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polichik · August 2012

One time in high school my Spanish teacher missed a day because a spider crawled into her ear and she had to go to the hospital. I haven't slept with my ears uncovered since, either by earplugs or a blanket.

Good story, Poli.

ETA: Good God, my sig pic is huge. Imma fix that now.

ahhhitsshannyn · August 2012

Haha sorry Bay. I don't think you have one, they lady said her symptoms were "itching" so you're in the clear.

I don't think it laid eggs, and the doctor just flushed it out. But there is a picture for anyone who wants to have a heart attack.

http://news.yahoo.com/spider-crawls-womans-ear-lives-5-days-175812231.html

baystateapple · August 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-100?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:f801d9b0-c588-4fd4-8a64-ee635f1882b0Post:6ae1f8ad-3d70-45f3-a4ef-b6b62466051c">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]McKayla wants you hoes to stop talking about ear spiders.
Posted by EaglesBride2012[/QUOTE]
DAMN RIGHT.

Nebb · August 2012

Anytime I have some thing wrong with me, I think its spider eggs. Weird bump - spiders. Sore anything - spiders. Feel something on me - spiders. I am terrified of a nest of baby spiders one day exploding inside of me and them all come streaming out. I would kill myself.

musicalsunlight · August 2012

Yeah all the mods just got an email from lili reminding us that we are expected to send monthly check ins about our board? What the fuuuuuuck? Apparently thats in the "Mod agreement" but lets be real. NO ONE DOES THIS. And what would mine be about? Msp brides asked about venues, photographers and florists all month as usual?

Also, putting a v instead a u doesn't work for f*ck anymore either. I'm pissed.

adamar15 · August 2012

I would not click that link even if someone was holding a gun to my head.

ahhhitsshannyn · August 2012

Cute picture Poli, it's normal sized for me.

baystateapple · August 2012

Why did I click on that. Why.

I'mma go look at Poli's guinea pig. Guinea pigs make everything awesome.

polichik · August 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-100?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:f801d9b0-c588-4fd4-8a64-ee635f1882b0Post:2b209c6f-49c6-4f0c-8b0c-6015b9aa9c47">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]Anytime I have some thing wrong with me, I think its spider eggs. Weird bump - spiders. Sore anything - spiders. Feel something on me - spiders. I am terrified of a nest of baby spiders one day exploding inside of me and them all come streaming out. I would kill myself.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
You were told that urban legend back in camp too, weren't you?

calixtine · August 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-100?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:f801d9b0-c588-4fd4-8a64-ee635f1882b0Post:2b209c6f-49c6-4f0c-8b0c-6015b9aa9c47">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]Anytime I have some thing wrong with me, I think its spider eggs. Weird bump - spiders. Sore anything - spiders. Feel something on me - spiders. I am terrified of a nest of baby spiders one day exploding inside of me and them all come streaming out. I would kill myself.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Nebb, if I was ever in the vicinty of someone who had a nest of spiders shooting out of them, I would kill them dead. No questions asked. That is just not ok.

polichik · August 2012

Thanks, shannyn! I think the goober look on my face was too much for me at that pixel size

polichik · August 2012

Bay, how's your piggy? I wanted to kidnap the little guy in my sig, but he was from a petting zoo.

ahhhitsshannyn · August 2012

Me too Nebb. I'm crazy about bugs. Last night I found a few tiny ants in my bathroom and I couldn't sleep for hours since I was SURE I could feel them crawling on me. I kept thinking I would lift up the blanket and there would be a swarm of them.

willywally5 · August 2012

Ewwww to that pic! But I love the phrase 'heebie-jeebie-inducing' used in the article.

Habs2Hart · August 2012

Guinea pig!

Spiders are still real. SHITTT

ahhhitsshannyn · August 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-100?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:f801d9b0-c588-4fd4-8a64-ee635f1882b0Post:7976d9a7-9f30-4880-b810-d2338d6af3c8">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]I would not click that link even if someone was holding a gun to my head.
Posted by adamar15[/QUOTE]

This actually made me LOL

The picture is fvvcking creepy.

baystateapple · August 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-100?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:f801d9b0-c588-4fd4-8a64-ee635f1882b0Post:1b24b1da-00d8-4720-8ab0-aaa14849e99a">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : You were told that urban legend back in camp too, weren't you?
Posted by polichik[/QUOTE]
Wasn't that in one of the Scary Stories books? Fuuuuck that used to scare me. I still think of it whenever I have a particularly nasty tumor-zit on my face.

