Anyone around?

mkrupar

Wait, we can't even say shor.ts?

Snips and I saw a book today about phrases that get around swearing. I said we needed one for TK.

willywally5

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anyone-around-18?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:9edcd9cc-4356-4a52-8250-cd0109d52529Post:4db8f3d4-88af-4ef7-b3ed-5d6f7e33bbe5">Re: Anyone around?</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh hai.  Guys.. We need to talk What is UP with these commercials? They are totally bizarre. Toilet paper commercials, drug commercials, lah blah. Its all weird. 
Posted by Snippylynn[/QUOTE]

<div>Ahhh, never even thought about how you'd not have to endure those overseas. Do they have commercials at all or just different ones?</div>

willywally5

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anyone-around-18?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:9edcd9cc-4356-4a52-8250-cd0109d52529Post:ce200e74-29d9-4377-b1f0-9d8f777a866d">Re: Anyone around?</a>:
[QUOTE]Wait, we can't even say shor.ts? Snips and I saw a book today about phrases that get around swearing. I said we needed one for TK.
Posted by mkrupar[/QUOTE]

<div>Damnedest thing ever. Shopo;lrts? Puh-lease. We need that book. </div><div>
</div><div>I tried spelling it with 10 o's and it wouldn't let it thru. For dumb. </div>

Snippylynn

Well yeah, they have commercials, but CONSIDERABLY fewer ones. Course, since I don't understand Swedish, I get to ignore them, but they only show commercials between shows or once in the middle. It's glorioius.

willywally5

There are A LOT of them. The drug ones in particular are nuts because they are all like,"Take this Wonderdrug for your (insert ailment here)" and then the whole rest of the commercial is the drug's side effects, many of which are worse than the initial ailment. 

I'd totally watch the Swedish ones trying to figure out what they were saying. 

Snippylynn

In the beginning, yes, but after a little while, you tune it out.  

MK, we should have gotten that book. Shoot.

sarabear23

Censorship is bullshhit. 

Megbo, if you're here, YGPM

mkrupar

We typically only watch things on hulu, (no cable) so we end up seeing the same three commercials over and over again. You get the option to tell them if the commercial pertains to you or not. I tell them no for all of them in hopes they will just stop showing me commercials. They haven't stopped. Le sigh. 

Lizzieyounce

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anyone-around-18?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:9edcd9cc-4356-4a52-8250-cd0109d52529Post:7d810b0d-e542-41f4-a9cf-8b6ab29807ae">Re: Anyone around?</a>:
[QUOTE]We typically only watch things on hulu, (no cable) so we end up seeing the same three commercials over and over again. You get the option to tell them if the commercial pertains to you or not. I tell them no for all of them in hopes they will just stop showing me commercials. They haven't stopped. Le sigh. 
Posted by mkrupar[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>Commercials are like herpes...you can't get rid of either.</div>

mkrupar

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anyone-around-18?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:9edcd9cc-4356-4a52-8250-cd0109d52529Post:a7bf43c6-aa32-4ca8-87b7-a6928cf64847">Re: Anyone around?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Anyone around? : Commercials are like herpes...you can't get rid of either.
Posted by Lizzieyounce[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>::snort::</div><div>
</div><div>I agree Snips. I might be making a trip back down to Cary St. Oooooor maybe I'll just call the shop and have them ship me a copy.

</div>

crash2729

I'm back. 

I got offline for a while because H was watching netflix so it was pretty slow...then I fell asleep.

mkrupar

What about she.ets? Can we say she.ets?

Nope. TK I NEED TO CHANGE MY SHEEEEEEE.EEEEETS!!! AND I CAN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT BECAUSE OF YOUR RIGODAMDICULOUS CENSORSHIP!!!

willywally5

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[QUOTE]We typically only watch things on hulu, (no cable) so we end up seeing the same three commercials over and over again. You get the option to tell them if the commercial pertains to you or not. I tell them no for all of them in hopes they will just stop showing me commercials. They haven't stopped. Le sigh. 
Posted by mkrupar[/QUOTE]

<div>They are probably baffled by how nothing pertains to you and are trying desperately to find SOMETHING, ANYTHING that does! </div>

crash2729

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anyone-around-18?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:9edcd9cc-4356-4a52-8250-cd0109d52529Post:7989d25b-108b-4901-a1b2-ba106f171260">Re: Anyone around?</a>:
[QUOTE]What about she.ets? Can we say she.ets? Nope. TK I NEED TO CHANGE MY SHEEEEEEE.EEEEETS!!! AND I CAN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT BECAUSE OF YOUR RIGODAMDICULOUS CENSORSHIP!!!
Posted by mkrupar[/QUOTE]
Now this is so ridiculous that it's funny.<div>I wonder what word is next...</div>

mkrupar

Nothing does Wally. I want for nothing and am impervious to commercials. I wish they would figure this out. 

Crash did you see we solved the Tailspin/Ducktails mystery.

willywally5

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[QUOTE]What about she.ets? Can we say she.ets? Nope. TK I NEED TO CHANGE MY SHEEEEEEE.EEEEETS!!! AND I CAN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT BECAUSE OF YOUR RIGODAMDICULOUS CENSORSHIP!!!
Posted by mkrupar[/QUOTE]

<div>This made me snort. </div><div>
</div><div>TK has really gone off the farking deep end on this shiiiz. </div>

Snippylynn

Oh FFS. You can't say shee.ts??But you can say rigodamndiculous. Awesome. 

mkrupar

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[QUOTE]OMFG.  This is the most out of control sheet ever.
Posted by EaglesBride2012[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>Wait! Why did you get to say sheet? 

</div>

crash2729

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[QUOTE]Nothing does Wally. I want for nothing and am impervious to commercials. I wish they would figure this out.  Crash did you see we solved the Tailspin/Ducktails mystery.
Posted by mkrupar[/QUOTE]
Yes. :) 

mkrupar

Thanks TK, way to make me look like a loon. I swear I typed that word out and added a ton of extra E's and it asked me to change the word. What a bunch of BS. 

willywally5

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anyone-around-18?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:9edcd9cc-4356-4a52-8250-cd0109d52529Post:9392894e-9829-41b6-9910-4ce71467ef41">Re: Anyone around?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Anyone around? : Wait! Why did you get to say sheet? 
Posted by mkrupar[/QUOTE]

<div>You got to say it too! What???</div><div>
</div><div>SHEET</div><div>
</div><div>ETA: I got to say it too, now. SHEET</div>

sarabear23

So sheet is okay but sh.eets isn't? WTF is this, a joke? 

FLUCK. <at least that still works

crash2729

No, I typed it and it wouldn't let me say she.ets either. 

Apparently She.ets is only a bad word in plural. 

What a bunch of sheet. tee hee.

willywally5

They are messing with us. 

I am not amused. 

mkrupar

Why is pluralizing things so offensive around these parts? We can only speak in the singular form now? 

sarabear23

sluts.

awesome. i can call y'all sluts, but not sheet.s.

mkrupar

flucking

farking

foffing

fvucking

flucking

shat

shet

shet

shut

shot

shyt

shyte

bitching

bitchin

fuuuuck

fuuuucking

Damn

Damnit

ass

asshole

assholes

goddamn

list of words we can get away with

mkrupar

Sorry there's some duplicates. I had some more, but of course I had to get rid of them.

sarabear23

ha, i love you MK. 

willywally5

MK, too funny. 

At least we can say shot now.