I Judge

Moneypenny424 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]Remember back in the good old days when you could eat homemade cookies or popcorn balls that people handed out during trick-or-treat? Not these days.
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

Growing up, our hospitals used to X-Ray candy to make sure there weren't needles, shards of glass, etc. in the candy. Apparently this wasn't done everywhere...

pinkpinot · May 2011

Thanks for using 'fecal matter' and 'cookie' in the same sentence.

laurenpm · May 2011

I would probably not eat the cookies. But I would spend all day being tempted by said cookies so I would end up going home and baking my own damn cookies. So really secret cookies = more work for me.

katieisawesome · May 2011

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[QUOTE]Oh, COME ON guys! You'd really eat a cookie that you have NO idea where it came from?
Posted by RobotLegs[/QUOTE]

<div>Probably... if it was clean looking and in a bag.</div><div>
</div><div>:runsandhidesinfatkidshame:</div>

pinkpinot · May 2011

Poop cookies.

Stackeye210 · May 2011

Our hospitals did that too Money - but we never took them there. I'd just eat the apple, no questions asked. lol.

waltzingmatilda13 · May 2011

There are way too many bodily fluids in this thread.

sarabellam · May 2011

I judge my cat for peeing on my pillow. Your litter box is clean, I know you love me, but you could find a more socially acceptable way to show me, mmkay?

scottswife1106 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : I wouldn't eat the cookies, and I never ate anything that came from my student's houses unless I knew the parents and knew what kind of family they were. However, I'm judging you for her referring to her ridiculousness at what her parents taught her, when you've already tried to pull that excuse yourself today.
Posted by dnbeach12[/QUOTE]

I wasn't judging her reasoning, I was judging the fact that she was eating them.

I had a friend ask me if she should make cookies for her son's bus driver. I told her "No cause she probably won't eat them." I think many teachers feel this way about taking homemade food from students. You just never know.

RobotLegs · May 2011

Just imagine that they are hairy fecal matter cookies.

hlq2011 · May 2011

We were not permitted to eat apples (or anything not in a manufacturer's wrapper) given out at Halloween, for fear of poison and razor blades.

annakb8 · May 2011

But even if you know who baked the cookies, you still don't know if they washed their hands before baking. The cookies could still contain hair/poop.

FutureMrsTR · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : Probably... if it was clean looking and in a bag. :runsandhidesinfatkidshame:
Posted by katieisawesome[/QUOTE]

You can't always <em>see</em> fecal matter.

Snippylynn · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : You're being too hard on her, loosen up! The rapture happens Saturday, let coworker enjoy a few poisoned cookies.
Posted by pinkpinot[/QUOTE]
That's it. I'm going to die laughing. lol

midgetthemighty · May 2011

Well I was going to say that I'd eat the cookies but now I'm having second thoughts. Probably important to know where they came from but I'd probably buckle under the pressure of them being there and just eat one. Unless they're chocolate. *gross*

baystateapple · May 2011

I judge FedEx for taking so long to deliver my stupid package. I had it sent to work instead of home because I don't get home until 4 PM today (appointment) and I figured I'd get it at work. Now I only have fifteen minutes left, and it's still not here. According to the tracker it's been out for delivery for seven hours. Dammit. Serves me right for thinking this way would be quicker.

Stackeye210 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]But even if you know who baked the cookies, you still don't know if they washed their hands before baking. The cookies could still contain hair/poop.
Posted by annakb8[/QUOTE]

Which is the precise reason I'm so weird about potlucks. . . . .

specialk84 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]Thanks for using 'fecal matter' and 'cookie' in the same sentence.
Posted by pinkpinot[/QUOTE]

<div>You only <em>think</em> those are chocolate chips.</div>

scottswife1106 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]Remember back in the good old days when you could eat homemade cookies or popcorn balls that people handed out during trick-or-treat? Not these days.
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

We used to live in a 22 story high rise and could trick or treat at ALL of the apartments. That was in the 80's and before people started putting pins and razor blades in the fruit and candy.

andy71781 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : You can't always see fecal matter.
Posted by FutureMrsTR[/QUOTE]

How bad could a little fecal matter REALLY be? And honestly? Tell me somebody who doesn't typically wash their hands wouldn't wash in the event that they had said fecal matter on their hands.

RobotLegs · May 2011

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[QUOTE]But even if you know who baked the cookies, you still don't know if they washed their hands before baking. The cookies could still contain hair/poop.
Posted by annakb8[/QUOTE]

But at least it's hair and poop of someone I <em>know.</em>

Beachy730 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : I wasn't judging her reasoning, I was judging the fact that she was eating them. I had a friend ask me if she should make cookies for her son's bus driver. I told her "No cause she probably won't eat them." I think many teachers feel this way about taking homemade food from students. You just never know.
Posted by scottswife1106[/QUOTE]

<div>You said she was eating them because her parents told her not to waste food. Your parents told you kids should live in a bubble for 6 weeks. What's life like in Pleasantville? Is Kristen#"s your neighbor and BFF?</div>

Mrs.B6302007 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]People drop off baked goods at my office all the time. Usually for the priest. I eat them. I figure the majority of the little old ladies that leave cookies for the priest aren't trying to poison him. He's pretty well-liked.
Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]

Aren't you worried about the little old ladies giving cat hair cookies? ;-)

Stackeye210 · May 2011

If only it were this obvious!

The Mel and Todd Show · May 2011

Seriously, cookiephobes. This is why you have stomach acid. Eat the poopcookies.

scottswife1106 · May 2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I Judge : That really annoys me. My first wedding shower is SUNDAY! It couldn't wait 1 more day? I've thrown so many showers that I was really looking forward to being the guest of honor at one. But no...... <strong>Regarding the treats in the break room, the reason it creeped us out is it's a small office (12 people) and everyone said no when we asked if they brought them.
</strong>Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]

She even said that she asked around and none of the staff knew where they came from. I guess she is assuming a kid left them here last night.

baystateapple · May 2011

Well I will be NOW, Mrs. B!

FutureMrsTR · May 2011

But I just said you can't always SEE fecal matter Andy. Maybe the baker had to go to the bathroom. But then the phone rang! So she got up really fast and didn't stop to wash her hands. She has a long conversation with her friend about her new boyfriend who she thinks is cheating, but she can't tell because he also works long hours and by the time she gets off the phone she's forgotten she didn't wash her hands and she starts making cookies and kneads it all together with her hands? EW.

pinkpinot · May 2011

I bet there is fecal matter in the PRECIOUS Chipotle burrito you all were raving about a few short pages ago.

Stackeye210 · May 2011

Chipotle is worth fecal matter . . . . .

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