Dear SB,

beatlesgirl25

Wrong. The answer is bitter. And salty, from all the tears.

Speaking of more "well-loved" knotties...

Dear SB,

What have you done with Jasmineh? Do you have her locked in your subbasement?

Concerned,
Beatles

marriedfilingjointly

Dear Stacey,

What is going on in your sig?

Love,

MFJ

betrothed123

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dear-sb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:edbc1d88-c919-4622-b922-affe6c5e5ff0Post:3a0934f6-50ae-4c12-a676-5e80d0135a9f">Re: Dear SB,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear SB, : You're doing it wrong.  Can't you read?  This is DEAR SB.  Not Dear Stacey.  Not Open Letters to Whoever the Fuuck You Want.  DEAR SB. 
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
I seriously just LOLed.

marriedfilingjointly

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dear-sb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:edbc1d88-c919-4622-b922-affe6c5e5ff0Post:3a0934f6-50ae-4c12-a676-5e80d0135a9f">Re: Dear SB,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear SB, : You're doing it wrong.  Can't you read?  This is DEAR SB.  Not Dear Stacey.  Not Open Letters to Whoever the Fuuck You Want.  DEAR SB. 
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

Whatevah.  I do what I want.  (insert picture of Cartman dressed like a teen slut on Maury)

[Deleted User]

That's pathetic, B. Getting named in polls is not all that awesome. It's great at first and then you realize that people only name people that they've either talked with that day have an off TK relationship with.

staceytaylor0704

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dear-sb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:edbc1d88-c919-4622-b922-affe6c5e5ff0Post:49ebdfab-e577-4c31-91b6-36732387932d">Re: Dear SB,</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Stacey, What is going on in your sig? Love, MFJ
Posted by marriedfilingjointly[/QUOTE]

Thats Shawn and Gus from Psych. If you haven't watched this show, you must. Its hilarious.
Each episode has pineapples in various places.. its their mascot (?)

J&K10910

Dear SB,
I'm going to go manage my stress and go for a run.  When I come back, I expect to see some action in here.  No excuses.  Play like a champion.

Love and kisses and puppies and rainbows,
J

[Deleted User]

Wrong again MJF! Cartman would be one of the Maury fat babies.

Dressed in spandex biker shorts and a sports bra to cover his little boy moobs.

MeaghanandMichael

I love me some Dule Hill.

marriedfilingjointly

Ahh snap. 

MeaghanandMichael

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dear-sb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:edbc1d88-c919-4622-b922-affe6c5e5ff0Post:dcc64782-0cf2-4d0e-9477-db3b65e9ff2a">Re: Dear SB,</a>:
[QUOTE]That's pathetic, B. Getting named in polls is not all that awesome. It's great at first and then you realize that people only name people that they've either talked with that day have an off TK relationship with.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Yes AND I hate when people feel overly bad for not naming absolutely everyone who named them in, "who would you have a beer with?" or something. You'll catch them on the flipside. No biggie.

beatlesgirl25

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dear-sb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:edbc1d88-c919-4622-b922-affe6c5e5ff0Post:a3fa0f25-7c7b-4826-b194-68980a8dd560">Re: Dear SB,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear SB, : Thats Shawn and Gus from Psych. If you haven't watched this show, you must. Its hilarious. Each episode has pineapples in various places.. its their mascot (?)
Posted by staceytaylor0704[/QUOTE]

I want to state for the record that I knew what this sig was about before you said this, I just kept forgetting to tell you it was awesome. I love Psych! Can't wait for November.

zippityb

I think talking about little boy moobs makes one pervy.

And now, I too am pervy.

MeaghanandMichael

Dear SB,

I think the time for having feelers hurt by the call out site has long passed. FFF/FFHD? OK!

Eyebrows raised,
M

anna.oskar

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dear-sb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:edbc1d88-c919-4622-b922-affe6c5e5ff0Post:90ae1bc2-89de-46b7-b15a-d9e8a1052814">Re: Dear SB,</a>:
[QUOTE]Wrong again MJF! Cartman would be one of the Maury fat babies. Dressed in spandex biker shorts and a sports bra to cover his little boy moobs.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]


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beatlesgirl25

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dear-sb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:edbc1d88-c919-4622-b922-affe6c5e5ff0Post:65552b4a-e676-4730-b3e2-71dbb6ab9358">Re: Dear SB,</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear SB, I'm going to go manage my stress and go for a run.  When I come back, I expect to see some action in here.  No excuses.  Play like a champion. Love and kisses and puppies and rainbows, J
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

So you're going to come back all jacked up on adrenaline (and Mountain Dew). I'm scared now.

