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It's TMI time (there is so much more than BC going on in here)

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  • Hahaha @smicheck have you seen Orange is the New Black?  I'm picturing, like, "edging" for three months.

    That sounds awful.  I'm thinking about no sex for a week (three days of which I'll be away anyway) and it sounds awful.  Three months sounds like forever.

    I don't understand the refraining before wedding thing, like at all.  Whatever you've done is done IMO.  I know lots of people do this, I just don't get it.
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    3 months?  Not even with yourselves?  AHHH!

    I don't have the biggest drive around, but 3 months....wow. 

    (Disclaimer: While I am being silly, I do actually really respect your decision.  I don't want any of this to come off as disrespectful! :)




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    3 months?  Not even with yourselves?  AHHH!

    I don't have the biggest drive around, but 3 months....wow. 

    (Disclaimer: While I am being silly, I do actually really respect your decision.  I don't want any of this to come off as disrespectful! :)
    OMG I didn't even think of this!!! Not even with yourself???

    And yeah, I totally agree with @lurkergirl's disclaimer.  Your body, your relationship, your decisions.  I'm being dramatic because it's late and I'm in a silly mood.
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  • lurkergirllurkergirl member
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    K totally TMI but I've had enough wine... by myself doesn't do it for me either. Idk. I need D.
    Well, um...ya know...this, uh, sort of can be accomplished with...extra help. 

    ETA: stuttering because no wine, only cold medicine...damn inhibitions
    ETAx2 because I don't mean to imply that I am abusing cold medicine...I am actually sick lol




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  • Well, um...ya know...this, uh, sort of can be accomplished with...extra help. 

    ETA: stuttering because no wine, only cold medicine...damn inhibitions
    ETAx2 because I don't mean to imply that I am abusing cold medicine...I am actually sick lol

    I laughed for a good 3 minutes at the thought of you looking in your cupboard, not finding any wine and saying outbound "Well... Buckleys should do the trick!"
  • I am that annoying girl who hates condoms.  Hates them.  I've been lucky enough to barely ever have to use them because Fi and I have been monogamous since we were teenagers and I've been on some kind of BC the whole time.

    So, times when I've forgotten my BC and we need to take a week off, it's either nothing or else it's BJs for Fi.  He kind of likes those weeks, actually.  :)
    Then you'll be a lovely wifey lol. If it's just one week then...BJ away! Just saying because you girls need to have all the sex for me until I'm reunited with FI!
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  • K totally TMI but I've had enough wine... by myself doesn't do it for me either. Idk. I need D.
    I don't undertand, I live for oral. I LIVE for it.
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    I need to get another drink for this conversation.

    Really?  :(
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    I know, I'm kind of disappointing to the female species. :-/ Maybe I'm doing something wrong.

    And sorry @smichek! I couldn't help it! I'll totally bang it out for you on your wedding night!

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  • smichek said:
    Yes, I am suggesting we all do it on my wedding night.
    Hahaha let me put it on my calendar
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    "I'm not a rude bitch.  I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."

  • I'm definitely mostly about the D. everything else is just a time passer. I am never fully satisfied without the full effect.
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  • Also I think Fi isn't getting any tonight, because he just tried to put the cat's butt in my face asking me if the cat's butt smells.  Ew.

    Is he 5?  I think he's 5.
    HAHAHAH!!!!  Definitely 5. 
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  • Also I think Fi isn't getting any tonight, because he just tried to put the cat's butt in my face asking me if the cat's butt smells.  Ew.

    Is he 5?  I think he's 5.
    Lol...how was taco night?
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  • Lol...how was taco night?
    Tacos were super fun.  I had one margarita there and I just opened up a beer at home, so I have no idea why I'm so silly.  My cold medicine isn't even anything fun (ClaritinD).  I'm just tired.
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  • Tacos were super fun.  I had one margarita there and I just opened up a beer at home, so I have no idea why I'm so silly.  My cold medicine isn't even anything fun (ClaritinD).  I'm just tired.
    Glad you had fun! Get some rest then JC :) I guess you're still not feeling well! Hope you feel better soon!
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  • Crap. DH and I go to the movies tonight and I miss this? Boo.

