I Judge

specialk84 · May 2011

A friend of mine made these cookies, then told us all to google "goatse." (NSFW)

Edit: Don't google it if you don't want to barf. It's a long-running internet prank, and it's gross. My friend is weird.

Beachy730 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]But I just said you can't always SEE fecal matter Andy. Maybe the baker had to go to the bathroom. But then the phone rang! So she got up really fast and didn't stop to wash her hands. She has a long conversation with her friend about her new boyfriend who she thinks is cheating, but she can't tell because he also works long hours and by the time she gets off the phone she's forgotten she didn't wash her hands and she starts making cookies and kneads it all together with her hands? EW.
Posted by FutureMrsTR[/QUOTE]

<div>If she is on her phone while baking, there is probably fecal matter in there anyways. </div>

andy71781 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]But I just said you can't always SEE fecal matter Andy. Maybe the baker had to go to the bathroom. But then the phone rang! So she got up really fast and didn't stop to wash her hands. She has a long conversation with her friend about her new boyfriend who she thinks is cheating, but she can't tell because he also works long hours and by the time she gets off the phone she's forgotten she didn't wash her hands and she starts making cookies and kneads it all together with her hands? EW.
Posted by FutureMrsTR[/QUOTE]

BUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME? I'm worried about the baker though. Tell her to make him wrap it up.

Eat the GD cookie.

annakb8 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]I bet there is fecal matter in the PRECIOUS Chipotle burrito you all were raving about a few short pages ago.
Posted by pinkpinot[/QUOTE]

That's what I was thinking. Unless you prepare 100% of the food you eat in your home,from scratch, while wearing gloves then you have probably ingested some fecal matter during your lifetime.

FutureMrsTR · May 2011

Now, in all honesty, I would probably eat a random cookie (if it were chocolate chip, not oatmeal raisin, I hate that shiit) and trust in my immune system to handle anything uncool. Because I'm a chubass. But I just wanted to point out that it wasn't about poison at all because that's just ridiculous.

ahhhitsshannyn · May 2011

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[QUOTE]A friend of mine made these cookies, then told us all to google "goatse." (NSFW)
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

UM EW.... YUCK YUCK YUCK. VOM. That is freaking sick.

georgia_bride09 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]Guys, it's not about poison! It's about the people who cook without washing their hands after going to the bathroom or lose hairs in their food while they're cooking. Ick.
Posted by FutureMrsTR[/QUOTE]

Exactly. Especially because we were specifically talking about people not washing their hands AT WORK a few pages back. Imagine how dirty they are at home?!! ::shudder::

I'm always afraid a stray cat hair will make into my baked goods when I take them to work. I haven't had any complaints so far. Apparently because people like hairy poop cookies.

MrsMack10612 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : We used to live in a 22 story high rise and could trick or treat at ALL of the apartments. That was in the 80's and before people started putting pins and razor blades in the fruit and candy.
Posted by scottswife1106[/QUOTE]

Actually, the 80's is when all that crazyness was happening.

I did a large amount of my trick or treating in the late 70s, early 80s. My parents NEVER let us eat anything that wasn't prewrapped and every wrapper was checked for security; even when we lived in a neighborhood where they new 90% of the people.

Mrs.B6302007 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : UM EW.... YUCK YUCK YUCK. VOM. That is freaking sick.
Posted by ahhhitsshannyn[/QUOTE]

I'm skeered to look.

Beachy730 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]Now, in all honesty, I would probably eat a random cookie (if it were chocolate chip, not oatmeal raisin, I hate that shiit) and trust in my immune system to handle anything uncool. Because I'm a chubass. But I just wanted to point out that it wasn't about poison at all because that's just ridiculous.
Posted by FutureMrsTR[/QUOTE]

<div>Yeah I never think about the possibility of poison with homemade goods. It's about the filth level of the homes they come from. If i have a student who always smells like smoke and has cat hair on him all the time, I'm not eating his birthday cupcakes. </div>

Ghoti · May 2011

Depends on what kind of cookie.