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dear-sb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:edbc1d88-c919-4622-b922-affe6c5e5ff0Post:87d4c0e7-8fb2-41e6-8c4b-6b61ada3f7ae">Re: Dear SB,</a>:
[QUOTE]I think talking about little boy moobs makes one pervy. And now, I too am pervy.
Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]

But only if one things moobs are sexy in the first place. Do you think moobs are sexy, Zip?

betrothed123

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dear-sb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:edbc1d88-c919-4622-b922-affe6c5e5ff0Post:8495aef0-1ae8-44ed-9b45-9c3cccf57d36">Re: Dear SB,</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear SB, I think the time for having feelers hurt by the call out site has long passed. FFF/FFHD? OK! Eyebrows raised, M
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]
Agreed.

staceytaylor0704

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dear-sb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:edbc1d88-c919-4622-b922-affe6c5e5ff0Post:aebbf677-0d52-4782-97fe-20e304f4e126">Re: Dear SB,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear SB, : I want to state for the record that I knew what this sig was about before you said this, I just kept forgetting to tell you it was awesome. I love Psych! Can't wait for November.
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

I would like to state for the record that you are awesome..
and I would jump James Roday's geeky bones.

I can't wait for November either, but mostly because the Publix nearby me opens, and the Harry Potter movie comes out.

Starmusica

Dear SB-

I'll admit it. I started visiting you just as the real snarkiness started to go away.. but I do prefer you when no one is afraid to speak up. I admit it- things are so quiet here I was afraid to really speak out during last night's thread. But I got over it and it was fine. But please SB, while being honest is the reason you are great.. I hope you don't begin creating drama for fun to fill the void left by the lack of true snarkiness that has been here lately.

S

MeaghanandMichael

Oh and, the facepunch thread? I was not shocked at all that no one mentioned a single poster on TK. Just sayin'

zippityb

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dear-sb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:edbc1d88-c919-4622-b922-affe6c5e5ff0Post:9848ae3a-8429-406b-bb38-43c1d843ebcc">Re: Dear SB,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear SB, : But only if one things moobs are sexy in the first place. Do you think moobs are sexy, Zip?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Only moobs that are of-age.

beatlesgirl25

James Roday has great hair. And him + Maggie Lawson = sitting in a tree, unfortunately for you.

Dear SB,

Where is everyone? I'm missing some pretty faces right now.

Love,
BG

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dear-sb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:edbc1d88-c919-4622-b922-affe6c5e5ff0Post:887d566d-54a7-4bf1-94b5-f49c5530fe62">Re: Dear SB,</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear SB- I'll admit it. I started visiting you just as the real snarkiness started to go away.. but I do prefer you when no one is afraid to speak up. I admit it- things are so quiet here I was afraid to really speak out during last night's thread. But I got over it and it was fine. But please SB, while being honest is the reason you are great.. I hope you don't begin creating drama for fun to fill the void left by the lack of true snarkiness that has been here lately. S
Posted by Starmusica[/QUOTE]

But it's not about creating drama for the sake of drama. That's boring too. It's about being honest with out having to sugar coat it so much that the message is completely lost. There is a middle ground. I know it.

kikibaby

Dear SB,

You should all come on over to E.  We need to all be combine forces again, because now BOTH boards are fucking boring.  At least we could argue with each other.

, K

[Deleted User]

Keeeeekers! Wanna argue with me? What should we fight about?

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dear-sb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:edbc1d88-c919-4622-b922-affe6c5e5ff0Post:1f41c0a7-016f-4caf-837f-6ce72e3f4141">Re: Dear SB,</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh and, the facepunch thread? I was not shocked at all that no one mentioned a single poster on TK. Just sayin'
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

I can't speak for the others, but if I only had 3 punches, no way in hell would I be wasting them on TK girls. There are bigger people in my life that have done me wrong. Or perhaps I took that post a little too seriously.

Starmusica

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dear-sb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:edbc1d88-c919-4622-b922-affe6c5e5ff0Post:5a1c5cbd-6952-402d-8207-a163bd856200">Re: Dear SB,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear SB, : But it's not about creating drama for the sake of drama. That's boring too. It's about being honest with out having to sugar coat it so much that the message is completely lost. There is a middle ground. I know it.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>I agree with you completely actually (not to totally a*slick). There is a lot of sugar coating here and I will admit I am also guilty of it. IRL.... I wouldn't bother so I don't know why I bother here.</div>

JenGin74

Dear SB,

 I would enjoy some flameworthy posts and/or posters. It's been far too long.

Yours,
  Jennifer

betrothed123

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dear-sb?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:edbc1d88-c919-4622-b922-affe6c5e5ff0Post:b74621fb-a115-46d4-b1b7-c35ceb74edc2">Re: Dear SB,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear SB, :Also, where is every one? I am a little suspicious that the first 14 people to jump in this post are completely different then the normal people who jump in EVERY.OTHER. post on here. I guess only a handful of us want to preserve the fun?
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]
Yeah.  WTF?  Where are the regs?