Unpop ops/flameable confessions

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions : I was SO stressed about pooping when I first moved in with Adam and then we shared food poisoning together and i havnt had an issue since. We both fart and if we hear the other shout "I HEARD THAT!" and the other goes "no you didnt" and we laugh. Farting is funny to us. Sometimes I will fart and just make this weird "i didnt do it" face and he always laughs. Farts are awesome.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]


It's this enormous joke between Ben and I too because I fart pretty impressively, and his are always pretty quiet.  I'm always ripping thundering ass, meanwhile he just can't do it.  When he does I'm all "HEY GOOD JOB!" and I always tease him that since my butt is bigger than his it's obviously more powerful.

On a few occasions I've heard my dog fart.  That always makes us go WTF DOG!?  lol

cheeseandrice

Best part of owning two huge dogs? They take up all the blame for farts. (Although, 9/10 times it really is them.)

AATB- our dogs audibly fart and burp all the time. Then they look at us like "WTF WAS THAT?"

kd.joseph

When Steve and I went on one of our first vacations together I was in this big glass shower when I farted. He heard me all the way in the kitchen ( it was a cabin) he came in thinking I was calling for him. We just laughed. Now when we fart we'll just go "you rang"?

I fart in bed all the time and dont tell him. He finds out when he lifts the covers and I giggle hysterically. I must be 12 also.

texasgurly13

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions : It's this enormous joke between Ben and I too because I fart pretty impressively, and his are always pretty quiet.  I'm always ripping thundering ass, meanwhile he just can't do it.  When he does I'm all "HEY GOOD JOB!" and I always tease him that since my butt is bigger than his it's obviously more powerful. <strong>On a few occasions I've heard my dog fart.  That always makes us go WTF DOG!?  lol</strong>
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

<div>When my dog farts, I don't hear it.  She has the silent but deadly ones.  And I'm always like WTF?!  </div>

Nebb

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions : It's this enormous joke between Ben and I too because I fart pretty impressively, and his are always pretty quiet.  I'm always ripping thundering ass, meanwhile he just can't do it.  When he does I'm all "HEY GOOD JOB!" and I always tease him that since my butt is bigger than his it's obviously more powerful. On a few occasions I've heard my dog fart.  That always makes us go WTF DOG!?  lol
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
<p>I have a variety of funny farts. There was a really high pitched one once and ive never seen him laugh so hard at a fart before, he wasnt even sure what it was at first. Sometimes for laughs, I will blow on his stomach to make fart noises. We laugh till we cry. </p>

Blueyed228

You guys are nasty. I come back to 3 pages on poop!

Nebb

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[QUOTE]When Steve and I went on one of our first vacations together I was in this big glass shower when I farted. He heard me all the way in the kitchen ( it was a cabin) he came in thinking I was calling for him. We just laughed. Now when we fart we'll just go "you rang"? I fart in bed all the time and dont tell him. He finds out when he lifts the covers and I giggle hysterically. I must be 12 also.
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]
omg KD im laughing so hard im crying. That is hilarious!

texasgurly13

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[QUOTE]Derek and I blame farts on non-existent frogs. 
Posted by raynes[/QUOTE]
 <div>FI just looks at me and goes "YOU LOVE ME!!!" with a big goofy grin on his face.  Sometimes before, sometimes after the fart.  If we're laying down in bed, it's usually after.  </div><div>
</div><div>ETA:  Yes, we're 12.  lol</div>

Nebb

I do find it strange that I find it repulsive if strangers fart near me, but if Adam does it doesnt bother me at all.

Blueyed228

Nugg why should I be offended? He said something stupid and apologized. I don't think he needs to be crucified. The day Rush calls ME a whore slut will be the day it offends me. I judge women who jump on every single chance to make a statement about womens rights and feminism.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions :   FI just looks at me and goes "YOU LOVE ME!!!" with a big goofy grin on his face.  Sometimes before, sometimes after the fart.  If we're laying down in bed, it's usually after.   ETA:  Yes, we're 12.  lol
Posted by texasgurly13[/QUOTE]

HA! I did it last night and couldnt control myself, I started giggling. He's like what? Then it hit him. Hehe...

Blue- everybody poops! :)

SEWF

We don't have any shame at our house. When H farts, sometimes he'll put on an innocent face and say, "Um, it was you." I think he wants a dog so he can blame it on the dog.

Nebb

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[QUOTE]Nugg why should I be offended? He said something stupid and apologized. I don't think he needs to be crucified. The day Rush calls ME a whore slut will be the day it offends me.<strong> I judge women who jump on every single chance to make a statement about womens rights and feminism</strong>.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
Ditto. 

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]I do find it strange that I find it repulsive if strangers fart near me, but if Adam does it doesnt bother me at all.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]


I am the same way, lol.

texasgurly13

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions : HA! I did it last night and couldnt control myself, I started giggling. He's like what? Then it hit him. Hehe... 
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

<div>His are usually audible, so I know it's happened.  Mine, on the other hand, usually aren't (silent, but deadly). lol.</div>

KateJ10

http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_cultural-catastrophe-paying-guests-hotels-for-3-weeks-whaaaat

This, is making my blood boil. WTF is it about weddings that turns people into complete assclowns??

Nebb

Vin hardly farts, if he does its this little windy noise that you can barely hear and I dont think he even notices he does it. 

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Lucy's farts are so horrid.  They could be lethal, for all I know.  I can't stick around to find out, lol.

