Facebook overshare snark

jellybeann · November 2014

I'm friends on fb with a girl who I went to high school with. She got married sometime in the summer and must have just gotten her professional pictures back. I guess she really loved them because she put EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM ON FACEBOOK.

Over 1000 photos! ONE THOUSAND!
ETA: It is now closer to 2000! I can't even imagine how long it took for them to upload that is insane.

Gurl, the internet does not need that many pictures of you and your man.

What are your best snarky stories about facebook oversharing brides?

beethery · November 2014

Apparently she didn't feel like skimming for the good ones and just putting those up or like... linking to the album.

That's weird. Her internet connection must be the ballsiest. I want to play ESO on her internet.

levioosa · November 2014

I got on facebook this morning to see wedding photos from a friend on my newsfeed too. I did want to see them, but I was disappointed to see that she held her ceremony and reception IN THE RAIN. Like, guests were straight up being rained on. Her poor bridal party was soaked. Apparently she didn't have an indoor plan B?

climbingsingle · November 2014

I can't imagine how long it took her to upload those photos. Good lord.

KatWAG · November 2014

Ugh, a girl I know just did that but she only posted 730.

I have a friend. Like a real friend, someone I really like, and hang out with. But I am about ready to block her on FB. She posted a weekly fb photo ablum of her kid, with about 100 pictures. And sadly her mom, sister, cousins encourage her by commenting and liking all the photos. She is also the person who post every single funny/ weird/ sad/ ironic thing that happens in her day. Now, everytime she posts something I just want to yell at her.

southernbelle0915 · November 2014

Yup. We have friends who got married in September and did this. Not quite 1000, but yea.

The girl changes her profile and cover photos freaking DAILY to a new wedding picture. And in every single status update it's like "out to breakfast with my HUSBAND", "MRS Smith is happy today", "taking my STEP-DAUGHTER to the park", "the SMITH FAMILY is having a nice Saturday". Pointless shit like that - just so people know she is now married and "is now a Mrs!!!! zomg".

It's like WE KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED... now please, let there be peace on the interwebz.

beethery · November 2014

KatWAG said:

Ugh, a girl I know just did that but she only posted 730.

I have a friend. Like a real friend, someone I really like, and hang out with. But I am about ready to block her on FB. She posted a weekly fb photo ablum of her kid, with about 100 pictures. And sadly her mom, sister, cousins encourage her by commenting and liking all the photos. She is also the person who post every single funny/ weird/ sad/ ironic thing that happens in her day. Now, everytime she posts something I just want to yell at her.

My cousin does this with her kid. And then she posts this same tired-ass bullshit all the time in a passive-aggressive bid to get her boyfriend to stop being a dick:

Girl, we all know he sucks. We've all known this since you got together. Dump the dick or at least tag him in the post so I can chuckle at the drama.

KatWAG · November 2014

I used to work with twins. These two people are a prime example of everything that is wrong with facebook. They both work in politics and are VERY conservative and religious. Which is fine by me, whatever floats your boat. But they post 5-10 articles day pushing their agenda, bashing democrats, etc. They also post the same articles all the time, so it shows up in my newsfeed twice. They also regularly engaged in huge debates regarding said articles.

Now here is what really annoys me. These twins last name is my maiden name. We are not related but the name isnt very common either. And while I do have my privacy setting set pretty high, I fear someone is going to think I am related to these two.

One twin, about once a quarter, asks his fb friends to help find him a girlfriend. And people actually tag other people for suggestions.

beethery · November 2014

KatWAG said:

I used to work with twins. These two people are a prime example of everything that is wrong with facebook. They both work in politics and are VERY conservative and religious. Which is fine by me, whatever floats your boat. But they post 5-10 articles day pushing their agenda, bashing democrats, etc. They also post the same articles all the time, so it shows up in my newsfeed twice. They also regularly engaged in huge debates regarding said articles.

Now here is what really annoys me. These twins last name is my maiden name. We are not related but the name isnt very common either. And while I do have my privacy setting set pretty high, I fear someone is going to think I am related to these two.

