it was going to be a stretch but that there was nothing we could do about it. The man behind us was being a total dick yelling at the TSA agents that they needed to go faster, he was going to miss the connection, they were being ridiculous and checking too much. The agent let us go quickly through then stopped him and said "you need to step into the room on the left for a search". The guy lost his mind and I was SO stoked I wanted to high five the agent. Don't be a douche to people doing their jobs to protect you, and who have the ability to make you miss your flight!

wandajune6 · April 2014

jenna8984 said:

One time at the airport, our flight got in late and most of the people on board were all trying to catch the same connection. Well we knew it was going to be a stretch but that there was nothing we could do about it. The man behind us was being a total dick yelling at the TSA agents that they needed to go faster, he was going to miss the connection, they were being ridiculous and checking too much. The agent let us go quickly through then stopped him and said "you need to step into the room on the left for a search". The guy lost his mind and I was SO stoked I wanted to high five the agent. Don't be a douche to people doing their jobs to protect you, and who have the ability to make you miss your flight!

I once let a woman traveling with 4 small children go ahead of me in a TSA line. She looked like she was about to lose it and I felt awful for her. An agent saw what I did and sent me into the business line for being nice!

ETA spelling

vollebell · April 2014

While working at Disneyland, people would come in and complain about EVERYTHING. Whatever happened to chaff their ass that day. My favorite would be when someone would come in complaining about whatever and would be a real asshat about it and demand I give them the world in exchange. I loved looking at the guest and saying "I'm sorry your upset about (insert issue) but if you look at the back of your ticket it clearly states that we are not responsible for lost or stolen items and attraction or entertainment availability may change without notice and we are not liable. Since you signed the back of your ticket you have agreed to the terms of the ticket and there is nothing I can do for you. Now this is a family park and if you don't stop swearing at me I will have to call security and have you escorted out."

On the flip side, people that were really nice and understanding about whatever was going on, I always found someway to compensate them. Also, if the really awesome person came after the asshat, they usually got over compensated. It pays to be nice.

Couggal12 · April 2014

shrekspeare said:

GoldenPenguin said:

DaisyMaeMommy said:

ClimbingBrideNY said:

I'm sorry, but purposely hitting someone's car with your door is really shitty.

And if your vehicle is so big that you can't properly park it, maybe you should look into a smaller car. Nothing irritates me more than people driving GIANT cars that are totally unnecessary and are unable to drive them properly.

I can park mine completely fine. It seems to be others that can't

STUCK.

Yes, I'm SOOOO sure that you, in your giant monster truck of a Yukon, park perfectly every single time.

I also hate it when people park like assholes - and 95% of the time, it's GIGANTIC SUV's that are parked terribly.

I have been driving a giant truck for the last week. I park like a jackass, even when I make the effort to straighten out. So I've taken to parking in the farthest reaches of the lot. I can't figure the damn thing out.

When I drive FI's truck I have to park really far away too. Otherwise I fear parking like a complete asshat.

rajahmd · April 2014

My evil confession: I love when people park in our assigned spots out back. I get an insane amount of satisfaction over seeing them towed away.

HaileyDancingbear · April 2014

Sometimes when people are assholes to me, or I become aware that someone is trashing me behind my back or just hates me in general, I respond by being SUPER nice. Unicorn shitting rainbows nice. Not because I think they'll quit being mean to me, but just so that they look like the world's biggest asshole to everyone around them or anyone who hears about it.

People have lost friends because of that. My college roommates ended up having several people hate them because they were so appalled by how shitty they were to me, even though I was so nice to them. One of FI's exes trashes me behind my back and not only did my MOH tear her a new asshole over it (Sidenote, who is stupid enough to trash someone to their BEST FRIEND?) any time my MOH shares what she heard from this girl, people are appalled that she would have such nasty stuff to say about someone who they have never even seen be mean to someone. Seriously, you would have to punch a kitten with glasses to make me cut the nice shit and actually be mean back.

FiancB · April 2014

Oh yes, that's fun too! My fellow interns and I had to work with a couple BSC people and we would just be sickeningly syrupy sweet back to them. Definitely drove them more nuts than being smart back would've!

lc07 · April 2014

ClimbingBrideNY said:

There's a girl I used to be friends with. She just got caught doing something really shitty to a mutual friend of ours and she's about to get called the fuck out! She swore up and down she didn't do it and our mutual friend now has written (email) proof that she did it. I can't wait to see this bitch go down!

@climbingbrideny This sounds juicy. I think we need details.

smalfrie19 · April 2014

lc07 said:

ClimbingBrideNY said:

There's a girl I used to be friends with. She just got caught doing something really shitty to a mutual friend of ours and she's about to get called the fuck out! She swore up and down she didn't do it and our mutual friend now has written (email) proof that she did it. I can't wait to see this bitch go down!

@climbingbrideny This sounds juicy. I think we need details.

@climbingbrideny seconded.

APDSS22 · April 2014

We have help buttons at work right at child reach level. (Not my decision to hang them there, I just have to help deal with the consequences.) Buttons get pressed all the time by unattended children with distracted parents. Usually when I'm on break and the only person on the floor. So I go into the section all nice and professional: "Did you need help getting into the locked case?" "Did you need some help?" Then the distracted parents just look at me and say "What? No, I don't need help." I glance over at the child/children (they seem to travel in packs most often). "How odd. Someone pressed the assistance button." *Goes over right next to guilty looking child/children and presses button to stop it.* "Hmm...well, just let us know if you need any help!" *Walks off and occasionally hears parent chewing out child/children which just makes my day.*

erinlin25 · April 2014

larrygaga said:

My favorite part about working at McDonald's for 5 years while I was in school was telling people breakfast was over, and no they can't be the exception. I loved seeing the disappointment and anger when they missed breakfast by 5 minutes. I never even pretended like I felt bad for them. I didn't even try.

You guys got any good ones?

this is only funny because all I have to say is I rarely ever eat fast food especially breakfast but yesterday morning we were running errands and did not get breakfast before we left... I then got the craving for a damn mcmuffin and was so PISSED that I missed breakfast by 5 minutes.

CMGragain · April 2014

OK, now I want an Egg McMuffin!

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