Unpop ops/flameable confessions

cheeseandrice

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[QUOTE]Rach, I think LDY confessed one day that he H is a naked pooper and leaves a trail of clothes when he goes to the bathroom.  I remember thinking it was hilarious (LDY, if that wasn't you, I'm sorry). 
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

I remember that, and I think it was LDY too.

ETA: I mean. I, too, think it was LDY who shared the story about her H. Not that LDY also strips before shitting.

Nebb

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[QUOTE]Guys, wanna know a really fun side effect of pregnancy? Not pooping for DAYS on end. One girl on my month board claims she didn't take a shiit for 8 days. can you imagine?! I'd be crying.
Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]
I would go nuts. I get stressed out if I go one day without going.

texasgurly13

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[QUOTE]Guys, wanna know a really fun side effect of pregnancy? Not pooping for DAYS on end. One girl on my month board claims she didn't take a shiit for 8 days. can you imagine?! I'd be crying.
Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>When I had my surgery to remove my ovarian cysts a couple of years ago, that happened to me.  It was very painful.  

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lbarr088

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[QUOTE]Guys, wanna know a really fun side effect of pregnancy? Not pooping for DAYS on end. One girl on my month board claims she didn't take a shiit for 8 days. can you imagine?! I'd be crying.
Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]

<div>Oh gosh.  I'm going to have to stock up on prunes, etc. if I ever am pregnant.  I also heard that you poo during delivery.  With my poop + nonfamiliar public area issues I don't even know how I would ever handle this.</div>

adamar15

What the hell is a poop stick?

september's bride

I just got to the end of this and saw it's turned into a poop thing again. Much like what Steph just said, pregnancy and pooping aren't friends. And I am unhappy.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]Rach, I think LDY confessed one day that he H is a naked pooper and leaves a trail of clothes when he goes to the bathroom.  I remember thinking it was hilarious (LDY, if that wasn't you, I'm sorry). 
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

That IS hilarious!

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions : I would go nuts. I get stressed out if I go one day without going.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]


Me too!  But really, I'm like clockwork lol.

KateJ10

I had a couple friends  in college with severe issues that wouldn't go for 2 or 3 WEEKS. I don't know how much more I want to say without being suuuper gross. So I will leave it at that.

raynes

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[QUOTE]I just got to the end of this and saw it's turned into a poop thing again. Much like what Steph just said, pregnancy and pooping aren't friends. And I am unhappy.
Posted by september's bride[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but watch out, because the pendulum can swing totally to the other side of things.  Like me.  Now. 

Nebb and AATB, I believe what you're referring too (feeling great after a big shiit) is called poophoria.  :)  YWIA.

adamar15

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions : It's exactly that.  A stick that you use to break up really large poops so they flush. 
Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]

That's gross.  Where does it stay when it's not in use? 

Nebb

I really dont agree that prunes are the answer to pooping well. I think its a bandaid to another issue.

NicoleSahara

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[QUOTE]Clogged toilets are the worst. The first time H and I took an overnight trip together the wedding reception food didn't agree with me and I ended up in the bathroom at 3 in the morning. The toilet wouldn't flush so I had to go up to the desk and ask for a plunger.  I was certain he was going to dump me. He said he didn't hear anything and didn't even know I had left the room. Bless him for lying to me.
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

Aw, what a sweetheart. I think this is how H would be too. We don't talk about it, never pass gas in front of each other, nothing, ever.

NuggetBrain

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions : I hate this argument.<strong> If you dont want people to comment on your sex life, then keep your sex life to yourself.
</strong>Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

She never said anything about her own sex life.  She spoke about Georgetown women in general, on average, and used a story about her friend who needed BC for ovary cysts. 

Nebb

poophoria, thats AWESOME.

lbarr088

Nebb that's true.  IBS and some gluten intolerance for me!  Weehoo!  I'm really bad about sticking to a better diet so that's my fault.  Prunes do help but like you said, it's not really "addressing" the real issue.

NuggetBrain

I hardcore judge any woman who didn't find Rush's comments at the very least disturbing and unacceptable.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]I had a couple friends  in college with severe issues that wouldn't go for 2 or 3 WEEKS. I don't know how much more I want to say without being suuuper gross. So I will leave it at that.
Posted by KateJ10[/QUOTE]


OH HAIL NAW

september's bride

The poop stick has me alternating between being freaked out and laughing. Laughing a LOT.

