Snarky Brides

Intro :)

My name is Imani and my FI and I are crazy in love living in the city of pittsburgh. We picked the date November 11, 2011 (11/11/11) for a couple of reasons. We are a young couple and it gives me enough time to just finish school. It also gives us plenty of time to plan and enjoy a long engagement. We are also crazy superstitious lol, so we definitely think a "make a wish" date would be perfect for our personalities.We have came up with a few ideas. Looking at having a traditional but non-denominational ceremony and a funky and fun reception with a "city theme" since our city has a beautiful skyline. I saw the topic of this board and i was really curious to whats going on and what this board is all about. I think i'm honest and i appreciate others being upfront and honest as well.So hi!
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Re: Intro :)

  • Is 8/10 your birthday? If so we're birthday twinsies!
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  • Yeah, except hers is in 1990. That made me physically recoil. People born in the 90s should not be getting married. Period.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • I sincerely doubt you'll appreciate our upfront honesty.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I know Moo. I was just trying to get verification of that fact. But the bio seems to confirm that.
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  • I didn't know there was such a thing as a "make a wish" date.
  • Geez Christin, stop with your subterfuge! She asked us to be upfront and honest! GOD.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Who are these guys who propose to girls they barely know?  Their first date was to see Bruno, so they've known each other for 5 months.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I'm like Knot CIA. It's all about the reconnaissance.
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  • Do people born in the 90's not know how to spell girl? I give you credit for having a long engagement, since by the time you are 21 a lot can change. Do you know how many of my friends thought they were with their soulmates at 19? Do you know how many of them are still with that person?
  • Christin, let's play good cop, bad cop.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Do you know Carole??
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • How old is your FI?  If I ask you for pictures of his wang, will I be arrested?
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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • I was proposed to at 19. From a guy I had never even dated. I find that to be a testament of a 19 yr olds logic.Kay, I think a "make a wish" date is related to pediatric cancer. I could be wrong though.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • Groomz, his parents have determined it's time for him to settle down now that he's an old man of 26.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I thought the "make a wish" thing was a reference to a "make a wish at 2:22 pm" kind of thing.  Like I did when I was little.
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  • ::pats audrey on the head:: Bless your heart.
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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • I thought it had to do with wishing for zombiecorn cookies.

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  • ps. ****groomz****is that a pic of that guy who dresses like a fairy in public with his wife? I swear i saw him on an episode of something. I laughed for days when i saw that lmao
  • So you have the intelligence of someone twice your age?  Hmmm, I'm not twice your age, but I do know how periods and commas are used.  I'm a genius!
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  • Well I'm completely convinced of your extra-strength maturity.  I'm just going to sit over here being jealous of your youth because that's what bitter old people do.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • pss. ****groomz****are you a gay guy?? just curious....
  • The number of men I had "been through" at 19 was very marginal. Surely this would explain why I am an old, bitter hag. Thank you for the enlightenment.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • You are crazy in love, crazy superstitious, and crazy mature, yo.Or should I say, "ur".I hope your "city theme" comes complete with panhandling homeless dudes and urine-scented candles.
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  • well, how old are you angie?
  • I wish I could use various LMAO and LOLz and such so I could be cool. Now I am jealous.
  • LMAOOOOOOOO.... piss scented candles is a good one. but did you add the "yo" at the end because i'm black??? I thought i left the ignorance and racism behind when i left hobo town and prep school...
  • No, yo, just trying to be youthful.
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  • you don't have to be jealous tara... you can do it too! Everyone is doing it!!! come on!!!! jump on the bandwagon with me!!!lolz!!!!!
  • FACT: FroYo is the most racist of all desserts.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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