Okay, it seems I'm not the only one who's bored today. Let's try something new. I know it's called "TMI" for a reason, but c'mon - it's slow in here. Please play along!

I'll start. Yesterday, I met FI for dinner after work. As soon as I got up to the table he was sitting at, the first thing he said to me was "Well, I guess you've started your period." "Why?" I asked. "Because you're obviously bloated."
Thaaaanks.
Alright, your turn.