Anyone around?

mkrupar

I'm going to get banned for that aren't I?

sarabear23

can we say:

cvnts

twaat

twunt

Lizzieyounce

If you do, we'll post "Free MK!" sig pics.

And biiiiitch a lot to KL.

But I doubt you'll get the ban hammer.

ETA:  I like the word Foffing...it just rolls off the tongue.

mkrupar

Yeah, I don't think Loops or LC will throw it down. 

sarabear23

If you get banned, I will too. Oh well. Making word lists is fun.

Megbo2012

Wow. I just don't get it. Shiiiiiiiiiit fuuuuuuxk this censorship. Try and stop me.

mkrupar

We should just choose one word to use in place of all curse words. Like shennanigans.

What the shennanigans?

That girl is such a shennanigans?

This is bull-shennanigans!!

Shennanigans! I forgot my shoes this morning!

crash2729

Can we still say twatwaffle?

ETA: Only with no space because tw.at is a naughty word.

sarabear23

I love the word shenannigans

Snippylynn

mkrupar

I cannot believe they banned tw.at. That's not even like a legal swear word.

willywally5

I am VERY excited that twatwaffle is still OK. And fucktard. Those are my faves. 

sarabear23

cumdumpster?

gutterslut?

cuntface?

willywally5

Shenanigans is a great word. I also like 'tomfoolery'

Megbo2012

I prefer floffing, personally.

Loopyseven

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anyone-around-18?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:9edcd9cc-4356-4a52-8250-cd0109d52529Post:f6e69bbe-6449-4c0c-a5a3-be4243632a28">Re: Anyone around?</a>:
[QUOTE]Yeah, I don't think Loops or LC will throw it down. 
Posted by mkrupar[/QUOTE]

<div>I think it's rediculous too.  We're adults.  If it offends, go play on your month or local boards.  There are plenty of places in TK land that have more pristine language than E.  </div>

sarabear23

tomfoolery is my favorite.

Loopyseven

Ooh. dinner is served.  Back in a bit.

Snippylynn

Ooh wait. Even better:

mkrupar

From your mod-ified post to TKs ears Loopys.

mkrupar

Nice Snips. Maybe we should all have that in our sigs.

willywally5

Good idea, MK!

Except your current sig makes me chuckle every time. Cute little poopy pup. 

angelsong21

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anyone-around-18?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:9edcd9cc-4356-4a52-8250-cd0109d52529Post:0ab74dd4-bfba-4066-8427-e800e47f0175">Re: Anyone around?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Anyone around? : I think it's rediculous too.  We're adults.  If it offends, go play on your month or local boards.  There are plenty of places in TK land that have more pristine language than E.  
Posted by Loopyseven[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>Exactly.  If I was offended by it, I would take my ball and go home. </div><div>
</div><div>Sorry I've had pretty much nothing to contribute to the conversation this evening.  I have a splitting headache. :-/  Does Dailys make headaches go away?  I feel like it's worth a try.

</div>

willywally5

Ugh, you guys. I have been roped into having burgers/brats/salads at our house before DD's BP next Saturday. Then a party bus is picking them up. Is an hour long enough for them to eat? Someone suggested TWO HOURS prior to bus coming and I have no clue what they would do for two hours. They can't start all the penis paraphenalia until on the bus because my younger kids will be around and while I don't mind them having a couple of drinks here but two hours seems like so long. 

angelsong21

Wally, I think an hour is plenty of time if the food is ready when they arrive.  I can't imagine what they'd do for two hours waiting for the party bus.

willywally5

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anyone-around-18?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:9edcd9cc-4356-4a52-8250-cd0109d52529Post:30ad0004-c3e6-4fbd-a831-68fb63269d1e">Re: Anyone around?</a>:
[QUOTE]Wally, I think an hour is plenty of time if the food is ready when they arrive. <strong> I can't imagine what they'd do for two hours waiting for the party bus.</strong>
Posted by angelsong21[/QUOTE]

<div>Exactly. </div><div>What do you think about this? I'm going to put tables in the garage. (It's brand new and totally finished like the rest of the house, except for a regular concrete floor.)  Of course, I would make it look nice and the food will be great. </div><div>
</div><div>I just don't want to have to clean and have my house overtaken for quick, cook-out meal that I don't feel we should be having at our house anyway.</div><div>
</div><div>ETA: Technically, Nerdy Girl is hosting the dinner because she is the MOH. And she and DD both wanted to do dinner (as opposed to just going out to bars/boozing) so she could be involved. (NG is my 14-year-old for those who don't know.) But of course, she can't really throw a dinner party by herself at 14. </div>

willywally5

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anyone-around-18?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:9edcd9cc-4356-4a52-8250-cd0109d52529Post:b66c8326-5a1f-417b-a95a-d44e00ba42c9">Re: Anyone around?</a>:
[QUOTE]Wally, that sounds perfect.  
Posted by EaglesBride2012[/QUOTE]

<div>Cool. Thanks. </div><div>
</div><div>If it is ungodly hot or otherwise awful weather, we can come inside. I have the room. I just know they aren't going to want to sit at our fancy dining room table, etc. It's just NOT that kind of party. </div><div>
</div><div>We could use the screened-in porch, too if weather is OK. Or the back patio. We have grass now! It's not by any means lush and gorgeous, but there's grass!</div>

HockeyFan4

I am back from round two of the cookout.  It was annoying.  There was a younger drunk female who kept shoving her recent boob job in everyone's face.  I am old, and glad to be home on my couch.

HockeyFan4

I wonder if people on the registry board are pissed they can't post about the new sheet.s they registered for.

willywally5

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anyone-around-18?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:9edcd9cc-4356-4a52-8250-cd0109d52529Post:f2c3b405-5081-4445-82c6-61a335fbb3df">Re: Anyone around?</a>:
[QUOTE]Doll, what you have planned is more than gracious! They can sit out there and crack lewd jokes.  Have some cute paper plates and plastic wineglasses and you are golden.
Posted by EaglesBride2012[/QUOTE]

<div>You are sweet to say so. I want her to have everything she's dreamed of but kind of feel like this is one party I shouldn't have to stress about. And even though, I'm WAY over-thinking it. </div><div>
</div><div>She has one BM in particular who is just fun and sweet and wonderful (besides my little NG!) She is making a batch of jello shoo.oots and apple pie shoo.ots (YUM) and is all gung-ho about it, so that is cool. And H will do the grilling. It will all be a good time. </div>