One twin, about once a quarter, asks his fb friends to help find him a girlfriend. And people actually tag other people for suggestions.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING SHITTING ME.

daria24 · November 2014

I have a FB friend I barely know who is getting married next weekend. There are at least 2 wedding-related posts every day. She tosses it in to every. single. post. Drinks with my MOH tonigh! (Or you are just having drinks with your friend?). The other day she asked for song requests for her reception and I was sooooooo tempted to reply with a list of awful songs.

The rumor is that she has the Tiana AA dress and she has incorporated frogs into the decor. I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT TO SEE PHOTOS. I have a friend who is going to the wedding and I have demanded video.

KatWAG · November 2014

beethery said:

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KatWAG said:

I used to work with twins. These two people are a prime example of everything that is wrong with facebook. They both work in politics and are VERY conservative and religious. Which is fine by me, whatever floats your boat. But they post 5-10 articles day pushing their agenda, bashing democrats, etc. They also post the same articles all the time, so it shows up in my newsfeed twice. They also regularly engaged in huge debates regarding said articles.

Now here is what really annoys me. These twins last name is my maiden name. We are not related but the name isnt very common either. And while I do have my privacy setting set pretty high, I fear someone is going to think I am related to these two.

One twin, about once a quarter, asks his fb friends to help find him a girlfriend. And people actually tag other people for suggestions.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING SHITTING ME.

I wish. Its actually the whole reason why I havent blocked them yet. Because it is hilarious to watch it unfold.

beethery · November 2014

KatWAG said:

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beethery said:

KatWAG said:

I used to work with twins. These two people are a prime example of everything that is wrong with facebook. They both work in politics and are VERY conservative and religious. Which is fine by me, whatever floats your boat. But they post 5-10 articles day pushing their agenda, bashing democrats, etc. They also post the same articles all the time, so it shows up in my newsfeed twice. They also regularly engaged in huge debates regarding said articles.

Now here is what really annoys me. These twins last name is my maiden name. We are not related but the name isnt very common either. And while I do have my privacy setting set pretty high, I fear someone is going to think I am related to these two.

One twin, about once a quarter, asks his fb friends to help find him a girlfriend. And people actually tag other people for suggestions.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING SHITTING ME.

I wish. Its actually the whole reason why I havent blocked them yet. Because it is hilarious to watch it unfold.

If you do not post (with names tastefully censored or pixellated) screencaps on here I am going to be mad at you forever.

If you need help with censoring, send me a PM.

KatWAG · November 2014

beethery said:

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KatWAG said:

beethery said:

KatWAG said:

I used to work with twins. These two people are a prime example of everything that is wrong with facebook. They both work in politics and are VERY conservative and religious. Which is fine by me, whatever floats your boat. But they post 5-10 articles day pushing their agenda, bashing democrats, etc. They also post the same articles all the time, so it shows up in my newsfeed twice. They also regularly engaged in huge debates regarding said articles.

Now here is what really annoys me. These twins last name is my maiden name. We are not related but the name isnt very common either. And while I do have my privacy setting set pretty high, I fear someone is going to think I am related to these two.

One twin, about once a quarter, asks his fb friends to help find him a girlfriend. And people actually tag other people for suggestions.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING SHITTING ME.

I wish. Its actually the whole reason why I havent blocked them yet. Because it is hilarious to watch it unfold.
If you do not post (with names tastefully censored or pixellated) screencaps on here I am going to be mad at you forever.

If you need help with censoring, send me a PM.

I am trying. But he has his privacy setting set so that I cant go back through his older posts. I can only see his 5 post recent post (all of which are from today.) So I am trying to go back through my newsfeed to see if I can find it. Because I feel like he just "asked for applications for a gf" yesterday.

[Deleted User] · November 2014

beethery said:

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KatWAG said:

beethery said:

KatWAG said:

I used to work with twins. These two people are a prime example of everything that is wrong with facebook. They both work in politics and are VERY conservative and religious. Which is fine by me, whatever floats your boat. But they post 5-10 articles day pushing their agenda, bashing democrats, etc. They also post the same articles all the time, so it shows up in my newsfeed twice. They also regularly engaged in huge debates regarding said articles.

Now here is what really annoys me. These twins last name is my maiden name. We are not related but the name isnt very common either. And while I do have my privacy setting set pretty high, I fear someone is going to think I am related to these two.

One twin, about once a quarter, asks his fb friends to help find him a girlfriend. And people actually tag other people for suggestions.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING SHITTING ME.