Also, I thought of this, and it's pretty far-fetched and insane (please nobody ban me). And I am NOT SAYING THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE. But everyone gave KL such a hard time when she started because she wasn't KA. It would be some sort of scary Animal Farm shiiiiiiiit if she was behind the bannations, in order to be the white knight.

Good God, I'm going to get my ass banned for that.

Nebb · August 2012

Im at war with these yellow spiders that infest my yard every summer. The first year we were here I found a little baby spider nest and I decided I would decimate those fuckers, so I tried lighting them on fire.

If you ever think it will be a good idea to light a baby spider nest on fire, DONT DO IT. Wanna know what happens? The webs holding them together burn, but the spiders dont, and then they start floating around in the air.

Worst experience ever. I hate those little assholes.

Nebb · August 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-100?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:f801d9b0-c588-4fd4-8a64-ee635f1882b0Post:baa30c62-d569-4b60-8010-763446f11807">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : <strong>Wasn't that in one of the Scary Stories books? </strong> Fuuuuck that used to scare me. I still think of it whenever I have a particularly nasty tumor-zit on my face. Also, I thought of this, and it's pretty far-fetched and insane (please nobody ban me). And I am NOT SAYING THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE. But everyone gave KL such a hard time when she started because she wasn't KA. It would be some sort of scary Animal Farm shiiiiiiiit if she was behind the bannations, in order to be the white knight. Good God, I'm going to get my ass banned for that.
Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]
Thats where I read it!!! With the creepy ass face on the front.

baystateapple · August 2012

Poli -- we lost him in May

No idea what happened. One day he was there and acting totally normal, the next he was gone. I miss him terribly.

polichik · August 2012

We had little baby spiders infest our Christmas tree last year. Not even Anna could have salvaged Christmas.

Habs2Hart · August 2012

Yellow floating spiders. Nebb, that's fucked up.

musicalsunlight · August 2012

In the mod email she also said for all mods to adhere strictly to the TOS from now on and so I'm guessing she has gone through and tried to find as many swearing variations as possible to ban.

Nebb · August 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-100?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:f801d9b0-c588-4fd4-8a64-ee635f1882b0Post:bd45fb22-7ab6-45cb-9030-f251ac2f6313">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]We had little baby spiders infest our Christmas tree last year. Not even Anna could have salvaged Christmas.
Posted by polichik[/QUOTE]
Whaaaaaaatt!!?!? Man, you must have pissed santa off HARDCORE for that to happen.

polichik · August 2012

Oh no Bay, I'm sorry

The same thing happened to one of my parents' a few weeks ago, and it really sucks. Are you considering another piggy?

And I know I'm threadjacking, but guinea pigs are the exception to every rule.

baystateapple · August 2012

I should never have brought my ear problem to TK. Look what it's unleashed.

mmmendi · August 2012

I don't think I've seen a yellow spider. I try to avoid spiders, but yellow ones sound worse than black or brown spiders. Assholes - Nebb that's grand.

baystateapple · August 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-100?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:f801d9b0-c588-4fd4-8a64-ee635f1882b0Post:853cf9fd-e6dc-4b46-939e-ecb70ad86c57">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh no Bay, I'm sorry :( The same thing happened to one of my parents' a few weeks ago, and it really sucks. Are you considering another piggy? And I know I'm threadjacking, but guinea pigs are the exception to every rule.
Posted by polichik[/QUOTE]
I think about it every so often. It's really hard. I had one a few years ago and it took me about a year and a half to get another one (and even then, H bought one for me for my birthday, so I didn't even take the step to get a new one). Even though I KNOW it's not "replacing" him, I still feel like I'm not ready yet.

I probably will again in the future. Guinea pigs are adorable.

polichik · August 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Whaaaaaaatt!!?!? Man, you must have pissed santa off HARDCORE for that to happen.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
True. It was probably those vegan cookies and hemp milk we left him.

For serious though, if you ever want your Christmas tree to last through March without needles falling off, spray the sh!t out of it with Raid. It's a great tree preserver, apparently.

willywally5 · August 2012

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[QUOTE]Im at war with these yellow spiders that infest my yard every summer. The first year we were here I found a little baby spider nest and I decided I would decimate those fuckers, so I tried lighting them on fire. If you ever think it will be a good idea to light a baby spider nest on fire, DONT DO IT. Wanna know what happens? The webs holding them together burn, but the spiders dont, and then they start floating around in the air. Worst experience ever. I hate those little assholes.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

<div>Good to know. Floating spiders would me to freak out inordinately. </div>

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