I Judge

ShakeUpTampa

maybe one day they will put the sink on the door so it wont unlock until your hands have been washed hahaa...A girl can dream...
I was in a few restrooms this week that have been upgraded so you don't have to touch the handle of the water or the soap either, it just shoots on out. Now if we could not have to touch the bathroom door handle we would be WINNING :-p

annakb8

Yeah, all this Chipotle talk is really making me want to go there now. Luckily I'm too hungry to wait in the 45 minute line at the one by my office.

For the record, it pisses me off when people mispronounce it too. It isn't that hard people.

scottswife1106

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[QUOTE]Ugh chipotle is one of mine too.  In fact, I cringe at almost all mispronounced words.  It's like a nervous tic of mine or something. My SO says "surrage" instead of "sewage" - we actually had a *fight* about that one sadly enough.
Posted by katieisawesome[/QUOTE]

Or ursher instead of usher. Why add the "r"?

Stackeye210

Ever walked into poop on the toilet seat at work? 

I have.  Like a bunch of times.  I just don't understand how that works.  Do you NOT turn around to see if your sh*t went down?  How did you not see the pooh right on the foffing seat?  I know you saw it.  ACK RIGHT. 

hlq2011

I judge people who say "could care less" and "irregardless"

Along with the Chipotle thing.  My coworkers go there all the time; thank God they say it right, or I'd go nuts.

The Mel and Todd Show

This whole "while I was bleeding" thing is way too Leviticus for me. We're allowed out of the cave while we're bleeding. According to the commercials, it's actually a really great time for competitive sports. Swimming, even.

Ciaram22

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : I won't say that I was/am jealous at all. Maybe I need to clarify? I'm saying that I judge people, be it moms or dads, who bring their newborns out before the 6 week checkup, to public places. I am not saying that they have to stay cooped up in their house the whole time and they can't go out and visit.  You guys are probably right that nothing will happen and that the mom and baby are fine. I just come from a family who really believes in that 6 week thing. Some of the things that we are taught/shown growing up, stick with us and they become a part of our lives/beliefs.  Notice I did not say all or majority.
Posted by scottswife1106[/QUOTE]
It wouldn't have been 6 weeks for me it would have been 8 because the pediatricians where I live do 8 week check ups.

FutureMrsFezz

I'm glad I eat at Moe's.

jaycee7389

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[QUOTE]Ever walked into poop on the toilet seat at work?  I have.  Like a bunch of times.  I just don't understand how that works.  Do you NOT turn around to see if your sh*t went down?  How did you not see the pooh right on the foffing seat?  I know you saw it.  ACK RIGHT. 
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

<div>hahah. i actually have yet to encounter that, but that is pretty fvcked up!</div>

Snippylynn

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : I won't say that I was/am jealous at all. Maybe I need to clarify? I'm saying that I judge people, be it moms or dads, who bring their newborns out before the 6 week checkup, to public places. I am not saying that they have to stay cooped up in their house the whole time and they can't go out and visit.  You guys are probably right that nothing will happen and that the mom and baby are fine. I just come from a family who really believes in that 6 week thing. Some of the things that we are taught/shown growing up, stick with us and they become a part of our lives/beliefs.  Notice I did not say all or majority.
Posted by scottswife1106[/QUOTE]

Ha.  And now you play the "family thing" card.  Ridic.

[Deleted User]

I have never been to Chipotle, but at least I know how to say it right. I wonder if we have any around here.

Bubbalub

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[QUOTE]Ever walked into poop on the toilet seat at work?  I have.  Like a bunch of times.  I just don't understand how that works.  Do you NOT turn around to see if your sh*t went down?  How did you not see the pooh right on the foffing seat?  I know you saw it.  ACK RIGHT. 
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

Additionally, howthefuck are you sitting on the seat that you actually manage to get shiit on it in the first place? Could you not scootch forward a couple inches to accommodate? SO GROSS.

H had a roommate once that always got shiit on the seat and was the most disgusting guy ever. They eventually kicked him out by taking all his stuff and putting it on the front porch and locking him out because he wouldn't leave and they couldn't stand it anymore.

Stackeye210

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[QUOTE]This whole "while I was bleeding" thing is way too Leviticus for me. We're allowed out of the cave while we're bleeding. According to the commercials, it's actually a really great time for competitive sports. Swimming, even.
Posted by The Mel and Todd Show[/QUOTE]

Don't forget it's the best time to wear all white as well. 