I wish. Its actually the whole reason why I havent blocked them yet. Because it is hilarious to watch it unfold.

If you do not post (with names tastefully censored or pixellated) screencaps on here I am going to be mad at you forever.

If you need help with censoring, send me a PM.

In for the screencaps

BrandNewJ · November 2014

@daria24‌ I'd love to see that dress if there's a way to protect her privacy. That sounds like a snarkfest waiting to happen.

I have a fb friend from hs who got married over a year ago. Daily, since getting engaged she has posted a new picture of her engagement/bridal shower/ wedding/ honeymoon whatever the most recent thing was. WE GET IT, YOURE MARRIED! Chill out. If I wanted to see your pictures I'd check out your profile. Don't try to force to look at that shit

goldchocobo.defunct635829490514903826 · November 2014

I have a friend who is a recruiter. Every 2 weeks or so he posts something looking for someone who wants to be a bilingual collections person. Dude, stahp, if no one wants that job you should realize that after the third time you tried and no one responded!

I have a sanctimommy friend who lost her identity after having her child. Her kid's name is in every post. It's annoying. She also posted this article about how evil microwaves are for making your food radioactive and she brags how she doesn't need one. Ummmmm, microwaves arent radioactive.....WTF is wrong with you??? I want to crush up birth control pills and put them in her water system so this doesnt happen again..

jellybeann · November 2014

goldchocobo said:

I have a friend who is a recruiter. Every 2 weeks or so he posts something looking for someone who wants to be a bilingual collections person. Dude, stahp, if no one wants that job you should realize that after the third time you tried and no one responded!

I have a sanctimommy friend who lost her identity after having her child. Her kid's name is in every post. It's annoying. She also posted this article about how evil microwaves are for making your food radioactive and she brags how she doesn't need one. Ummmmm, microwaves arent radioactive.....WTF is wrong with you??? I want to crush up birth control pills and put them in her water system so this doesnt happen again..

Dude what. This can't be real.

AddieCake · November 2014

I have a pregnant friend who has not posted a single thing that does not reference being pregnant since she found out. Every single post is either ABOUT her pregnancy or includes the future child in some way like, "Good thing John bought Stella and I this big sweatshirt to wear since it's so cold!" or "Stella and I are going for tacos tonight!" We get it. You're pregnant.

theartistformerlyknownas · November 2014

AddieCake said:
I have a pregnant friend who has not posted a single thing that does not reference being pregnant since she found out. Every single post is either ABOUT her pregnancy or includes the future child in some way like, "Good thing John bought Stella and I this big sweatshirt to wear since it's so cold!" or "Stella and I are going for tacos tonight!" We get it. You're pregnant.

Ugh I HATE when people refer to their unborn fetus as if it's already been born, and drop its name in conversation like that. Creepy and weird.

chibiyui · November 2014

goldchocobo said:
I have a friend who is a recruiter. Every 2 weeks or so he posts something looking for someone who wants to be a bilingual collections person. Dude, stahp, if no one wants that job you should realize that after the third time you tried and no one responded!

I have a sanctimommy friend who lost her identity after having her child. Her kid's name is in every post. It's annoying. She also posted this article about how evil microwaves are for making your food radioactive and she brags how she doesn't need one. Ummmmm, microwaves arent radioactive.....WTF is wrong with you??? I want to crush up birth control pills and put them in her water system so this doesnt happen again..

I have a high school friend who went all hippie Catholic anti Vax mommy.

She's a nurse. She doesn't understand why birth control should be covered for other people since the Catholic hospital she works for doesn't prescribe it.

I pour a drink when she posts.

raissyrais · November 2014

Hmm I'd like to see where the frogs will be in her photos @daria24...

larrygaga · November 2014

Asking for someone to watch the dogs while the wedding is going on.

Changing the last name before being married.

Updating wedding details and information all over facebook, even to people not invited.

Every single post for the past year is about wedding stuff

Pictures from the bach party all drunk and half naked

These are all the same person

novella1186 · November 2014

jellybeann said:

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goldchocobo said:

I have a friend who is a recruiter. Every 2 weeks or so he posts something looking for someone who wants to be a bilingual collections person. Dude, stahp, if no one wants that job you should realize that after the third time you tried and no one responded!

