Confessions

laladypoet

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions : You know what sucks?  My kids don't think I'm even remotely funny. 
Posted by The Mel and Todd Show[/QUOTE]
in my limited experience, kids think you're funny if you fart around them, or hang them upside down by their ankles. it made me a pretty popular babysitter.

Ghoti

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions : 8 months? I don't think I can talk to you.
Posted by mag920[/QUOTE]

LOL. I *felt* oober pregnant, I just looked slightly bloated. I was so excited about wearing pregnant clothes and had a huge wardrobe accumulated, but I couldn't even wear any of it!

laurenclaire1386

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions : You know what sucks?  My kids don't think I'm even remotely funny. 
Posted by The Mel and Todd Show[/QUOTE]
They will one day. The stuff that my parents used to crack up over that made me mad as a kid is now ridiculously funny to me.

mkrupar

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions : You know what sucks?  My kids don't think I'm even remotely funny. 
Posted by The Mel and Todd Show[/QUOTE]

FWIW I think you're hilarious and love seeing new episodes of The Mel and Todd Show. :-) You kids might think you're funny.....someday. I didn't think my dad was funny until I moved away.

laurenclaire1386

Uber. If you're going to say uber, spell it right. Twice in this thread it's been misspelled. Yes, I'm the bitchy spelling police.

Wrkn925

MsMeryMac-

Doc told Mom that IUD shifted to right side, therefore, egg resleased.
They removed the IUD when pregnancy was detected.

She says: "God wanted me to have u.  I love my IUD child"
She's too sweet.

That's insane.  I never thought about the logistics of it until I got my IUD.

laurenclaire1386

Goddammit Greenturtle, TELL US WHO YOU ARE.

Ghoti

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[QUOTE]Uber. If you're going to say uber, spell it right. Twice in this thread it's been misspelled. Yes, I'm the bitchy spelling police.
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]
Actually, it's <strong>Über.
</strong>I didn't spellcheck that one. :D

kikibaby

I didn't follow the greenturtle stuff... was this a funny troll or a stupid troll?  Where was it posting? 

mkrupar

I want to know too GreenTurtle. While a troll, you were an amusing one. You could have gone on for a while until the A&A mishap.

cougarette

My mom also got pregnant with me while she had an IUD (also in '85).  They couldn't remove it, but it got lodged behind the placenta.

laurenclaire1386

Touche. I don't know how to make an umlaut on my computer.

The Mel and Todd Show

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[QUOTE]Goddammit Greenturtle, TELL US WHO YOU ARE.
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

This. 

I feel like my dvr just cut off the last 30 seconds of an episode of Scooby Doo, just as they're about to pull the damn wolfman's mask off to see who he REALLY is. 

:(  I want to know who the wolfman is. 

laurenclaire1386

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[QUOTE]I want to know too GreenTurtle. While a troll, you were an amusing one. You could have gone on for a while until the A&A mishap.
Posted by mkrupar[/QUOTE]
I missed the mishap. What was the mishap?

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

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[QUOTE]MsMeryMac- Doc told Mom that IUD shifted to right side, therefore, egg resleased. They removed the IUD when pregnancy was detected. She says: "God wanted me to have u.  I love my IUD child" She's too sweet. That's insane.  I never thought about the logistics of it until I got my IUD.
Posted by Wrkn925[/QUOTE]

Crazy. I didn't think they'd be able to remove it without, you know, disrupting you.

mkrupar

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions : I missed the mishap. What was the mishap?
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

It was on A&A. She tried telling everyone she had bought this (hideous) dress from Kleinfelds, where her and her dad just happened to "drop in". Then when she PIP'd picks of "Her" in the dress it was the wrong dress, and another poster found the exact same pic on one of the resale dress websites.

The Mel and Todd Show

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions : I missed the mishap. What was the mishap?
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

Over in A&A, she posted a pic of "her" in her dress.  It was tracked down to another website.  Also, it was that awful Pnina with the lace/bare corset.  No real person wants that dress. 