ErinG93

My H and I are comfortable with the fart/poop talks. I always start the dryer when I poo. I feel like it gives me more privacy. That's probably weird.

A few weeks ago our five year old niece stayed with us. She got scared in the middle of the night and got in bed with us. As soon as she fell asleep again she let out the hugest fart. H and I cried we were laughing so hard.

Nebb

Farting in your sleep is baffling to me, like you just cant keep it in. I sometimes worry that the same logic could apply to poop. I would DIE if I ever pooped the bed or something.

KateJ10

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[QUOTE]My H and I are comfortable with the fart/poop talks. I always start the dryer when I poo. I feel like it gives me more privacy. That's probably weird. <strong>A few weeks ago our five year old niece stayed with us. She got scared in the middle of the night and got in bed with us. As soon as she fell asleep again she let out the hugest fart. H and I cried we were laughing so hard.
</strong>Posted by ErinG93[/QUOTE]

That would be hilarious.

My old roommate had a golden retriever and sometimes she (the dog) would fart on each step walking up the stairs. It was hilarious.

Edited for clarity.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Oh I have a pretty epic fart story.  My mom and I still cry laughing when we tell people.

When I was in high school my mom and I were at my high school's sport's center for something - I can't really remember what it was, but I think it might have been a prep session for a Billy Graham crusade (long story, lol but anyway - but it makes what happened SO much worse).  Anyway we went to the bathroom, and I went into the bathroom first with my mom behind me.  I didn't see her, but behind my mom, another woman came in.  So the only people in the bathroom were me, my mom, and this other lady.  But I thought it was just me and my mom.

Suddenly, my mom lets out this monstrous fart.  You know the kind that echoes into the toilet bowl?  Yeah.  So I go, "Oh my God Mom!  What'd you eat!?"  And she didn't say a single word back to me.

That's when I knew.  And I wanted to die.

Yeah it was not my mom that had farted.  It was the other woman. 

I have never tried to leave a bathroom so fast, lol.

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]Farting in your sleep is baffling to me, like you just cant keep it in. I sometimes worry that the same logic could apply to poop. I would DIE if I ever pooped the bed or something.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

I think you, erm, relax (?) more in your sleep? I don't get it either though since most of us don't poop or pee the bed.

My friend just trained her two cats to poop and pee in the toilet. It is freaking unreal.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]Farting in your sleep is baffling to me, like you just cant keep it in. I sometimes worry that the same logic could apply to poop. I would DIE if I ever pooped the bed or something.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]


Tell me you've seen the episode of Its Always Sunny where they try to find out who pooped the bed.  It's probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen on TV.

cheeseandrice

Here's another unpop (?) op... MNVegas? (she posted in that thread that was just linked.) Her wedding pictures creep me the eff out. I know "age is just a number" or whatever bs, but seriously. Her H is old enough to be her great-grandpa. ick.

ETA: if you're lazy, here's her bio: http://www.mywedding.com/richlovesmary/galleries.html

KateJ10

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions : Tell me you've seen the episode of Its Always Sunny where they try to find out who pooped the bed.  It's probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen on TV.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

YES, Just a log randomly left in the middle of their bed, NBD.

KateJ10

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[QUOTE]Here's another unpop (?) op... MNVegas? (she posted in that thread that was just linked.) Her wedding pictures creep me the eff out. I know "age is just a number" or whatever bs, but seriously. Her H is old enough to be her great-grandpa. ick. ETA: if you're lazy, here's her bio: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.mywedding.com/richlovesmary/galleries.html">http://www.mywedding.com/richlovesmary/galleries.html</a>
Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]

HOLY SHIIT.

ETA: Maybe that is why they eloped?

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Wow Steph.  That's interesting...

She and I had the same wedding shoes, lol.  Mine were dyed, though.

NicoleSahara

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[QUOTE]Oh I have a pretty epic fart story.  My mom and I still cry laughing when we tell people. When I was in high school my mom and I were at my high school's sport's center for something - I can't really remember what it was, but I think it might have been a prep session for a Billy Graham crusade (long story, lol but anyway - but it makes what happened SO much worse).  Anyway we went to the bathroom, and I went into the bathroom first with my mom behind me.  I didn't see her, but behind my mom, another woman came in.  So the only people in the bathroom were me, my mom, and this other lady.  But I thought it was just me and my mom. Suddenly, my mom lets out this monstrous fart.  You know the kind that echoes into the toilet bowl?  Yeah.  So I go, "Oh my God Mom!  What'd you eat!?"  And she didn't say a single word back to me. That's when I knew.  And I wanted to die. Yeah it was not my mom that had farted.  It was the other woman.  I have never tried to leave a bathroom so fast, lol.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Lol! I hate using lol but I really did at your story. That would have been pretty embarrasing! Would it have been better if she answered you?

hayis4horses

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unpop ops/flameable confessions : I'm sorry, but what?  Native American friends of mine say this is their biggest gripe, because if Natives are getting handouts for college, they sure as hell haven't gotten any. ETA - also I'm of the belief that you can't get any grants or scholarships if you're not applying for any.  FFS.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]



Could be different in different areas, too. Here, there are tons that do. Granted, I have friends that grew up on the reservation and worked hard to get into college and they are well-qualified for the help they receive. But they're the exception, not the norm. I also know plenty who received notice they got funding they never applied for as soon as they were accepted to the university. I totally agree you should have to apply for funding to receive it.