TK confessions?

lbarr088 · February 2012

Pee to me is not throw-up worthy. After working at a veterinary clinic there are many bodily fluids that I've found are FAR FAR worse than that.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · February 2012

Pooping is awesome. I always feel unstoppable after a satisfying shiit.

J&K10910 · February 2012

A kid peed on me once at my old job.

And when I say "a kid" I mean an 11 year old. Purposely.

sweetredhead · February 2012

Tk confession: I want to be a part of sb. I see the threads and always want to say something but then hate having to post and run during the day. I did start 1 thread but felt like a tool after so ran away. I posted a lot (for me) on ps but when people went crazy I basically left. I tend to be too shy most of the time do I just lurk.

lbarr088 · February 2012

Brown-Town my old man dog who lives with my parents peed on my dad's leg when he was a pup, marking my dad as his territory. Then my dad said it was time to chop the balls.

... Yeah that's not as interesting as getting peed on by an 11 yr old. That must've SUCKED. (I hope you had a change of clothes)

Nebb · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessions-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e82b958c-3afa-4008-b31e-0d9d5f3033f3Post:75dcae8a-d95f-4e4e-b742-113effd828bc">Re: TK confessions?</a>:
[QUOTE]Pooping is awesome. I always feel unstoppable after a satisfying shiit.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
RIGHT?! I always kinda just feel awesome. I always wish I could comment to someone about how great I feel because it was such a good poop buit I know thats not socially acceptable.

maratea · February 2012

All this poop talk has me worked up. Good thing I get to leave work in 10 minutes (I don't poop at work because inevitably one of my coworkers always walks in as I'm midshit).

AllAboutTheBenjamin · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessions-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e82b958c-3afa-4008-b31e-0d9d5f3033f3Post:0996c82b-23d9-4578-977c-5964902d19e0">Re: TK confessions?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: TK confessions? : RIGHT?! I always kinda just feel awesome. I always wish I could comment to someone about how great I feel because it was such a good poop buit I know thats not socially acceptable.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

This is completely bizarre and everyone will probably think I'm a weirdo, but I have a friend that I talk to about poop all the time. She'll text me randomly and be like, "I just took a massive shiit. Then I weighed myself. It was AWESOME." And then I'll text her, "Dude, beets for dinner last night."

It's mostly an inside joke type thing. I mean, we don't text each other photos of our shiit or anything. Yikes. But it is so funny to be going about my day and randomly get a text about poop. I always laugh.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessions-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e82b958c-3afa-4008-b31e-0d9d5f3033f3Post:515b9012-543d-47eb-b755-d4ca37b75ed5">Re: TK confessions?</a>:
[QUOTE]Tk confession: I want to be a part of sb. I see the threads and always want to say something but then hate having to post and run during the day. I did start 1 thread but felt like a tool after so ran away. I posted a lot (for me) on ps but when people went crazy I basically left. I tend to be too shy most of the time do I just lurk.
Posted by sweetredhead[/QUOTE]

Don't be afraid! We don't bite... hard. :)

J&K10910 · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessions-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e82b958c-3afa-4008-b31e-0d9d5f3033f3Post:5647824c-da8a-4a0d-87d6-a9e755ee5981">Re: TK confessions?</a>:
[QUOTE]Brown-Town my old man dog who lives with my parents peed on my dad's leg when he was a pup, marking my dad as his territory. Then my dad said it was time to chop the balls. ... Yeah that's not as interesting as getting peed on by an 11 yr old. That must've SUCKED. (I hope you had a change of clothes)
Posted by lbarr088[/QUOTE]

I ALWAYS had a full change of clothes (including bra and underwear), shampoo, conditioner, soap, facewash, etc in my car at that job. And several pairs of socks and at least one extra pair of shoes. I can't even count how many times I needed stuff like that.