    DH doesn't go down on me.  He has a super bad gag reflex.  It makes me super sad because I enjoyed receiving oral with the guys I was with before him.  
  • How did I miss this?

    I love allll the fun that DH does with every part of him. Oral is awesome :) but I usually end up craving him inside me before I end up coming, so there's that. But he likes to torture me by going in, then doing oral, going in, then doing oral.. He thinks torturing me is hot or fun or something.

    @smichek‌ are you a virgin or are you just waiting with your FI? I would have to pick the dick over oral as being better!

    I had wiinneeee..

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  • Ok so saw this thread at the beginning and then left it alone to read some stupid novel for one of my English Classes. Now that I am caught up....

    @Lolo883 I totally feel you about not being able to get there by yourself. For whatever reason FI is just way better at helping me out than I am at helping myself out.

    @smichek‌ 3 months is Cray Cray. And I agree with the others that the no teeth thing is a game changer but I also must say that sometimes teeth, when used right, can be a wonderful thing.


    @ JCBride2015 a couple years ago me and my family were talking about how our cat's tail is always up like he's waiting for someone to sniff it. My dad then breaks into song : Na nanana NaNa Nana Sniff the Cat butt.
    Th most hilarious thing about my dad singing this: he's a 6'2" tall bald marine.

                                               

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  • I love all you crazy bitches. Just FYI. Also, I'm currently single and I miss the D.



  • I missed a lot last night while I enjoyed half price glasses of wine out with FI.

    BUt I agree with Lolo and others who said that oral nor doing it for myself really works for me. I just want the D.

  • Oral is your friends, ladies. I am a sad, sad girl without it. Also, @smichek - your husband has no teeth? Did I miss something? I don't think I knew that. This thread seriously made me LOL. I don't take BC, NFP/condoms for us. I actually can't take the hormone based stuff because of my family history of blood clots. Turns out I don't like BC anyway (I took it for awhile in college) and NFP is actually super easy if you have a regular cycle/do it right.
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  • I'm seriously sad I missed this thread while it was happening.

    FI is AMAZING at oral. I usually O at least twice if not more and then I get to finish with the D!
    *msstaticfancypants*
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  • sarahufl said:
    Oral is your friends, ladies. I am a sad, sad girl without it. Also, @smichek - your husband has no teeth? Did I miss something? I don't think I knew that. This thread seriously made me LOL. I don't take BC, NFP/condoms for us. I actually can't take the hormone based stuff because of my family history of blood clots. Turns out I don't like BC anyway (I took it for awhile in college) and NFP is actually super easy if you have a regular cycle/do it right.
    Can you enlighten my dim knowledge and tell me what NFP is?
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  • I miss everything! *stomps foot*

     

    Oral is nice and all, but I much prefer the D. I also am a fan of solo time. But in the end, D is the best.

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  • I miss all the fun when I don't knot at night. FI LOVES giving me oral, like serious love. And while I find it enjoyable, I've never been able to get off that way. I'm all about my alone time or the D.
  • sarahuflsarahufl member
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    Can you enlighten my dim knowledge and tell me what NFP is?
    raissyrais- absolutely! It is natural family planning. Basically, you can only really get pregnant for a few days out of the month. There are different methods, but I take my temp every day when I wake up and chart it on an app on my phone (Fertility Friend, if you are interested)  and basically pay attention to your body for signs of ovulation. We don't use protection during the month except for the few days before and after ovulation. When you actually start paying attention, I find that I can tell the days I am ovulating without even consulting the chart.

    It is very common in the Catholic church to use NFP because the church doesn't believe in birth control. We are Catholic, but use it because it is more convenient (and fun.....!!). Plus, I have a lot of history of blood disorders in my family and my gyno doesn't recommend hormone-based BC.

    I actually recommend NFP- H and I are very happy with it so far. That said, we would be ok getting pregnant in the next couple months anyway, so it is fairly low-risk for us.
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  • K totally TMI but I've had enough wine... by myself doesn't do it for me either. Idk. I need D.




    STUCK IN THE BOX - 

    Probably because it's the same box. I can't help myself either. I'm happy to see someone else who can't - not because of the fact that you can't do it for yourself because that sucks but because people don't believe me or think I'm a prude. 

    H kind of likes it though because I'm that much more dependent on him. 
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