Bubbalub · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge :<strong> Actually, the 80's is when all that crazyness was happening.</strong> I did a large amount of my trick or treating in the late 70s, early 80s. My parents NEVER let us eat anything that wasn't prewrapped and every wrapper was checked for security; even when we lived in a neighborhood where they new 90% of the people.
Posted by kjhowd[/QUOTE]

Yup. All our Halloween candy was carefully checked by our parents and no homemade goods were ever eaten.

specialk84 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : I'm skeered to look.
Posted by Mrs.B6302007[/QUOTE]

<div>Don't do it. I shouldn't have posted it without a warning.</div><div>
</div><div>Sorry.</div>

Ghoti · May 2011

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[QUOTE]But I just said you can't always SEE fecal matter Andy. Maybe the baker had to go to the bathroom. But then the phone rang! So she got up really fast and didn't stop to wash her hands. She has a long conversation with her friend about her new boyfriend who she thinks is cheating, but she can't tell because he also works long hours and by the time she gets off the phone she's forgotten she didn't wash her hands and she starts making cookies and kneads it all together with her hands? EW.
Posted by FutureMrsTR[/QUOTE]
That probably happens ALL THE TIME.<div>
</div><div>So you poop-o-phobes, you don't keep your toothbrush in the bathroom right?</div>

specialk84 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : That probably happens ALL THE TIME. So you poop-o-phobes, you don't keep your toothbrush in the bathroom right?
Posted by Ghoti[/QUOTE]

<div>We keep our toothbrushes in a closed bathroom closet, and they have little caps to go on top of them.</div>

Ghoti · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : That's what I was thinking. Unless you prepare 100% of the food you eat in your home,from scratch, while wearing gloves then you have probably ingested some fecal matter during your lifetime.
Posted by annakb8[/QUOTE]
You forgot to add you'd have to grow it from home too.

Ghoti · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : We keep our toothbrushes in a closed bathroom closet, and they have little caps to go on top of them.
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]
LOL

katieisawesome · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : You can't always see fecal matter.
Posted by FutureMrsTR[/QUOTE]

<div>Lol I didn't say you could. I said I would eat them if they looked clean and were presented in a contained fashion.</div>

hlq2011 · May 2011

I know we're totally not judging anymore, but I have a lame judgement anyway.

I judge people who use polls for stupid crap rather than asking a question. Do I follow up on invitations or not doesn't require a poll.

Carry on...

MrsMack10612 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : You forgot to add you'd have to grow it from home too.
Posted by Ghoti[/QUOTE]

But what about the fertiizer or the critters that might get into your garden?

specialk84 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]I know we're totally not judging anymore, but I have a lame judgement anyway. I judge people who use polls for stupid crap rather than asking a question. Do I follow up on invitations or not doesn't require a poll. Carry on...
Posted by hlq2011[/QUOTE]

<div>Agree. I thought it was common sense to follow up on missing RSVPs.</div>

Moneypenny424 · May 2011

I judge this girl on Honeymoons who is trying to figure out a 12hr honeymoon because her FI has to be home by 8pm.

Beachy730 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]I know we're totally not judging anymore, but I have a lame judgement anyway. I judge people who use polls for stupid crap rather than asking a question. Do I follow up on invitations or not doesn't require a poll. Carry on...
Posted by hlq2011[/QUOTE]

<div>That's just laziness because they don't want to have to read the responses. Still judge-worthy.</div>

katieisawesome · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : We used to live in a 22 story high rise and could trick or treat at ALL of the apartments. That was in the 80's and before people started putting pins and razor blades in the fruit and candy.
Posted by scottswife1106[/QUOTE]

<div>You do know that 99.999999999999999999999999999% of people never have and never will do this, right? It is an irrational fear.</div>

georgia_bride09 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : That probably happens ALL THE TIME. So you poop-o-phobes, you don't keep your toothbrush in the bathroom right?
Posted by Ghoti[/QUOTE]

We keep our toothbrushes on the back of the toilet, why?

Kidding. Ew.

annakb8 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]I judge this girl on Honeymoons who is trying to figure out a 12hr honeymoon because her FI has to be home by 8pm.
Posted by Moneypenny424[/QUOTE]

WTF. How hard is this? Go to a hotel and do it. Some of the people on HM are so dumb I'm surprised they know how to turn on their computer.

Moneypenny424 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : We keep our toothbrushes on the back of the toilet, why? Kidding. Ew.
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

Bwahahaha

Ghoti · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : But what about the fertiizer or the critters that might get into your garden?
Posted by kjhowd[/QUOTE]
True that! We totally use bunny poop in our garden :P

hlq2011 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : WTF. How hard is this? Go to a hotel and do it. Some of the people on HM are so dumb I'm surprised they know how to turn on their computer.
Posted by annakb8[/QUOTE]

Agreed. I used to lurk on that board but now I ignore it.

adamar15 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]I judge this girl on Honeymoons who is trying to figure out a 12hr honeymoon because her FI has to be home by 8pm.
Posted by Moneypenny424[/QUOTE]

I'm baffled by this. Are they 16 or something?

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