Beachy730

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : I won't say that I was/am jealous at all. Maybe I need to clarify? I'm saying that I judge people, be it moms or dads, who bring their newborns out before the 6 week checkup, to public places. I am not saying that they have to stay cooped up in their house the whole time and they can't go out and visit.  You guys are probably right that nothing will happen and that the mom and baby are fine. I just come from a family who really believes in that 6 week thing. Some of the things that we are taught/shown growing up, stick with us and they become a part of our lives/beliefs. <strong> </strong>Notice I did not say all or majority.
Posted by scottswife1106[/QUOTE]

<div>No I don't think you need to clarify your standpoint at all.  We all get it, and I still think it's BS.  </div>

scottswife1106

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[QUOTE]Annnnnd now I want a burrito.
Posted by RobotLegs[/QUOTE]

Or better yet, a burrito bowl.

specialk84

Now I want Chipotle, and I already had lunch.

Moneypenny424

I judge non-white people wearing blue contacts.  What the f is your problem? 

Snippylynn

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[QUOTE]This whole "while I was bleeding" thing is way too Leviticus for me. We're allowed out of the cave while we're bleeding. According to the commercials, it's actually a really great time for competitive sports. Swimming, even.
Posted by The Mel and Todd Show[/QUOTE]

HA! :D

DodgersBride

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : Leaving pee is gross, but the other day a girl walked out of a stall in a busy bathroom and just left her toilet seat liner on the toilet. I went in after her and didn't have any idea what to do about it. Who does that?
Posted by annakb8[/QUOTE]

That happen to me at Olive Garden. It wasn't just one lady who did it, it was her teenage daughter and another lady with them. No flush nothing. I was beyond pissed that I didn't even use the bathroom

I said something out loud because I wasn't the only one disgusted. All 3 stalls had the used liner with pee on it. They didn't say anything at first but then started to talk about me in Spanish. I completely understand Spanish and proceeded to tell them what I had just said in English.

barbie92

I judge people like my uncle who use a handicap placard and they don't need them.
Yes at one point he did, but he just ran a 5K and still uses it.

jessicabessica

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[QUOTE]Speaking of changing names: I hate when people call Walmart - wally world and Target - Tarjaay.  It doesn't make them more classy - if you shop there, just roll with it.
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

I have never heard the wally world one, but I definitely judge Tarjaay, especially when it's used because you think you're saving the world by shopping at Target instead of Wal Mart. 

RobotLegs

I say Tarjaaaay.  lol

scottswife1106

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[QUOTE]Yeah, all this Chipotle talk is really making me want to go there now. Luckily I'm too hungry to <strong>wait in the 45 minute line</strong> at the one by my office. For the record, it pisses me off when people mispronounce it too. It isn't that hard people.
Posted by annakb8[/QUOTE]

We ONLY order online. You get to walk right up to the counter. Love.

Ciaram22

The nearest Chipotle to me is several hours away. I have actually never been to one.

jaycee7389

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[QUOTE]I have never been to Chipotle, but at least I know how to say it right. I wonder if we have any around here.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>you must find one..it is life changing! not really, but pretty damn good!

</div>

midgetthemighty

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[QUOTE]Ever walked into poop on the toilet seat at work?  I have.  Like a bunch of times.  I just don't understand how that works.  Do you NOT turn around to see if your sh*t went down?  How did you not see the pooh right on the foffing seat?  I know you saw it.  ACK RIGHT. 
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

At my first job I had a super gross experience with a woman's bathroom. If you are eating or have a sensitive stomach I would suggest not reading the rest of this particular post.





Someone pooped in their underwear (like really really bad not just stains) and left it on the floor in the stall. Same job, different day, someone also somehow got poop all over the wall. *gags* I used multiple pairs of rubber gloves and washed my hands countless times afterwards.

RobotLegs

And not because it sounds fancier, but because it's FUNNY for the opposite reason- it's NOT fancy. 

Like Wally World is funny because of National Lampoons Vacation!

kate51485

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[QUOTE]Kate! <3 how is the puppy?
Posted by pinkpinot[/QUOTE]

He is so good! Up to 55.5 pounds and he learned how to swim last weekend. And ate his first hot dog but that's a secret.

However, he is probably in a drug induced stupor at the moment. :( He is getting neutered today!

I was all choked up this morning after I dropped him off. Sigh.

annakb8

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : We ONLY order online. You get to walk right up to the counter. Love.
Posted by scottswife1106[/QUOTE]

Yeah, well it would be a 45 minute or more wait if I ordered online too. So I'm still too hungry to wait.

Beachy730

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[QUOTE]I judge non-white people wearing blue contacts.  What the f is your problem? 
Posted by Moneypenny424[/QUOTE]

<div>I judge blue contacts in general because I always get asked if I'm wearing colored contacts just because I have blue eyes. </div>