Wrkn925

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions : Crazy. I didn't think they'd be able to remove it without, you know, disrupting you.
Posted by msmerymac[/QUOTE]

That's what I thought.

laurenclaire1386

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions : Over in A&A, she posted a pic of "her" in her dress.  It was tracked down to another website.  Also, it was that awful Pnina with the lace/bare corset.  No real person wants that dress. 
Posted by The Mel and Todd Show[/QUOTE]
Thank you ma'am.

mkrupar

Mel beat me to it.

cougarette

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions : Over in A&A, she posted a pic of "her" in her dress.  It was tracked down to another website.  Also, it was that awful Pnina with the lace/bare corset.  No real person wants that dress. 
Posted by The Mel and Todd Show[/QUOTE]

Ew, the stripper fairy dresses?  Those are so hideous.

mkrupar

I've been reading notalwaysright.com off and on all morning and this one made me lol:

Nip-Picking

Vet | Ontario, Canada

(A customer brings her dog to the front desk in a panic.)

Customer: “My dog has fleas, so I need you to help me. I have been using the flea medication you gave me, but I can still see flea eggs.”

Me: “Ma’am, you can see flea eggs?”

Customer: “I have been trying to pick them off, but they seem to be stuck.”

Me: “Ok, can you show me the eggs you have been trying to pick off?”

(Customer lifts up the dog to show me it’s belly.)

Customer: “See! These!”

Me: “Ma’am, those are not flea eggs, they are his nipples.”

Customer: “Nipples? But he’s a male, how does he have nipples? They have to be flea eggs.”

Me: “I assure you, he has no fleas, and the ‘eggs’ you have been trying to pick off are in fact his nipples.”

Customer: “Get the vet, you don’t know what you’re talking about, he’s a male! He can’t have nipples.”

Me: “Ma’am, do human males have nipples?”

Customer: *stares blankly for a moment* “Well s***!” *walks out*

kikibaby

I tried on one of those dresses with the lacy-see through corset top.  I didn't know because it's hard to tell when it's in a bag, on the hanger; it was also at some little tiny mall boutique.  My mom helped me get it on and I looked in the mirror and started CRACKING UP.  It was the most ridiculous dress ever.

EDITED to change 'murder' to 'mirror'.  We can tell what's on MY mind today...

laurenclaire1386

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[QUOTE]I've been reading notalwaysright.com off and on all morning and this one made me lol: Nip-Picking Vet | Ontario, Canada (A customer brings her dog to the front desk in a panic.) Customer: “My dog has fleas, so I need you to help me. I have been using the flea medication you gave me, but I can still see flea eggs.” Me: “Ma’am, you can see flea eggs?” Customer: “I have been trying to pick them off, but they seem to be stuck.” Me: “Ok, can you show me the eggs you have been trying to pick off?” (Customer lifts up the dog to show me it’s belly.) Customer: “See! These!” Me: “Ma’am, those are not flea eggs, they are his nipples.” Customer: “Nipples? But he’s a male, how does he have nipples? They have to be flea eggs.” Me: “I assure you, he has no fleas, and the ‘eggs’ you have been trying to pick off are in fact his nipples.” Customer: “Get the vet, you don’t know what you’re talking about, he’s a male! He can’t have nipples.” Me: “Ma’am, do human males have nipples?” Customer: *stares blankly for a moment* “Well s***!” *walks out*
Posted by mkrupar[/QUOTE]
I'm embarrassed to say I thought one of my dog's nipples was a tick one time <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-embarassed.gif" border="0" alt="Embarassed" title="Embarassed" />

crfische

Confession threads are always enlightening. Vag knifes, lady fur, and dog nipples. I'm  quite certain my afternoon is complete.

mkrupar

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Confessions : I'm embarrassed to say I thought one of my dog's nipples was a tick one time
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

I'll admit I was confused when I first got mine as to what his nipples were, but I didn't try to pick them off. :-)

mkrupar

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[QUOTE]Confession threads are always enlightening. Vag knifes, lady fur, and dog nipples. I'm  quite certain my afternoon is complete.
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

Fishy your sig pic makes me want to eat Turkey and Pumpkin Pie.

Beachy730

Greenturtle who are you dammit?  I walked away from the computer for a while and came back to see you admit you were a troll.  So now tell us already.

The Mel and Todd Show

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[QUOTE]Greenturtle who are you dammit?  I walked away from the computer for a while and came back to see you admit you were a troll.  So now tell us already.
Posted by dnbeach12[/QUOTE]

Maybe she'll tell us if we guess right?  Or maybe while you were "away" from your computer, YOU were Greenturtle (dun dun dunnnnnnn). 

(That's not really my guess...I just wanted to be dramatic). 

Ghoti

Ooh ooh, a little behind but I found the pic of GreenTurtle! Is that like a TK party foul? I did mess up a good one... I was so excited, I never get to out people haha.