Raynes, I'd settle for the alternative right now. I was good for the first 8 weeks and then...not. If the pendulum swings in the other direction for me, I might even cheer.

raynes

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[QUOTE]The poop stick has me alternating between being freaked out and laughing. Laughing a LOT. Raynes, I'd settle for the alternative right now. I was good for the first 8 weeks and then...not. If the pendulum swings in the other direction for me, I might even cheer.
Posted by september's bride[/QUOTE]

Honestly, I'm not sure which I prefer.  Pregnancy + poop = weirdness.  I can't wait to go back to my normal regularity.

september's bride

Well, you don't have long to go now, Raynes! He's almost here!

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions : Aw, what a sweetheart. I think this is how H would be too. We don't talk about it, never pass gas in front of each other, nothing, ever.
Posted by NicoleSahara[/QUOTE]


Really?  Lol.  Ben and I have forever.  Even when we were dating.  I dunno.  We just got to that point of comfort pretty immediately.  Plus pooping and farting is funny (because we're 12).

My ex would never fart in front of me, and I did in front of him once and he actually scolded me for it.  So then I just would get stomach aches around him sometimes.  Weirdo.

lbarr088

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions : Really?  Lol.  Ben and I have forever.  Even when we were dating.  I dunno.  We just got to that point of comfort pretty immediately.  Plus pooping and farting is funny (because we're 12). <strong>My ex would never fart in front of me, and I did in front of him once and he actually scolded me for it.  So then I just would get stomach aches around him sometimes.  Weirdo.</strong>
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

<div>That sounds like my ex.  With all of my stomach issues I just have to sometimes.  Whatevs.</div>

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions : That sounds like my ex.  With all of my stomach issues I just have to sometimes.  Whatevs.
Posted by lbarr088[/QUOTE]


He was all, "Oh my God.  It is <em>disgusting </em>and <em>RUDE.</em>"  Um.  Whatever, man.  You do it too, get over yourself.

Nebb

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions : Really?  Lol.  Ben and I have forever.  Even when we were dating.  I dunno.  We just got to that point of comfort pretty immediately.  Plus pooping and farting is funny (because we're 12). My ex would never fart in front of me, and I did in front of him once and he actually scolded me for it.  So then I just would get stomach aches around him sometimes.  Weirdo.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
I was SO stressed about pooping when I first moved in with Adam and then we shared food poisoning together and i havnt had an issue since. We both fart and if we hear the other shout "I HEARD THAT!" and the other goes "no you didnt" and we laugh. Farting is funny to us. Sometimes I will fart and just make this weird "i didnt do it" face and he always laughs. Farts are awesome.

raynes

Derek and I blame farts on non-existent frogs. 

Nebb

lol frogs? see, weird farting behavior in couples is hilarious. 

texasgurly13

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions : Aw, what a sweetheart. I think this is how H would be too. We don't talk about it, never pass gas in front of each other, nothing, ever.
Posted by NicoleSahara[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>FI and I are the total opposite.  He thinks it's funny when he farts in front of me.  And I just look at him and roll my eyes.  When we're in the car, I know it's coming because he'll roll down the windows right beforehand.  And I know not to go in the bathroom right after he's been in there because 9 times out of 10 (unless he has the fan on), it will stink to high heaven.</div><div>
</div><div>It doesn't really bother me that much.  We've been together almost 3 1/2 years, lived together for almost 2 of that, so I'm used to it by now.  
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NicoleSahara

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions : Really?  Lol.  Ben and I have forever.  Even when we were dating.  I dunno.  We just got to that point of comfort pretty immediately.  Plus pooping and farting is funny (because we're 12). My ex would never fart in front of me, and I did in front of him once and he actually scolded me for it.  So then I just would get stomach aches around him sometimes.  Weirdo.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

I think now because we've been together for so long (6ish years) and never have that it would be that much weirder if we did! Yeah yeah I know it's normal, but I just can't do it in front of him!

adamar15

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[QUOTE]Derek and I blame farts on non-existent frogs. 
Posted by raynes[/QUOTE]

H blames them on bears.