I am serious cranky-pants today, so let's be judgy...
1) I judge the woman who lives on my street that has 3-4 cats and lets them go wherever they want. Once in a while she looses one, so she pushes her toddler in a stroller while smoking and 'tries' to find them.
2) I judge people that don't move over for people to merge on the highway if they can.
3) I judge myself for my serious lack of ambition today.
Re: I judge...
2) I judge my fellow geology peers for not caring about our reputation and just floating through
3) I judge girls who wear tights/leggings that don't wear long enough clothes to cover their butts
4) I judge anyone who supports cosmetic changes to an animal because it's cute
5) I judge anyone who thinks vaccines cause austism
But I guarantee you most of the people doing it don't donate...they just think they're cool.
I judge anyone who uses hashtags and says YOLO.
I judge myself for the fact that it looks like Crate and Barrel exploded in my house and not finding a place to store my shower gifts until the wedding.
I judge FI for his inability to put the toilet paper on the roll the right way!
I judge my neighbors for being too lazy to move the trash bins out to the street and back because I am sick of being the only one who does it every single week (they don't move themselves, you know...)
I judge my boss for leaving early every day or just not coming into the office at all, because she "can't get work done at the office."
I judge myself for not getting more things done for my wedding by now. If I don't start to get things done soon however, my anxiety is going to drive me insane.
I judge coworker/friend for coming into work late EVERY SINGLE DAY when she only lives a mile away from the office.
I judge anyone who incessently posts about their impending wedding/baby on facebook. It's all very exciting but no one needs daily updates, outside of maybe your family and BFFs.
ETA: I'm silly
I judge people who do burnouts and loudly rev their engines in the mall parking lot. Cool story Bro.
I do judge coworkers who dress "poorly" Like, wearing leggings as pants, graphic tee's, clothes that are way to big for them or fit improper.
Who am I kidding? I judge pretty much everyone who dresses sloppily.
Disclaimer, I love graphic tee's and one of my favorite tops at the moment has a pretty sweet giraffe on it, but I don't think it's work appropriate to wear a t-shirt with branding across the chest.
I also judge my clients that thing they're our only client. Yes, I understand your house closes in 6 weeks, but I have people who close in a week and their stuff is not done yet. Oh, you're going on vacation for 6 months and you need to sign before you leave? When do you leave? Tomorrow? OH. Let me drop everything to help you. And what? You think we're charging too much? UGH.
Also I judge the old man that entered at a do not enter sign while I was crossing the road and then called me a "stupid bitch" for being in his way. (I slowed down, on purpose after that.)
I judge myself for not checking the girls in the mirror before I left. This dress is looking wayyyy too low cut for work. My boss keeps telling me I like cute - though I think she just likes the necklace.
I judge FSIL for her kids. They were all over last night and cried over what I made for dinner (homemade pizza). Why? Because they only eat delivery pizza, McDonald's, or Easy Mac. WTF?
I judge our outside development company. They sent me over a ton of of long-overdue documentation and I judge how late it is-- and the fact that she typo'd her company's name in the footer.