I have a sanctimommy friend who lost her identity after having her child. Her kid's name is in every post. It's annoying. She also posted this article about how evil microwaves are for making your food radioactive and she brags how she doesn't need one. Ummmmm, microwaves arent radioactive.....WTF is wrong with you??? I want to crush up birth control pills and put them in her water system so this doesnt happen again..

Dude what. This can't be real.

I had someone on facebook who thought this too. Her "proof" was a blog post where a little kid did a science experiment in which he watered one plant with regular tap water, and watered a second plant with microwaved water, and then observed the results. After a few days, the plant getting the microwaved water died (included photos of this). So that was proof that microwaves poison people. Well, any idiot knows that hot water kills plants, so....

JeeGooDowster · November 2014

-Ultrasound pics

-Wedding planning play-by-play

-Ambiguous complaining about people who pissed them off that day or month or year

-Kids having their own FB page managed by their parents (OK, this might not be considered overshare but it's annoying).

KatieinBkln · November 2014

I hate when people use Facebook as Google. "Does anyone know if the hardware store is open on Sunday?" THE INTERNET DOES. SO DOES THE PHONE BOOK.

goldchocobo.defunct635829490514903826 · November 2014

Sanctimommy just posted how her kid is a nightmare to toilet train and he shit on the floor.

Next post is how this carton of half eaten frozen yogurt tastes disgusting. You had to eat half of it to come to that conclusion, huh?

I think I need to hide her posts or remove her entirely, but I still have faith she may see the light.

jellybeann · November 2014

goldchocobo said:

Sanctimommy just posted how her kid is a nightmare to toilet train and he shit on the floor.

Next post is how this carton of half eaten frozen yogurt tastes disgusting. You had to eat half of it to come to that conclusion, huh?

I think I need to hide her posts or remove her entirely, but I still have faith she may see the light.

It is bad but I have people who I still refuse to remove from my fb because they post ridiculous things that make me angry but I still love reading them.

One person posts things from right wing blogs about how Obama is a secret Muslim and about how all US citizens who are Muslim should be deported. This is the same person who continually freaks out about Ebola - so much so that she SKIPPED A JOB INTERVIEW in NYC when that one doctor was diagnosed.

I really should stop hate-reading her stuff but I love it. Am I the only one?

goldchocobo.defunct635829490514903826 · November 2014

@jellybeann, nah, I'm the same way. "You're a complete tool bag, but I need to laugh about how you think still think this recipe for homemade glow in the dark playdoh is a great idea."

I get super mad when people post fake stuff:

OMG looks at this spider! They found it under the bed and it's the size of a DOG! It breathes POISON and it's gluten free!

OMG look at this hunter. The cougar was right friggin' there, man. Can't believe he didn't see it. Or the shark behind it!

OMG CostCo works for the illuminati and they are gathering our personal info so they can team up with China and make fake gucci bags, those communist bastards!

www.snopes.com guys. Seriously, stop clogging up my feed with photoshopped shit and click bait.

peachy13 · November 2014

Related to this, I have a FB friend (I dare say actual "friend" here) from my hometown who after her wedding last year, posted FIVE albums dedicated to her wedding, all called "best day ever part 1, best day ever part 2", etc. And every Thursday she would post a #tbt picture on instagram and FB that was a wedding picture. Absolutely exhausting.

But now, she just had a baby last week. There were many photos and status updates in the months leading up to the birth, but since the baby was actually born, there are about 1-5 photos A DAY of the newborn.

That sh*t is how you get unfriended.

Cookie Pusher · November 2014

jellybeann said:
It is bad but I have people who I still refuse to remove from my fb because they post ridiculous things that make me angry but I still love reading them.

I have people on FB who post all these awful woe-is-me situations (which they have invariable brought upon themselves and/or blown out of proportion because NO ONE can really have an awful of a life as these people claim to have). I don't delete them because some of the shit they post is so hilariously bad.

HaileyDancingbear · November 2014

One of my fb friends got engaged about a week or two ago and has posted statuses and photos of her ring DAILY since.

I really wanna just comment with "THANK GOD you post these every day, I keep forgetting what your ring looks like and it's just gonna bug me all day if I don't hop onto Facebook and see today's update."

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