J&K10910 · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessions-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e82b958c-3afa-4008-b31e-0d9d5f3033f3Post:515b9012-543d-47eb-b755-d4ca37b75ed5">Re: TK confessions?</a>:
[QUOTE]Tk confession: I want to be a part of sb. I see the threads and always want to say something but then hate having to post and run during the day. I did start 1 thread but felt like a tool after so ran away. I posted a lot (for me) on ps but when people went crazy I basically left. I tend to be too shy most of the time do I just lurk.
Posted by sweetredhead[/QUOTE]

Why'd you feel like a tool? What was the thread about?

KarleeKrause35 · February 2012

AATB, my friends and I talk about poop, too.
I also think it's hilarious. It's just really not an awkward subject for me.

sweetredhead · February 2012

Thanks. It was about wearing matching bra and panties and if people do that. I thought what a way to say hi weirdo! Haha. I can laugh at myself well.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessions-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e82b958c-3afa-4008-b31e-0d9d5f3033f3Post:338c1243-1154-42d5-a751-59b30d8f25d1">Re: TK confessions?</a>:
[QUOTE]Thanks. It was about wearing matching bra and panties and if people do that. I thought what a way to say hi weirdo! Haha. I can laugh at myself well.
Posted by sweetredhead[/QUOTE]

Haha oh I remember that. Well that wasn't THAT bad. Believe me, we've seen a hell of a lot worse.

Blueyed228 · February 2012

I cant believe i just read 4 pages + of poop. You guys are gross.

Nebb · February 2012

EVERYONE POOPS BLUE!! its a fact.

Blueyed228 · February 2012

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[QUOTE]EVERYONE POOPS BLUE!! its a fact.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

GROSS

J&K10910 · February 2012

Team Blue.

Does that make me a Crip?

AllAboutTheBenjamin · February 2012

You guys, you can't think poop is gross. It's a natural human process. Besides. I bet you'd know more about your digestive system if you played with your own poop.

september's bride · February 2012

I am never commenting about prunes again. 4 pages of poop...my goodness.

Nebb · February 2012

Poop is important.

J&K10910 · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessions-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e82b958c-3afa-4008-b31e-0d9d5f3033f3Post:8f6bb9a1-30d4-4eb4-bd82-80faed5832a8">Re: TK confessions?</a>:
[QUOTE]You guys, you can't think poop is gross. It's a natural human process. Besides. I bet you'd know more about your digestive system if you played with your own poop.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Poop is waste. Waste is garbage. Garbage is gross.

Blueyed228 · February 2012

LADIES DONT TALK ABOUT POOP

J&K10910 · February 2012

Ladies also don't sweat. They glow.

Blueyed228 · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessions-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e82b958c-3afa-4008-b31e-0d9d5f3033f3Post:1fcdafe9-03ef-45aa-9553-acc17ee3ff12">Re: TK confessions?</a>:
[QUOTE]Team Blue. <strong><u>Does that make me a Crip?</u></strong>
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

You said im not allowed to talk about that anymore!

Nebb · February 2012

Whenever someone says something about being a lady I always say it in my head like from this:

cheeseandrice · February 2012

POOP ISN"T GROSS. HITLER IS.

Nebb · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessions-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e82b958c-3afa-4008-b31e-0d9d5f3033f3Post:3f411c54-40dd-47ca-a2db-a1313ee9b5ac">Re: TK confessions?</a>:
[QUOTE]POOP ISN"T GROSS. HITLER IS.
Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]
FTW

AllAboutTheBenjamin · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessions-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e82b958c-3afa-4008-b31e-0d9d5f3033f3Post:3f411c54-40dd-47ca-a2db-a1313ee9b5ac">Re: TK confessions?</a>:
[QUOTE]POOP ISN"T GROSS. HITLER IS.
Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]

YES.

Nebb, you kill me. "Poop is important." I'd love to quote you on that.

Nebb · February 2012

It IS important!! Nothing can make you more miserable in life than not pooping properly. Poop tells you wtf is going on inside! Im glad we see eye to eye on this poop thing, i always worry people think im weird.

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